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My 9 year old just found my vibrator

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Cherryblossom200 · 22/07/2024 19:50

Hi all,

Yep title says it all, I thought I'd hidden it really well. But I was just sitting in the garden drinking my camomile tea, and she comes over and plonks it on my lap in full vibration mode.

My DD said to me very proudly look it's a vibrator! Now to make it clear, this is a very pretty vibrator in fact it could look like a toy. It's like a red flower. I asked her if she knew what it was, and she didn't - phew. SoI said it was a facial massager. She then asked me to show her how I use it. I was still in mortified mode and no word of a lie I have just spent the last 10 minutes running my vibrator all over my face in a bid to avoid any embarrassing questions.

Just had to share!

OP posts:
Cherryblossom200 · 23/07/2024 09:51

Oh really? Why I am explaining myself about where the cupboard is 🤣

Shall I draw a diagram?!

The cupboard is in my bedroom! Is that ok with you all 🤣

Why the discussion about my cupboard?!

OP posts:
courgettes4eva · 23/07/2024 09:59

So storing your vibrator amongst the toilet rolls is just totally normal

courgettes4eva · 23/07/2024 09:59

so when your daughter asked to try on her own face having watched you for 10 minutes (!), what did you say?

Yozzer87 · 23/07/2024 11:48

StormingNorman · 22/07/2024 19:55

Know a mum who’s teen daughter found her vibrator and had a go 😂😂😂

Gross.

courgettes4eva · 23/07/2024 15:18

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