My 9 year old just found my vibrator

[Cherryblossom200]

Hi all,

Yep title says it all, I thought I'd hidden it really well. But I was just sitting in the garden drinking my camomile tea, and she comes over and plonks it on my lap in full vibration mode.

My DD said to me very proudly look it's a vibrator! Now to make it clear, this is a very pretty vibrator in fact it could look like a toy. It's like a red flower. I asked her if she knew what it was, and she didn't - phew. SoI said it was a facial massager. She then asked me to show her how I use it. I was still in mortified mode and no word of a lie I have just spent the last 10 minutes running my vibrator all over my face in a bid to avoid any embarrassing questions.

Just had to share!

summer holidays 🙄

because if this is true

then it’s bloody weird

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Erm, it is absolutely true! I'm not sure why I would make up something like that 🤣 I'd have to have a very vivid imagination!

I could believe this. I have one similar 😂

If it's the same one I have it could double as a face massager 🤣🤣

in that case…. my second post

Know a mum who’s teen daughter found her vibrator and had a go 😂😂😂

😆😂 Better find a better hiding place. Hopefully she won't bring it up again - especially in polite company!

How did she know it was called a vibrator if she didn't know what it was?

Noooooo

i'd be more concerned at how a 9 year old knows what a vibrator is to be honest, a bit worrying

I honestly don't know! I think she just called it a vibrator because it was vibrating!

https://www.google.com/search?q=parenthood+vibrator&oq=parenthood+vibrator&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDMzMjlqMWo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:2a7adcdc,vid:gh-r-BjOfKg,st:0

Why does your 9 year old think it's ok to go through the drawers in your bedroom and have a root around?

she would have asked to try it on her own face

Someday somewhere your DD is going to make a fool of herself about this. Hopefully not in Ann Summers.

I just had to share
No you really didn't

It was in a cupboard where I store stuff like toilet roll, I thought it was well hidden but clearly not! She wasn't rooting about deliberately looking for anything 😂 TBH I had forgotten all about it until it resurfaced!

My DD has no idea what a vibrator is, she is clueless with stuff. Recently they did the sexual anatomy class at school and told me she learnt all about 'public' hair. . She just got lucky with her wording 🤣

Yep, this has happened to me too. I told her it's my personal belonging and she shouldn't go inside people's bedside drawers, then changed the subject.

I'm called Karen, what's your point?

Or is this the misogynistic Karen? If so why do you hate older women? You'll be one soon you know.

huh

why wouldn’t you store a vibrator in your bedroom

why would you have to roll it over your face for 10 mins to show her

and surely she asked to have a go herself