Uncle Billy lost his willy

[ThreeLocusts]

Jingle bells, Batman smells/Robin flew away/uncle Billy lost his willy/on the motorway...
(sung to the tune of the Xmas song)

it's one of a handful of rude rhymes my children learned early on in primary school. This was in the Southeast in the 2010s, but a friend who grew up in Manchester in the 1970s said he knew this rhyme too.

I'd just like to get a sense of how widespread and how old it is. Has it been around since the first Batman TV series of the late 50s (I think)? And do you have other examples of disrespectful children's rhymes featuring pop cultural references? Or rude rhymes full stop? I find this one oddly joyful....

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius my 78 year old mum used to sing a version of this!

mum’s out, dad’s out
lets play rude
pee poo belly bum draws
run around the garden in the nude
pee poo belly bum draws!

used to make us giggle as kids

@fashionqueen0123 @RedOnyx

We sang a similar song! (Aged about 10-11 😐)

”We are the [school name] girls
we wear our hair in curls
we wear our Levi jeans
upon our sexy knees

we don’t smoke or drink
that’s what our parents think!
And when it comes to toys
we’d rather play with boys…”

i can’t remember all of it but it ended with
“my mother jumped for joy it was a baby boy
my father hit the roof it was a baby poof” 😬

@ghostyslovesheets - my parents sang other Flanders and Swann songs, but not that one - maybe it was too rude for them! 😂

Has anyone mentioned Hitler has only got one ball?

The other is in the Albert hall,
His mother,
The silly bugger,
Cut it off when he was small

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
Himmler
Had something similar
Whilst Goering had no balls at all

Yes, that has been mentioned but not in full.

I thought it was Joe Goebbels who had no balls at all.

The flip flop one?

I'm in Scotland.

Apparently, it was anatomically correct about Hitler, but the version l know is:
Hitler has only got one ball,
Goering has two but very small,
Himmler has something similar,
But poor old Goebels has no balls at all.

yes I think so
“ Goering has two but very small”

is the second line in the version I’ve heard the most..

The Adams family started
When Uncle Fester farted
(any name) is retarded
The Adams family

My ex husband from New Zealand use to sing this one.

I watched Batman in the late 60s (in USA) and we sang

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel and the joker got away

My mate Billy had a 6-foot willy,
And he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake, hit it with a rake,
And now it's only 3-foot-4.

Haha it was 1986 for us.

omg so many are coming back to me. I haven’t got past page 15 yet so not sure if these have been said

in primary I learnt

Mummy, do you know that boy next door
Mummy, he got me on the floor
Mummy look at my tummy, it’s getting bigger and bigger each day

Herbert, look what you did to me
Herbert, we’ll have a family
Herbert, we’ll call it Sherbert and there will be Herbert and Sherbert and me.

in high school there were a few, but I always remember this one, sang like a marching chant.

Walking down canal street
Walking down canal street
Knocking on every dooor
Knocking on every dooor
God dam son of a bitch I couldn’t find a whore!

Finally found a whore
Finally found a whore
She was nice and slim
She was nice and slim
God dam son of a bitch I couldn’t get it in

Finally got it iiinn
finally got it iinnn
Wiggled it all about
Wiggled it all about
God dam son of a bitch I couldn’t get it out

Finally got it out
Finally got it out
It was red and sore
It was red and sore
The moral of the story is to never fuck a whore

OMG as I’m writing this I’m thinking fuck, what on earth! We actually use to chant this on the school bus which was a public bus with every day passengers 🤦‍♀️

Jingle bells, Batman smells, robin flew away, Kojak lost his lollipop but found a Milky Way. Glasgow, 1970s

There was quite a strange one:
I am a lavatory, you don’t know what I can see, come and be sick on me!

Anyone know any more to it.

He farted through the keyhole,
and paralysed the cat!

Warwickshire early 1980s versions were:
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away
Wonder Woman lost her bra on the M1 motorway

We three Kings of Leamington Spa
One in a taxi one in a car
One on a scooter blowing his hooter smoking a big cigar

Jesus Christ, Superstar, once did confess that he wore a bra

There were three in the bed at the old Pier Head and the little one said, "Roll over, roll over". So they all rolled over and one fell out and gave a shout, "Please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas!"
Then there were only one, two... In the bed... and so on

Obviously, Liverpool!

I used to sing that Father Christmas lost his knickers on the M4 motorway!! 😂😂

We sang "and fertilise the plants in an English Country Garden". Nothing about burying it though!

Ours went ‘glory glory what a helluv a way to die when you’re hanging from your britches and you don’t know how to fly…

I also was taught the beetles version of star of wonder.

and I was also taught several limericks by my father which are almost too rude to repeat including

there once was a man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
and after an hour
his p grew a flower
bis a* was a jumble of weeds

also

there once was a woman from devises
who had breasts of two different sizes
one was small and no good at all
the other was large and won prizes

1990s Cambridgeshire

has sitting in a tree come up?

sarah and John sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
first comes love
then comes sex
then comes a baby on a bmx

The version of ‘do your balls hang low’ we knew we learned from the Tv show Bottom, if I remember correctly!

1980 south east (kent) ours was uncle Billy lost his Willy on the motorway. My kids now sing it but to some people’s horror 🙈🙈