what the hell is this, a coat, a bra, what?

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just what the hell js it? On the Shein website. Who's wearing this stuff??!

It's a bra-jacket obviously, what a silly question!

I have them in several colours.

A Bracket?

seriously?!!!
Clearly I'm an ancient old dinosaur 🤣

Good grief, it’s hideous.

It's this article exemplified in one piece of shitty ridiculous clothing

I think you missed the sarcasm…

She'll not feel the benefit, AND feel the benefit.

you never can tell these days!

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YES!

God I've been stumbling over saying 'bra-jacket for months. 'Dh I'm wearing my bra-jacket to the meal this evening, are you wearing your matching polo-vest?' type thing.

It just doesn't roll off the tongue easily though. Bracket is far better!

It's a breastfeeding top for when you'll be going off the right side. You wear the leftie version on other days. Obvs.

Sorry to be a killjoy but please don't buy stuff from that awful company, it's such an ethical nightmare on so many fronts

An item of clothing for when you're not sure what the weather's doing.

It's for sunny days with a brisk wind. Left side enjoys the warm westerly sun, right side protected from cool easterly breeze.
You need an opposite one for the return walk

I find it perfect for when only my right hand side is cold.

I have the matching jeans. Half thong, half full leg.

Wouldn't a half full leg be a short leg

Agree about not buying from the company.

I have long been convinced some so-called fashion items are someone having a practical joke.

or a silly point!

I'm afraid I would do a double take if I saw someone wearing that in the street.
It's hideous and hysterical.

It's disposable fashion for young people who only wear something once before binning it. I work with a woman who wears similar 'shocking' styles on nights out. All her clothes are revealing in some way. She has a slender physique but (in my old lady eyes) less is more.

Also don't buy from Shein, ladies, all the scandal about the company is true.

It a holiday restaurant jacket when you're sat at a table where's there's a draught blowing from one side.

The jacket would look nice with these jeans

https://cultmia.com/products/one-leg-denim-pants?variant=43814287704308&currency=GBP&utmsource=google&campaignnid=17991611239&adid=&utmmmedium=cpc&utmcampaign=actuallcampaignnameehardcoded&utmcontent=&utmmterm=&gclid=CjwKCAjw6c63BhAiEiwAF0EH1EqobRhiF3D4iksnSw3DLPHY2Jxa0HUoF7MN6BthWrsq9tOdakZBEBoC4WAQAvDBwE&gaddsource=1&gbraid=0AAAAABKkzLlYZ8KdOOeFiWzYOz-MsY_Vx

It's for giving someone the cold shoulder of course.

A bracket or a jar?
I quite like it.