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Lily Allen rehomed her dog because it chewed her passport

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DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 10:38

I've always disliked her!
She's complaining about the cost of replacement passports should she not have kept them safely tucked away?
And the kicker...she's about to buy a new puppy!
She was talking about this freely on the radio. Not even embarrassed!

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DarkForces · 25/08/2024 13:22

Does she think another puppy won't chew. Stupid selfish woman.

HellsBells67 · 25/08/2024 13:40

Horrible woman. I wondered though when i first heard it if she blamed the poor puppy and had destroyed the documents herself to delay taking her kids to see their father. She is that nasty I wouldn't put it past her.

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 13:44

@AngryBird6122 if "the fit doesn't work"? Like a pair of jeans?

Don't get an animal and don't have a baby if you can't cope with the hand nature deals you.

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HeySummerWhereAreYou · 25/08/2024 13:45

I can't really say what I think about her without the risk of my post being zapped. Words cannot express how much I loathe her for many different reasons. Far too many to go into................

NeverDropYourMooncup · 25/08/2024 13:47

Was it a Newfoundland? Guess that would answer why she's going on about a Chihuahua mix now.

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 13:49

@Scarletrogue I agree. I think we are seeing a few of the feckless cold hearted rehomers on this thread. I dumped my hairdresser when she rehomed her rabbits and got a puppy instead. Just couldn't look at her again.

I think there are two types of ppl. Those who see a dog as a family member and a permanent commitment and those who think "it's just a dog". I'm glad I'm in the first camp. The other have no soul and are probably bad parents too. Very transactional and their love is conditional.

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GertrudeCB · 25/08/2024 13:56

@HeySummerWhereAreYou do tell ?

Puppies chew. To be honest, puppies are arseholes. Therefore its the owners responsibility to keep important items away from puppies.
Mine chewed multiple slippers, a tv remote and a chair leg.
Still got him, he is an old man now.

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 14:05

The way Lily Allen talked about the rehomimg as well...like no big deal...she wasn't even embarrassed...can't she not read the room or is she a sociopath?

Cruelty to animals and lack of empathy is such a red flag. I sure as hell wouldn't leave my kids with her.

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dottiehens · 25/08/2024 14:07

That woman is a walking embarrassment. Thick and smug which is the worse type. Pretty sure she looses things on a regular basis if the dog managed to eat her passport which everyone keeps on a safe place.

MrsKeats · 25/08/2024 14:12

Who leaves important documents where a puppy could reach them?
She's an idiot and a callous one at that.
The way she spoke about it so casually too.
Not a good person.

MrsKeats · 25/08/2024 14:14

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Totally with you on this too.

LlynTegid · 25/08/2024 14:15

Can we nominate some more passports for the dog to chew?

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 14:31

Lily Allen's Business Manager's email address is on her twitter page.
Business enquiries [email protected]
Why don't you email him and tell him what you think about his client's behaviour?

...............

I've emailed him as follows:

Hi Seb

I have an idea for a new show starring Lily Allen.

She adopts a new dog once a week for 8 weeks. Then at the end, whichever one she likes best, "wins" a life with her and her kids.

The rest get chucked back to the unethical breeder where she got them, given to a rescue full of dogs abandoned by feckless idiots like her or alternatively sold to the dog meat market.

Shame on you for being associated with her.

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DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 14:37

I'm disappointed that Ricky Gervais, who professes to love animals, hasn't come out and condemned this yet. He is chummy with her which I always thought was odd. She's everything (woke, spoilt) that he is supposed to hate.

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housethatbuiltme · 25/08/2024 14:42

As long as you don't have them put down because you can't be arsed then I don't think getting rid of a pet is bad at all, its often in the animals best interest even.

Its not even terrible to get rid of a pet your not compatible with and get one you are. Living with anything is hard, pets can be like moving in with a boyfriend where even if you went in with love and hope you can't find out you just don't fit.

In my pre-teens I had a rabbit, it was given to me as a gift and it HATED me with a passion and as excited as I was at first I really grew to hate it too. It was the bloody devil in fluffy form, it was horny and angry. It destroyed everything, constantly attacked me, I had no idea how to cope and caring for it was impossible and wildly expensive.

I found someone who had given their child a hamster that she wasn't remotely interested in or looking after properly, the mother was trying to give it away but turned out the mam loved rabbits and had had several of the same breed in the past so we 'traded' pets.

I ended up with a wonderful hamster that I spoiled and doted on everyday until he died of very old age (for a hamster) and the rabbit went to someone knowledgeable, experienced and equipped to handle it. Over all everyone ended up happier and definitely the pets had a better life because of it.

I'm not a terrible person I just literally could not cope with an animal that despised me no matter what I did.

The above is also probably a warning lesson in not 'gifting' pets to people.

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AddictedToBooks · 25/08/2024 15:15

I've never liked Lily Allen - she has always come across as such a toxic person, who used to boast that she tormented her brother Alfie and who was always kicking off feuds with other people.
Her "talent" was that awful "talking/singing hybrid" with a load of swearing.

That dog has had a lucky escape and I hope she doesn't get another. People who blame animals for their own screw-ups don't deserve animals.

Cotswoldmama · 25/08/2024 15:21

I really like Lily, I haven't listened to the podcast yet but I have seen her address this on her Instagram. I believe what she says there.

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 15:25

@Cotswoldmama let me guess? She's minimised/backtracked? Done a Paula Radcliffe (apologised once she realised the outrage she'd caused by supporting a rapists). Shite. Both Paula and Lily meant what they said when they said it. They are both monsters and frankly I don't think either are fit to be mothers.

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Cotswoldmama · 25/08/2024 15:21

I really like Lily, I haven't listened to the podcast yet but I have seen her address this on her Instagram. I believe what she says there.

Yeah you carry on believing her because she isn't a liar is she?

Awful awful woman and even worse "singer". She murders every song she sings and ruins the songs she covers.

At least the puppy didn't have to listen to her horrible speaking voice and even worse singing voice any longer

beguilingeyes · 25/08/2024 15:39

We don't believe the woman, but we're quite happy to believe the clickbait...

Lily Allen rehomed her dog because it chewed her passport
LaurieFairyCake · 25/08/2024 15:40

The worst part of this is she's thinking about getting another dog and has already allowed the kids to name it Sad

She shouldn't get another dog and should just say it was a terrible mistake getting a puppy and feels dreadful about it - but clearly she doesn't 🤷‍♀️

Dontcallmescarface · 25/08/2024 15:40

has anyone actually read Lily's statement or are you just basing your replies on a bit of clickbait. Go on give it a read, 2 sides to every story and all that.

https://x.com/lilyallen/status/1827711520605897030

x.com

https://x.com/lilyallen/status/1827711520605897030

DoxyWand · 25/08/2024 15:42

@Dontcallmescarface WTAF do you mean 2 sides to every story?! Both "sides" come from her! She's a fucking backtracking cowardly liar! I listened to the original podcast. She laughed about rehoming the dog and said she "couldn't even look at it" because of how much it cost to replace the passports.

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dontforgetme · 25/08/2024 15:44

If it's true.... I personally think she chats utter shite