How do you imagine mumsnet

[Mnworld222]

In my head I think MN is all posh . Prim and proper. They cook everyday from scratch with posh ingredients everything is healthy. They go to bed looking perfect and get up looking perfect . The house is always perfect there is never a mess.

They all live in lovely posh houses. They are well educated. They speak in an educated way.

Most problems are sorted out quickly through paid for through paid for therapy with no waiting lists abd anything legal through solicitors.

PLEASE NOTE: this is not real . This is it my head .

You evidently haven't noticed that some of them seem to live on and

🤣 obviously I did not 🥃

I guessed you missed the thread yesterday about, "What happens if you only eat pot noodles."
😂

Mmm cake and gin 😋

Actually, I saw a recipe recently for gin and tonic lemon cake. Must find! 🍰

I'm sorry but that's disgusting.

Everyone knows it's cake and whisky (preferably made into an old fashioned).

Hehe, I'm fat, disabled, have about 3000 mental health diagnosis. DC have left home. I'm long divorced.

No gin here. Or even cake - and it's my birthday 😆 I have just had Uber Eats deliver spinach, cherry tomatoes and some wine though (just in case that makes me posh 😂).

🤔 Old fashioned whiskey cake? Like Christmas cake?

Ok so I'm slightly wrong. I should have added , gin , cake pot noodles

Definitely not! Cake, washed down with an Old Fashioned. Gin and cake don't mix (unless key lime pie can be considered a cake - that works with gin) 😅

The Vlogger/TikTokker Caroline Parker is Mumsnet Personified to me.

Though Heedthaball has just given a spookily accurate description of...well...me.

Bunch of curtain twitchers.

Like a gaggle of burbling hens.

You sound fantastic and just the sort of person I'd like to know. Happy birthday!

In which I include myself btw.

I've met lots of MNetters and only a few of them were on the "posh" side. All the rest seemed quite "normal" to me, some richer, some poorer, some with trying circumstances, some not. No snobby, judgemental types (at least not to my face 😂) Actually the one who stands out as someone I really didn't like is a quite famous MNetter. from days of yore. A true attention seeker, in person and on MN. And ones I didn't like on MN turned out to be perfectly lovely in person.

I met a few when the dds were small, at product testing events for playstation, thorpe park etc. and they were all very normal. We're a really varied bunch, from the sahm in big London houses to the struggling working full time single parents. Lots of teachers, other professionals, fifty fifty left/right wing, an increasing number of snippy twats, men and bots.

Happy birthday

I personally think there's a lot of people on here who would be a lot happier if they got laid sometimes. Puts a spring in your step.

Non smoking
Wine drinking
Big house
Large amount of savings
Little to no debt
Nc with parents/in laws
University educated
WFH
All inclusive holiday at least once a year

To be honest that just about sums me up!

Shaking and crying if someone raps the door

Think I've found my people.

Yes this to 😅

My house is a tip