If you only eat Pot Noodle

[StarGirrrl77]

....what will happen to you?

You’ll turn into a pot noodle obvs.

Scurvy.

Your hair will curl ➿➿➿

Look up what happened to the boy who only ate crisps. Eating only pot noodle is on a par with that I would imagine.

You will need to be taking multi-vitamins and minerals, I would imagine.

Kwashiorkor - i.e. protein deficiency

Washed down with a protein drink

You'll turn into a student.

Since someone’s already claimed scurvy…

constipation

Sarcoidosis- no idea what it is but someone usually suggests it on House

Depends on the flavour. I know someone who turned into a Bombay bad boy

Some of them do have dried peas or bits of sweetcorn in so I suppose you are getting some veggies.
Although when it's peas I always pick them out cos I don't like peas 🫛

There's a chicken and mushroom flavour one that's got 0.3% mushroom in. Go for that one to get some veg

Urgh yeah the random dehydrated pea

Personally, I would be very happy. I love a Pot Noodle.

Can I have his number?

They take a couple of days to re-hydrate at the bottom of the pot if you leave a bit of sauce in it, and then they're fine to scrape out of the pot once you've waved the flies off.

There was a man in the news a few years ago who only ate crisps. He went blind.

www.bbc.com/news/health-49551337.amp

I would love some dehydrated peas to add to my soups.
tinned peas are and frozen ones too sweet.

The sweet and sour one has red pepper,carrot, peas and onion powder.

That's one of your five a day right there!!!!!!

Actually I've always been curious.....
There's a series of YA books about a bunch of teens/children that get trapped in their town under a dome (The "Gone" series by Michael Grant).
In one - when they are running out of food - they find a delivery lorry that happened to be carrying nothing except Pot Noodles, Pepsi Max and Nutella. (Although the Pot Noodles are an American brand with a different name). As the 3 were named by their proper brand I have always been curious if these products have some kind of "stops you from starving" affect and that's why the author chose them.
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Well DS1 lived off pot noodles for about 3 years as a teen... he's still alive and very healthy! (And thankfully past that phase!)

I really want a pot noodle now!

Here you go

groceries.asda.com/product/tinned-vegetables/batchelors-quick-soak-dried-peas/14794801