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Chanel no 5 smells terrible.

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ReelingRoundtheFountain · 01/08/2024 11:49

I don't get why people like Chanel no 5. It smells horrible to me. Musty and cat pee.

I also strongly dislike patchouli and anything with patchouli in. Does Chanel no 5 have patchouli? Maybe that could be why?

Anyone else, or am I alone?

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JackJarvisEsq · 20/07/2025 21:52

All Chanels other than Chance smell like cat piss on me, I clearly have inferior skin

my friend wears mademoiselle and smells just lovely. I smell like a skip when I wear it

Platypusdiver · 20/07/2025 21:56

I like the Chanel no 5 eau premiere. It is a bit lighter and sparkly.

Goingawayistricky · 20/07/2025 21:58

I agree. I had some of the in laws a few years back and I thought it smelt “old”. I put it down to them regifting it or something but then found out it does actually smell that bad!

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scrivette · 20/07/2025 22:00

all Chanel smells awful on me which is such a shame as I like it on others.

Paradoes · 20/07/2025 22:02

Chanel Noir is stunning - I don't like no 5 at all

reversegear · 20/07/2025 22:19

A great frond of mine wears it and I love it on her, but from the bottle or on me isn’t smells awful.

AdoraBell · 20/07/2025 22:22

On me it smells like disinfectant, according to colleagues when I was working. I gave my bottle to my friend who was told by a random woman in the street- you smell glorious.

FindingMeno · 20/07/2025 22:30

Love it and always have but can't afford it nowadays

caringcarer · 21/07/2025 01:01

I prefer Chanel No 19.

Henry8thHoover · 21/07/2025 03:57

I love classic perfumes and used to love No5 but it doesn’t smell the same to
me now.
Others like Ysatis and Rive Gauche are the same. I tried some Ysatis in the airport recently and it was awful, I was really disappointed.

WeirdyBeardyMarrowBabyLady · 21/07/2025 04:12

i used to wear it 35 years ago but I don’t like it now. My tastes have definitely changed though. Having said that I still love Coco. Makes me feel like a proper grown up.

crazeekat · 21/07/2025 14:17

I love Coco Chanel. The plain black one. Coco. One of my all time faves. I absolutely detest No.5, just so musty and old, reminds me of old rich folk and Madamosielle, sore head time. Chance is also up there with the sore head. Now, offer me Chanel bag, any kind colour or size, I’m all over that lol

Gumballina · 21/07/2025 14:21

CoffeeCatsAndVodka · 01/08/2024 12:52

I think it depends on the person's skin. I have smelt it and loved it on one friend, didn't realise it was No.5. My mum used to wear it and it smelt fine, not lovely, but tolerable.

I think I may be a modern day, female Jesus because I turn most perfumes into cat pee. Sadly I'm not sure there's much of a calling for that particular talent though.

This is so true.

Most perfumes smell sickly sweet on me. Much sweeter than they smell in the bottle. I've learnt to wear them all day for at least one day before committing to buy.

There are relatively few that smell good on me (although actually Chanel No. 5 is one of them).

anikarice · 21/07/2025 14:23

i think it’s smells like pissy old ladies

handsdownthebest · 21/07/2025 14:26

Old lady smell. Dated and way too strong

Verv · 21/07/2025 14:26

Smells different on different skin.

TBH any womens perfume on me smells like cat pee, which is why i prefer mens EDTs.

Themagicfarawaytreeismyfav · 21/07/2025 14:31

OlympicsFanGirl · 20/07/2025 21:25

I don’t like it either. It actually makes me feel nauseous

Me to…its vile.

WeirdyBeardyMarrowBabyLady · 21/07/2025 14:57

For those traditional and well-known perfume houses I like more by Guerlain than anyone else.

Squirrelsnut · 21/07/2025 15:00

I love patchouli. I also love Chanel Coco and Crystalle. But No.5 smells like dusty old rose potpourri to me.

Boxplots · 21/07/2025 15:01

Ohhh I love it, dont really wear perfume much now but its my favourite if I do. Can see why some people dont though, i feel that way about quite a few popular fragrances.

Waitingfordoggo · 21/07/2025 15:02

I don’t get it at all, I never have. I actually dislike most perfumes but that one is particularly rank to my nose.

Glitchymn1 · 21/07/2025 15:02

I agree, awful and old fashioned.

I like Halfeti.

Waitingfordoggo · 21/07/2025 15:02

The only perfume I ever loved was Calvin Klein Escape- I don’t think you can get it any more.

themoonandninepence · 21/07/2025 15:05

Channel No 5 is lovely.🙂

Youth Dew smells like a whore's handbag

Alien makes me sneeze

Each to their own.

SwedishEdith · 21/07/2025 15:08

Coco is gorgeous. Still got a bottle that must be over 35 years old. I want to like No 5 but I don't love. L'aimant is a cheap similar smell and more my budget.

My partner bought me Mitsouki for Christmas having read that it was a 5 star one in that Luca Turin book. Another one I wanted to love. I swapped it for Shalimar.