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Who’s the most random person you’ve ever fancied?

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MewMew101 · 26/08/2024 00:43

For me, it’s my GP… at least she makes visiting the surgery less daunting for me! 😅

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lolly792 · 01/09/2024 11:02

Arthur Scargill. No really..... 🤦‍♀️

helenatroy · 01/09/2024 12:12

Tyson Fury’s dad. Keep imaging myself in his caravan close cooking a rabbit he skinned and passing the time in his pull down bed! He appeals to my inner gipsy who I keep under the middle class reigns of my actual life.

CurlewKate · 01/09/2024 12:59

@HorsesAreRunningOn3LegsTonight I think Mick Lynch would be huge fun in bed.

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Thistlewoman · 01/09/2024 13:33

DeidreRasheed · 26/08/2024 14:23

Liz Truss

No. Just no.

Dreamingofretirement · 01/09/2024 13:42

Thistlewoman · 01/09/2024 13:33

No. Just no.

I’m a fairly bi female and I kinda get this, for a woman of her age, in the right clothing I think I could at least look twice haha

sidebirds · 01/09/2024 15:05

Squirrelsnut · 26/08/2024 07:07

John Craven c. 1978

😂😂😂most dull man on the planet?

sidebirds · 01/09/2024 15:11

ForKeenDeer · 26/08/2024 09:45

Grossest thing I've read 😂 he is vile both in looks and character

🎯🎯🎯 The disastrous decline of the country can be dated from when that traitor was elected

HideousKinky · 01/09/2024 15:46

BBC sports editor Dan Roan

HideousKinky · 01/09/2024 15:57

Putmeinsummer · 26/08/2024 21:07

Kate beckinsale's dad in porridge.

Richard Beckinsale - me too back in the 70s as a teenager

HideousKinky · 01/09/2024 16:11

Also actors Anthony Hopkins and James Spader when they were younger.

When I told a friend about my massive crush on James Spader she said "but basically he's what you would look like if you were a man" 😕

HideousKinky · 01/09/2024 16:13

SnowyPetals · 26/08/2024 06:13

Neil Kinnock. I met him once about 25 years ago and he had a real magnetism about him.

I find his son Stephen Kinnock very attractive

MontyJinks · 01/09/2024 16:19

Absolutely YES to (and in no particular order):

The yellow Wiggle
Timothy Claypole
Ian Hislop
High Fearnley-Whittingstall (sausages optional)
Michael Portillo
David Mitchell
Julian Clary

Fab thread, quite nostalgic 😊

LetMeJustCheckMyCitrusPocket · 01/09/2024 16:22

notprincehamlet · 26/08/2024 07:30

Douglas from Cabin Pressure

Hard agree. And Herc? 🤔

QueenMummyTheFirst · 01/09/2024 16:25

PerkyMintDeer · 27/08/2024 15:47

Severus Snape 😳

Oh my goodness, yes! All that restraint and control - I bet he'd be wild in bed

notprincehamlet · 01/09/2024 16:35

LetMeJustCheckMyCitrusPocket · 01/09/2024 16:22

Hard agree. And Herc? 🤔

Well I am a sucker for a smooth-talking old smarmpot who thinks he’s the best thing to happen to the sky since rainbows - love that episode, with 'the Martins' and Douglas and Herc in a syrupy voice-off Grin

Billyandharry · 01/09/2024 16:37

Peppa pig's dad.x lovely voice.

Deboragh · 01/09/2024 17:33

Manilito from the High Chaperal! Terry Wogan!! And like others I'm straight, but Cher, I definitely still would.

Lessstressedhemum · 01/09/2024 17:37

I had completely forgotten about Manolito. I fancied him rotten when I was a child. He was gorgeous.

LetMeJustCheckMyCitrusPocket · 01/09/2024 18:12

velvetcoat · 26/08/2024 20:48

I loved that episode, it was so funny.

"All my life, I have dreamed of being half of a power couple, and now I am!"

😂😂😂

Niles in Bad Billy's...I'm begging you please take me home!

And, Niles...for the purposes of this thread.

I seem to have a thing for dry, sarcastic fictional characters.

LetMeJustCheckMyCitrusPocket · 01/09/2024 18:21

notprincehamlet · 01/09/2024 16:35

Well I am a sucker for a smooth-talking old smarmpot who thinks he’s the best thing to happen to the sky since rainbows - love that episode, with 'the Martins' and Douglas and Herc in a syrupy voice-off Grin

Yep any of the Sky Gods please, including not-paramount Martin at Duxford Air Museum 😁

Fernticket · 01/09/2024 19:09

yespleasetococoa · 26/08/2024 10:32

I hear you. Captain Troy from Stingray Confused

Scott Tracy from Thunderbirds in my case. In my defence I was only 7😄.

Rory17384949 · 01/09/2024 19:16

CBeebies Andy 😂

2F1Camel · 01/09/2024 20:26

When I was at university in the late 80’s, I fell rackingly in love with a completely unattainable girl on my course. She looked exactly like Penny Mordaunt, and I can never look at PM without being reminded.

2F1Camel · 01/09/2024 20:29

Nicky Wire circa 1994. Rob Halford from Judas Priest And this is only possible to share because of anonymity, but I find Nadine Dorries really nice to look at……

MewMew101 · 01/09/2024 20:40

2F1Camel · 01/09/2024 20:29

Nicky Wire circa 1994. Rob Halford from Judas Priest And this is only possible to share because of anonymity, but I find Nadine Dorries really nice to look at……

I agree with you on Nadine Dorries… Much to my dismay

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