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Lily Allen rehomed her dog because it chewed her passport

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DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 10:38

I've always disliked her!
She's complaining about the cost of replacement passports should she not have kept them safely tucked away?
And the kicker...she's about to buy a new puppy!
She was talking about this freely on the radio. Not even embarrassed!

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SphinxOfBlackQuartz · 25/08/2024 15:44

It's the very best thing she could have done.

The dog had been with her for about 10 days - so at least it didn't have to suffer very long and could hopefully go on to lead a happy life. She clearly never wanted a dog, she wanted some kind of stuffed toy that never put a paw wrong even without supervision or training.

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 15:52

She's slamming the people who criticise her as all being Daily Mail readers and likening herself to a victim of racism!

As with the vile Paula Radcliffe, the "apology" actually makes it all worse!

Apparently poor Lily had a very distressing week what with people sending her mean messages! (Who will play her in the movie? Is Meryl Streep available?)

I wonder if it was more or less distressing than the experience the poor puppy has had being shipped from pillar to post?

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mydogisthebest · 25/08/2024 15:52

Dontcallmescarface · 25/08/2024 15:40

has anyone actually read Lily's statement or are you just basing your replies on a bit of clickbait. Go on give it a read, 2 sides to every story and all that.

https://x.com/lilyallen/status/1827711520605897030

Ok so I've just read it and it doesn't change how I feel about her in the slightest. Awful woman.

The chewing of the passports was the straw that broke the camel's back! So the stupid cow didn't leave the passports where the dog could get them then?

Me and DH have had quite a few rescue dogs over the years and quite a few of them have been challenging. We never gave up on any of them though.

I can't believe she is even thinking of getting another dog.

HedgehogB · 25/08/2024 15:53

It’s not true. She has had a few rescue dogs. This one had a lot of issues and wasn’t settling at all. She has rehomed it with a friend. It’s a shame people don’t find out the full story before judging. I neither like nor dislike her, but this twisting of the facts annoys me.

Dontcallmescarface · 25/08/2024 15:55

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 15:42

@Dontcallmescarface WTAF do you mean 2 sides to every story?! Both "sides" come from her! She's a fucking backtracking cowardly liar! I listened to the original podcast. She laughed about rehoming the dog and said she "couldn't even look at it" because of how much it cost to replace the passports.

You do know podcasts are edited right, so how do you know what was said at the time? You don't, but hey think of all the publicity that podcast is going to get........job well done as far as they are concerned.

AlwaysGinPlease · 25/08/2024 15:55

Ugh. She's a nasty talentless twat and she shouldn't have animals.

SummerSplashing · 25/08/2024 15:57

7wwkw · 25/08/2024 10:43

Poor poor dog. Hope s/he has been taken in by someone who will look after and love him/her.

@7wwkw

I don't agree with 'poor poor dog. Most homes have to be better!!

it's the new puppy I feel sorry for.

RickyGervaislovesdogs · 25/08/2024 15:58

she's about to buy a new puppy!- ffs. Stupid, idiotic, selfish….

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 16:03

This is Lily wearing a dress featuring a decapitated Bambi. Would she wear a dress making fun of cruelty to children? Or is it just cruelty to animals she finds amusing?

Lily Allen rehomed her dog because it chewed her passport
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DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 16:05

@RickyGervaislovesdogs I was thinking of you and your namesake on this one!! I can't understand how Ricky could be friends with Lily. She's everything he hates surely? Woke, nepobaby champagne socialist? And now irresponsible pet owner?

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blacksax · 25/08/2024 16:08

I really am struggling to give a shit about this.

AngryBird6122 · 25/08/2024 16:08

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 13:44

@AngryBird6122 if "the fit doesn't work"? Like a pair of jeans?

Don't get an animal and don't have a baby if you can't cope with the hand nature deals you.

A dog is not a baby.

And I would rather her give it back than hang on to it if she doesn't want it, that would be far more cruel IMO. I am guessing she didn't realise it wouldn't work until after she got the dog. So would you rather she keep it for 10 years until it dies even though she didn't want it?

Musicofthespheres · 25/08/2024 16:09

She is not thick. She is incredibly intelligent and undoubtedly rehomed because of other issues. See her Instagram page for an update. There are some vile comments on here. Be kind

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 16:12

@Musicofthespheres oh boo fucking hoo! She's upset because she's rightly getting a pile on. It's called "consequences".

The only vile thing here is Lily Allen and her pathetic apologists.

And don't you ever, ever try to shut down freedom of speech on animal cruelty, ironically, under the banner of "be kind"!

Listen to her original podcast! She LAUGHED about the rehoming. She does not take animal welfare seriously AT ALL.

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Sparkletastic · 25/08/2024 16:13

Why do you listen to her podcast if you dislike her so much OP?

mydogisthebest · 25/08/2024 16:15

Musicofthespheres · 25/08/2024 16:09

She is not thick. She is incredibly intelligent and undoubtedly rehomed because of other issues. See her Instagram page for an update. There are some vile comments on here. Be kind

She hides her intelligence well then. Hides her singing talent too

Musicofthespheres · 25/08/2024 16:16

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 16:12

@Musicofthespheres oh boo fucking hoo! She's upset because she's rightly getting a pile on. It's called "consequences".

The only vile thing here is Lily Allen and her pathetic apologists.

And don't you ever, ever try to shut down freedom of speech on animal cruelty, ironically, under the banner of "be kind"!

Listen to her original podcast! She LAUGHED about the rehoming. She does not take animal welfare seriously AT ALL.

Calm down love

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 16:17

No I won't fucking calm down about animal cruelty.

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AngryBird6122 · 25/08/2024 16:18

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 16:17

No I won't fucking calm down about animal cruelty.

It's cruel to take away a puppy from it's mother. It's also cruel on the mother to have her puppies taken away to be separated and given to humans. You ok with that though?

mydogisthebest · 25/08/2024 16:18

HedgehogB · 25/08/2024 15:53

It’s not true. She has had a few rescue dogs. This one had a lot of issues and wasn’t settling at all. She has rehomed it with a friend. It’s a shame people don’t find out the full story before judging. I neither like nor dislike her, but this twisting of the facts annoys me.

Rescue dogs have issues and anyone that doesn't realise that is an idiot. Good job her daughters didn't have any issues isn't it?

She talks about the dog chewing the passports. Yes the passports SHE left within reach of the dog. So what anyway. Hardly the end of the world and pretty sure she could afford new passports.

Stupid stupid selfish cow

AngryBird6122 · 25/08/2024 16:20

mydogisthebest · 25/08/2024 16:18

Rescue dogs have issues and anyone that doesn't realise that is an idiot. Good job her daughters didn't have any issues isn't it?

She talks about the dog chewing the passports. Yes the passports SHE left within reach of the dog. So what anyway. Hardly the end of the world and pretty sure she could afford new passports.

Stupid stupid selfish cow

What would be your best outcome here? You agree that Lily is a shit dog owner.

She may have realised that (who knows) so she gave it back.

But I am guessing you would rather her have kept it? So an not to be 'cruel' but wouldn't her keeping it as a shit owner be more 'cruel'?

I am so confused!

EvangelicalAboutButteredToast · 25/08/2024 16:20

I’ve seen clips of her shared podcast through my Facebook newsfeed and having had no thought either way I do now find her pretty loathsome. She just comes across as so incredibly selfish. There’s another part of me hat knows she’s gone through some absolutely awful traumatic times though so feel kind of torn.

OppsUpsSide · 25/08/2024 16:20

I'll ask you again...HOW MANY dogs should she be allowed to buy then re home?

she didn’t buy the dog it was a rescue that she returned to the rescue (and was then rehomed by them) when it became apparent that her family was not the right fit for the dog and they couldn’t meet the dogs needs. This is exactly what should happen in these circumstances and in no way means she should be banned from having another dog. Why you’re encouraging people to email her manager sarky messages about this is beyond me.

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 16:21

@AngryBird6122 sorry to disappoint you with your attempted "gotcha" but I disagree with humans purposefully breeding animals. I only ever rehome existing animals. I never buy from a breeder.

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DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 16:22

AngryBird6122 · 25/08/2024 16:20

What would be your best outcome here? You agree that Lily is a shit dog owner.

She may have realised that (who knows) so she gave it back.

But I am guessing you would rather her have kept it? So an not to be 'cruel' but wouldn't her keeping it as a shit owner be more 'cruel'?

I am so confused!

She shouldn't have got the damn dog in the first place if she couldn't deal with whatever needs it turned out to have! I'm starting to think quite a few people on here are hard of thinking.

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