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Who’s the most random person you’ve ever fancied?

268 replies

MewMew101 · 26/08/2024 00:43

For me, it’s my GP… at least she makes visiting the surgery less daunting for me! 😅

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Notmynamerightnow · 26/08/2024 07:08

Mike Lynch of the RMT Union. In fact I still would 😳

FrenchFancie · 26/08/2024 07:12

The band director of the band that I play in….

whatthehellnpw · 26/08/2024 07:14

63isMe · 26/08/2024 06:16

38year old guy ‘platonic friend’ who has his hands all over me yesterday at a party… Will absolutely not follow it up😂😔😔😔

Why not???

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piscofrisco · 26/08/2024 07:25

The weather man John Hammond. Since I was about 16. I actually still think we might end up together one day 😂

notprincehamlet · 26/08/2024 07:30

Douglas from Cabin Pressure

Freysimo · 26/08/2024 07:43

Pete Wicks. Not my type at all.

autienotnaughty · 26/08/2024 07:51

SnowFrogJelly · 26/08/2024 01:07

Ian Hislop.. 🥴

Yes I agree

Also Nish Kumar

PeachyGreenBean · 26/08/2024 07:51

My boss's boss - like a pp, got a habit of fancying male bosses, it makes work more interesting

The cartoon tiger 'Ryan' in Sing 2 - I was forced to watch it 20,000 times last Christmas, such a minor character

Edit: given the abundance of fan art, I am clearly not alone in this!

Andy Burnham - I think I just liked the way he stood up to the government during covid

InspectorDefect · 26/08/2024 07:52

Bill Bailey although perhaps it's not that random ...

AnyFucker · 26/08/2024 07:53

John Malkovich

charabang · 26/08/2024 07:59

Joe Pasquale and Sporticus (Lazytown)

smallsilvercloud · 26/08/2024 08:00

My hot married neighbour

DuckonaBike · 26/08/2024 08:01

The comedian Paul Whitehouse. Especially when he was in The Fast Show.

Gassylady · 26/08/2024 08:02

charabang · 26/08/2024 07:59

Joe Pasquale and Sporticus (Lazytown)

Wow you’ve got the makings of one crazy as fuck threesome right there! 🤣🤣🤣

Matildatoldsuchdreadfullies · 26/08/2024 08:02

piscofrisco · 26/08/2024 07:25

The weather man John Hammond. Since I was about 16. I actually still think we might end up together one day 😂

His father was my Physics teacher. And he's the spitting image of his father. Which would stop any such thoughts from me.

I have had a long term crush on Ian Hislop.

Louria · 26/08/2024 08:03

The headmaster at my DC’s grammar. Very upstanding older gent!

My DC’s cub leader. Turned out a few years later to be gay.

I can't fathom why with either.

Zandert · 26/08/2024 08:09

Nick Ferrari !

LunaNorth · 26/08/2024 08:12

Alan Titchmarsh. It wore off. The crush, that is.

Sweetteaplease · 26/08/2024 08:13

Ben Stiller and Sean Penn Blush

Sweetteaplease · 26/08/2024 08:13

Gooselady · 26/08/2024 06:18

A church of England vicar that I met this weekend. He was very cool and sexy.

That reminds me of Samantha in a SATC episode 😆

ErnestClementine · 26/08/2024 08:22

Paul Merton

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 26/08/2024 08:24

Dennis Waterman and Max from EastEnders 🙈

Ihateboris · 26/08/2024 08:36

Rory Stewart

Tisfortired · 26/08/2024 08:38

SnowFrogJelly · 26/08/2024 01:07

Ian Hislop.. 🥴

It always makes me laugh when I see Ian Hislop on these threads because my DH is a serious younger Ian Hislop doppleganger 😂

ETA mine is Tony Soprano 🤤

EVHead · 26/08/2024 08:40

DuckonaBike · 26/08/2024 08:01

The comedian Paul Whitehouse. Especially when he was in The Fast Show.

Suits you, sir, oooh, suits you!