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If you could compete in an Olympic sport…

67 replies

FrenchFancie · 27/07/2024 11:56

What would you like to do?

i ride horses, so for me it would be equestrian (probably cross country, as in reality I’m not very brave and kinda hate cross country but have always wanted to fly round a huge course with confidence instead of my usual ‘don’t fall! Don’t fall’ don’t spook! Oh god we’re dead’ monologue).

or maybe something more unusual, like skateboarding…..? It looks like fun but is probably not much fun at that level!!

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iloveeverykindofcat · 27/07/2024 14:38

@MagpiePi there's one for this year as well! I was matched with a Russian gymnast, bit sophisticated for me I think but I'll take it 😄

www.sbs.com.au/news/article/who-is-your-olympic-body-match/jd2ycn70l

WhatNext01 · 27/07/2024 14:43

I would pick something where you don’t have to exert yourself too much. So maybe archery?

Theredjellybean · 27/07/2024 14:43

love ideaof 'pick and mix' pentathlon..really made me laugh

i would like sailing please..as i can sail a small dinghy but am absolutely terrified most of the time and am a bit crap, can still never work out wind direction and hate it tilting at all...

wizzbitt · 27/07/2024 14:46

Greentrilby · 27/07/2024 14:28

I’d have a go at badminton and swimming.
Im up for petitioning with @wizzbitt for rounders to be an Olympic sport too. I love a good game of rounders.

Where do we sign? 😂

MagpiePi · 27/07/2024 14:47

iloveeverykindofcat · 27/07/2024 14:38

@MagpiePi there's one for this year as well! I was matched with a Russian gymnast, bit sophisticated for me I think but I'll take it 😄

www.sbs.com.au/news/article/who-is-your-olympic-body-match/jd2ycn70l

I match with a Dutch rower (I used to row A LOT - I know I could have got in team GB, despite being in my 40s 😁), two softball, a volleyball and a hand ball player. None of them current olympians though.

My height is in the group most likely to win a medal.

PrincessHoneysuckle · 27/07/2024 14:48

Procrastinating

gardenmusic · 27/07/2024 14:54

Christmassing.

SabrinaThwaite · 27/07/2024 14:54

I got matched with track cycling, water polo, softball, fencing, hockey, judo and archery.

I’d give golf a go. Might need to work on my handicap a bit first. And learn not to swear quite so often.

Meadowfinch · 27/07/2024 14:57

Clay shooting.

I got to county level but any further than that needs sponsorship or it gets very expensive.

BearSoFair · 27/07/2024 14:59

Archery. Never tried it and no logical reason to think I'd be good at it but I'm not gifted with any sporting ability. I know I can't run or cycle well but maybe archery could be my hidden talent Grin

StripedPiggy · 27/07/2024 14:59

If we’re including the Winter Olympics, then bobsleigh. Ridiculously fast & exhilarating and less dangerous than the other sliding sports.

rightoguvnor · 27/07/2024 15:05

Kite surfing is in it this year and I reckon I'd excel at that if I could get a kite big enough.

Tumblingjungleofchaos · 27/07/2024 15:18

RomainingToBeSeen · 27/07/2024 14:32

Perhaps there should be a new pick 'n' mix decathlon - you don't need to stick to the traditional track and field events but combine anything you fancy. If you want some rules maybe there has to be a running event, a throwing event, a water event, a riding event, something in a leotard and a bat/ball type thing.

This would be brilliant GrinGrinGrin

the80sweregreat · 27/07/2024 15:29

Surfing in Tahiti

ThePoshUns · 27/07/2024 16:02

I'd love to try rowing.

AuntieMarys · 27/07/2024 16:03

Archery

roundtable · 27/07/2024 16:05

Break dancing. I hope it's making a comeback. Squares of lino on the corner of the high street with kids twirling around on their heads. Might revitalise the high street again 😆

Justbetweenus · 27/07/2024 16:06

Cantfindthewordsddstruggling · 27/07/2024 13:14

Swimming. Doubt I would have ever made the Olympics but have always regretted giving up competitive swimming when I did.

Me too. Plus we’d have banging physiques.

itsgettingweird · 27/07/2024 16:10

Ds did the trials for swimming this year and was close!!! So that's his aim.

I'd like canoeing or rowing or something that involves sitting down I think although I did use to snowboard so if I hadn't developed the adult fear of speed I'd have done that!

IoWfairy · 27/07/2024 16:10

I'd like to be a gold medalist as an Olympic rower. I have no expertise at all.

gardenmusic · 27/07/2024 16:14

Running up mountains in snow shoes.

N123C · 27/07/2024 16:19

Pole dance 💃

stayathomer · 27/07/2024 16:22

wizzbitt
I'm brilliant at rounders. Shame that's not included. I could have been a contender ✌🏿
Can I be in your team?

Fifthtimelucky · 27/07/2024 16:26

I'd like something water-based like rowing, kayaking or sailing. Not swimming or diving though.

NaaameChanger · 27/07/2024 16:27

I have cerebral palsy but not not badly affected. Only athletics I liked was long jump.

Fantasy Olympics I would be a long distance runner vault specialist, or Winter free style skiing looks amazing (I’ve never done either sport)

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