Page 9 | Who’s the most random person you’ve ever fancied?

MewMew101 · 2024-08-25T23:43:37+00:00

For me, it’s my GP… at least she makes visiting the surgery less daunting for me! 😅

KendraTheVampyrSlayer · 27/08/2024 15:52

Mickey Rourke, after his face was all messed up.

TransformerZ · 27/08/2024 15:54

CleopatrasBeautifulNose · 26/08/2024 06:19

Murdock from the A team.

I saw him in an Old Murder She Wrote and a version of Oppenhiemer - he is good looking.

LostittoBostik · 27/08/2024 15:56

PerkyMintDeer · 27/08/2024 14:39

"The Click and Collect Guy"

That's his name in my head.

He's not hot. He's just a really normal guy. But he's really patient. And tall. Helpful. Lovely blue eyes. Strong arms. Always got a smile and a decent chat for you. Very wholesome. Always makes me feel calmer (I'm usually harassed picking up my shopping). I know he's not flirting because he knows I'm MrsPerkyMintDeer from my order. I feel sad when it's not him. If it wasn't for MrPerkyMintDeer, I could totally have seen myself marrying Click and Collect Guy. He'd bring me a cup of tea in bed and we'd have a cuddle and chat and everything would just be calm and easy going. Could totally see it all.

MIL came with me once to pick up my shopping and it was Click and Collect Guy (before I realised I had a little crush on him) and we were having our usual chat as he was helping me pack up my bags from the crates put my shopping in the boot and when I sat back down in the car, she gave me a filthy look and said, "you should never come here alone. I don't like these click and collect men. They seem a bit fruity."

I think that only made me like him more.

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Heh heh, excellent! He definitely fancies you then; your MIL spotted it

augustusglupe · 27/08/2024 15:58

Oh and Meatloaf…but only in his fat years 🤷🏻‍♀️

LucasNorth1 · 27/08/2024 21:25

eggandchip · 27/08/2024 15:49

I slept with my boss the rest classified.

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Was it worth it ?

LucasNorth1 · 27/08/2024 21:25

TransformerZ · 27/08/2024 15:54

I saw him in an Old Murder She Wrote and a version of Oppenhiemer - he is good looking.

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Hes also in some eps of star trek

TheSkyRaisin · 28/08/2024 00:17

Sorenlorrenson · 27/08/2024 15:18

@TheSkyRaisin a cross between your dad, Bob mortimer and R2D2 would probably be my ideal man !

I'm both worried and fascinated.

CleopatrasBeautifulNose · 28/08/2024 06:42

PerkyMintDeer · 27/08/2024 14:39

"The Click and Collect Guy"

That's his name in my head.

He's not hot. He's just a really normal guy. But he's really patient. And tall. Helpful. Lovely blue eyes. Strong arms. Always got a smile and a decent chat for you. Very wholesome. Always makes me feel calmer (I'm usually harassed picking up my shopping). I know he's not flirting because he knows I'm MrsPerkyMintDeer from my order. I feel sad when it's not him. If it wasn't for MrPerkyMintDeer, I could totally have seen myself marrying Click and Collect Guy. He'd bring me a cup of tea in bed and we'd have a cuddle and chat and everything would just be calm and easy going. Could totally see it all.

MIL came with me once to pick up my shopping and it was Click and Collect Guy (before I realised I had a little crush on him) and we were having our usual chat as he was helping me pack up my bags from the crates put my shopping in the boot and when I sat back down in the car, she gave me a filthy look and said, "you should never come here alone. I don't like these click and collect men. They seem a bit fruity."

I think that only made me like him more.

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I now also really fancy 'click and collect guy'! 😁🤣

PerkyMintDeer · 28/08/2024 08:48

CleopatrasBeautifulNose · 28/08/2024 06:42

I now also really fancy 'click and collect guy'! 😁🤣

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Back off Cleopatra! Finders keepers.

CleopatrasBeautifulNose · 28/08/2024 08:59

@PerkyMintDeer 🤣🤣😏 dammit

Hetookthecorkscewtoo · 28/08/2024 09:23

Paul Whitehouse for me too, saw him and Hay Festival this year and I'm now slightly obsessed

DialSquare · 28/08/2024 12:12

Ineedaholidayagain · 27/08/2024 15:24

I married a man that is Aramis from dogtanun in human form!
I fancy Victoria coren Mitchell and I'm a straight women, as I believe she is.

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I’m jealous!

AbigailisPartiedOut · 28/08/2024 13:50

Craig charles (fancied him since I first saw him in red dwarf as a teenager)
Daley Thompson
Samantha Cameron (I'm neither gay or a Tory)
Victoria coren Mitchell (I think I want to be her)

This list will be very outing if my husband sees it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

DoopSnoggySnogg · 28/08/2024 15:46

AbigailisPartiedOut · 28/08/2024 13:50

Craig charles (fancied him since I first saw him in red dwarf as a teenager)
Daley Thompson
Samantha Cameron (I'm neither gay or a Tory)
Victoria coren Mitchell (I think I want to be her)

This list will be very outing if my husband sees it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Daley Thompson was my first crush. His smile 😍 I don’t think it’s random though, he’s very handsome, talented and dedicated. Seems a lovely bloke too.

UtahGirl12 · 01/09/2024 07:36

A random bunch, but Keifer Sutherland, Jeremy Clarkson, Ben Fogle and Geri Halliewell from her It’s Raining Men Video. I’m straight but I would have!

Mummysaf · 01/09/2024 07:43

TomPinch · 26/08/2024 05:41

Didn't Madonna write a song about the former in the early 90s?

"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body"

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This made me genuinely LOL

CurlewKate · 01/09/2024 07:44

Rory Stewart

KateRose · 01/09/2024 07:53

Mork … when very young seeing Mork & Mindy, but having continued to love Robin Williams I feel it’s deeper than random …

Mummadeze · 01/09/2024 07:56

My first crushes as a child were the artful Dodger in Oliver and the cartoon fox in Robin Hood

NorthernLassDownSouth · 01/09/2024 08:50

A colleague fancied Russell Crowe, but only when he was Maximus Decimus Meridius in Gladiator.

AddictedToBooks · 01/09/2024 08:53

Till Lindeman and Richard Kruspe from Rammstein

PaulinBrighton · 01/09/2024 09:49

Christine Hamilton and the Cadbury Caramel Bunny.

HorsesAreRunningOn3LegsTonight · 01/09/2024 10:45

Notmynamerightnow · 26/08/2024 07:08

Mike Lynch of the RMT Union. In fact I still would 😳

Thought I was the only one - polar opposite of anybody I would normally fancy 😂

HorsesAreRunningOn3LegsTonight · 01/09/2024 10:48

The guy who does the Head and Shoulders ads. “ I didn’t know you had dandruff “ “ I don’t” - just the way he says it 😂

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MewMew101 · 01/09/2024 10:54

Some of these responses are killing me 😂 Not only do I fancy my GP, but also Annie from Life on Mars

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