Who’s the most random person you’ve ever fancied?

[MewMew101]

For me, it’s my GP… at least she makes visiting the surgery less daunting for me! 😅

@Pudmyboy yes that's the one! Looks a bit like young DH now I think about it.

To be fair, I maintain that he is the best and most useful character in Star Wars. He always called C3PO out on his bullshit, and I'd definitely want him on my side in an intergalactic skirmish. I'd definitely keep things platonic though 😁

Martin Roberts [back in the day]

Someone who works at my local Sainsbury's who I see in random aisles now and then [that's a good day]

I'd marry Bob Mortimer

Mark Heap
Steve Coogan
Harry Hill
David Mitchell
Bob Mortimer
An ex boyfriend of my older sister. He turned up at our house one day. I’d just walked in from school (I was about 14) and he was in our kitchen talking to my mum. I thought he was so good looking, a bit like Barry Gibb (this was late 70s) 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Jack Straw

Kevin Ashman from Eggheads.

Ray mears just something about a really capable bloke does it for me

I'll fight you for him 😅

Hmm I used to too until I realised what a prick he is in real life!

"The Click and Collect Guy"

That's his name in my head.

He's not hot. He's just a really normal guy. But he's really patient. And tall. Helpful. Lovely blue eyes. Strong arms. Always got a smile and a decent chat for you. Very wholesome. Always makes me feel calmer (I'm usually harassed picking up my shopping). I know he's not flirting because he knows I'm MrsPerkyMintDeer from my order. I feel sad when it's not him. If it wasn't for MrPerkyMintDeer, I could totally have seen myself marrying Click and Collect Guy. He'd bring me a cup of tea in bed and we'd have a cuddle and chat and everything would just be calm and easy going. Could totally see it all.

MIL came with me once to pick up my shopping and it was Click and Collect Guy (before I realised I had a little crush on him) and we were having our usual chat as he was helping me pack up my bags from the crates put my shopping in the boot and when I sat back down in the car, she gave me a filthy look and said, "you should never come here alone. I don't like these click and collect men. They seem a bit fruity."

I think that only made me like him more.

Oh and also, this one was weird because I'm pretty sure I'm straight (and not a Tory) but I didn't half feel funny watching Penny Mordaunt with that sword. Such was the level of horror and repulsion at myself I'd pushed it to the back of my mind until a PP in this thread mentioned Liz Truss and I realised it could be worse.

Then there is the fact that I get genuinely turned on whenever I hear Donny Osmond singing I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan. And the childhood crush I had on Dr Hilary Jones which involved me winking at him and trying to kiss/lick his face on the TV. I think I'm just a quirky crusher. Something seems to misfire in my wiring. Brad Pitt, Leo Di Caprio, all the boyband members etc never did it for me growing up.

must resist inappropriate rmming comment 😅

I think I know exactly who you mean!

That's niche

@TheSkyRaisin a cross between your dad, Bob mortimer and R2D2 would probably be my ideal man !

Andrew Marr 🫣

I married a man that is Aramis from dogtanun in human form!
I fancy Victoria coren Mitchell and I'm a straight women, as I believe she is.

Lucius Malfoy

This thread is truly brilliant.

May I add Steve Pemberton.

Peter Mullan from Mum.

Severus Snape 😳

Oh shit and Sirius Black 😧

Puss in Boots from the Shrek franchise

I slept with my boss the rest classified.

An objectively very ugly man at work who was 30 years older than me and 18 inches taller who somewhat resembled the Beast in Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. He shared the Beast’s bad temper too.