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JohnTheRevelator · 15/07/2024 22:31

Someone who keeps quoting supposedly hilarious lines from films they've seen at you? Aaargh I can't stand it much longer!

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WinkyTinky · 16/07/2024 11:53

@DickEmery It's usually words to that effect, but always unavoidably arsey 😫

DickEmery · 16/07/2024 11:53

Often, food trucks = people who don't have access to running water/a toilet are making your food.

Thedayb4youcame · 16/07/2024 11:54

This has reminded me, many, many years ago (when I was 19), I started work in a showroom, and was warned that a great many local people were inclined to pop in for the afternoon to browse, maybe chat to the staff, and generally prevent us from actually making any sales. That sort of thing.

One person in-particular had something about them which made them different. I was totally fine with it. But I used to worry so much they might think I had a problem with them based on this, as I always gave them a wide berth. But the truth was, it wasn't their situation which I struggled to deal with, it was the fact they only had ONE topic of conversation, which was of no interest to me, had no relation to the goods we sold, and was something I knew nothing about.

"Tedious" would have been a compliment.

Gettingbysomehow · 16/07/2024 11:54

Someone going into long and tedious detail about how to get to a destination. I'm lost after the 2nd turn right then left at the fork. I've got sat nav available on my phone for God's sake. Just give me the postcode.

Ihopeithinkiknow · 16/07/2024 11:56

Moier · 15/07/2024 23:59

Yes listening to other people's dreams... so so boring !!!

I agree with this lol but me and my daughter do tell each other our dreams if we have dreamt of Ben (my son her brother) who we lost in an accident in 2022 aged 22. I dreamt of him last night actually and he has got a job selling fridges in heaven and heaven is freezing cold and god is a bit of nob who acts like David Brent 😂 I'm sorry I involved you in my dream telling story but every time I dream about him it feels like a new memory I have with him lol

TinkerTiger · 16/07/2024 11:57

JohnTheRevelator · 15/07/2024 22:31

Someone who keeps quoting supposedly hilarious lines from films they've seen at you? Aaargh I can't stand it much longer!

Please give us more context on this, I'm intrigued as to how this works. Is it within a discussion of film, or are they just following you around saying things like, 'I have crossed oceans of time to find you', and 'that is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen'?

Are they quoting a line and then saying after that it's a quote from X film, or do you know a lot of film quotes and can recognsie them?

Soooo many questions!

Thedayb4youcame · 16/07/2024 11:58

Gettingbysomehow · 16/07/2024 11:54

Someone going into long and tedious detail about how to get to a destination. I'm lost after the 2nd turn right then left at the fork. I've got sat nav available on my phone for God's sake. Just give me the postcode.

One of the WORST things anyone can say to me is "My house is very hard to find". Because even if it isn't, they've now sewn the seeds of suggestion in my head.

I can't find my way out of a toilet cubicle some days, so I don't need help making it worse, thank you.

Clawdy · 16/07/2024 12:02

Most boring for me is someone telling me a long story about one of their friends, a friend of theirs I have never met and have no interest in!

GoodHeavens99 · 16/07/2024 12:06

Maddi1234 · 16/07/2024 11:12

Can we have more Victoria Wood lines, please?

Asking for a friend…

One of my favourites is the sketch with Victoria and Julie in the shoe shop.

Julie says (of someone I can't quite remember who atm): she was knocked down by an industrial tribunal.

I mean! 😂

MaidOfAle · 16/07/2024 12:07

alwaysmovingforwards · 16/07/2024 09:20

I think just about any detail of peoples lives they share with you.
They never seem to comprehend that nobody really cares expect them.
Everyone else is just nodding politely whilst not giving a shit.

Your life, your friend I've never met's life...

I don't care about any of it beyond you being well.

PerkyMintDeer · 16/07/2024 12:08

Thedayb4youcame · 16/07/2024 11:54

This has reminded me, many, many years ago (when I was 19), I started work in a showroom, and was warned that a great many local people were inclined to pop in for the afternoon to browse, maybe chat to the staff, and generally prevent us from actually making any sales. That sort of thing.

One person in-particular had something about them which made them different. I was totally fine with it. But I used to worry so much they might think I had a problem with them based on this, as I always gave them a wide berth. But the truth was, it wasn't their situation which I struggled to deal with, it was the fact they only had ONE topic of conversation, which was of no interest to me, had no relation to the goods we sold, and was something I knew nothing about.

"Tedious" would have been a compliment.

Years ago, there was a thread on here about a small independent shop owner who had recently opened and been latched onto by a woman who would arrive before opening and stay all day talking to her, distracting her from doing her job, preventing customers from buying, making them feel uncomfortable.

She'd just sort of made herself an honorary staff member but who put customers off.

I couldn't believe this sort of thing could happen but I recently changed hairdressers and there was a woman there helping herself to hot drinks, making herself lunch (supernoodles), opening cans of peaches and eating out of the tin with a spoon. Not homeless before anyone asks.

The salon owner, most likely to get rid of her, asked her to go and buy her a sandwich. She returned with the sandwich and two bags full of clothes from the local charity shop, for the hairdresser's daughter. Held each one up individually, "I thought this dress would do for her holiday? So that was £2...then I got these shoes to match, £3 if they don't fit now, they will soon..."

This went on for ages. Through the mirror while my hair was being cut. Hairdresser clearly didn't like the outfits.

"So you owe me £17.50 in total" Hairdresser just sighed and said OK.

When she was out of earshot I asked if it was her Mum or MIL.

"Oh no. She's just some random woman who walked in off the street one day and I can't get rid of her."

😱😱😱

MaidOfAle · 16/07/2024 12:08

Gettingbysomehow · 16/07/2024 11:54

Someone going into long and tedious detail about how to get to a destination. I'm lost after the 2nd turn right then left at the fork. I've got sat nav available on my phone for God's sake. Just give me the postcode.

I can't follow directions either.

Thedayb4youcame · 16/07/2024 12:08

GoodHeavens99 · 16/07/2024 12:06

One of my favourites is the sketch with Victoria and Julie in the shoe shop.

Julie says (of someone I can't quite remember who atm): she was knocked down by an industrial tribunal.

I mean! 😂

Are these the ones?

Yes!

I don't like them.

What?

Well I knew a woman who had a pair, she got knocked down by an industrial tribunal.

GoodHeavens99 · 16/07/2024 12:09

That's the one! 😂

TangoWhiskyAlphaTango · 16/07/2024 12:10

Speed awareness course. How the bloke delivering the training hasn't died of boredom yet I will never know.

godmum56 · 16/07/2024 12:10

Football on TV. Snooker on TV ANY bloody sport on TV.

Thedayb4youcame · 16/07/2024 12:14

PerkyMintDeer · 16/07/2024 12:08

Years ago, there was a thread on here about a small independent shop owner who had recently opened and been latched onto by a woman who would arrive before opening and stay all day talking to her, distracting her from doing her job, preventing customers from buying, making them feel uncomfortable.

She'd just sort of made herself an honorary staff member but who put customers off.

I couldn't believe this sort of thing could happen but I recently changed hairdressers and there was a woman there helping herself to hot drinks, making herself lunch (supernoodles), opening cans of peaches and eating out of the tin with a spoon. Not homeless before anyone asks.

The salon owner, most likely to get rid of her, asked her to go and buy her a sandwich. She returned with the sandwich and two bags full of clothes from the local charity shop, for the hairdresser's daughter. Held each one up individually, "I thought this dress would do for her holiday? So that was £2...then I got these shoes to match, £3 if they don't fit now, they will soon..."

This went on for ages. Through the mirror while my hair was being cut. Hairdresser clearly didn't like the outfits.

"So you owe me £17.50 in total" Hairdresser just sighed and said OK.

When she was out of earshot I asked if it was her Mum or MIL.

"Oh no. She's just some random woman who walked in off the street one day and I can't get rid of her."

😱😱😱

It is very, very much a thing. The women I worked with had names for all them, because given that they never actually ordered anything from us, we never got to take down their proper name. Thus, they became known to us as "Lonely", "Mrs MacTinitus" (we had to turn off the in-store music when she came in, and dreaded the phone ringing as any noises set her off), as well as "The (name of street) Times", as she always came in to share the latest news.

Jennyathemall · 16/07/2024 12:14

alwaysmovingforwards · 16/07/2024 09:20

I think just about any detail of peoples lives they share with you.
They never seem to comprehend that nobody really cares expect them.
Everyone else is just nodding politely whilst not giving a shit.

Truth

Jennyathemall · 16/07/2024 12:16

TangoWhiskyAlphaTango · 16/07/2024 12:10

Speed awareness course. How the bloke delivering the training hasn't died of boredom yet I will never know.

I found it quite interesting. Maybe it was just
him and his delivery.

user1498572889 · 16/07/2024 12:19

@Lurleene
My husband does this all the time. if i am not sure of a route i am taking i just use the sat nav and never tell him. When i get back and he asks i just say i dont know i followed the sat nav. He gets lots of eye rolling and sniggers from our kids.

PerkyMintDeer · 16/07/2024 12:36

Thedayb4youcame · 16/07/2024 12:14

It is very, very much a thing. The women I worked with had names for all them, because given that they never actually ordered anything from us, we never got to take down their proper name. Thus, they became known to us as "Lonely", "Mrs MacTinitus" (we had to turn off the in-store music when she came in, and dreaded the phone ringing as any noises set her off), as well as "The (name of street) Times", as she always came in to share the latest news.

Love the names haha! She'd be "Mrs Cancer Research" or "Mrs Supernoodles".

Happyinarcon · 16/07/2024 12:36

Moonshiners · 16/07/2024 08:18

People talking about hair and makeup. I have 2 friends that love discussing in detail their skin routine. Mine is water and flannel and occasionally sunscreen. Theirs is fucking boring.

I’m the opposite, I would love to chat about these things but none of my friends are interested. I often have makeup to give away that I got as a gift with purchase or something i bought that doesn’t suit and I have no one to pass it onto

Getitgirl · 16/07/2024 13:19

Great thread. I second the ‘unnecessary detail’ brigade. My best friend is guilty of this to the extent I hear about her treacherous parking mission before I hear the story - which is normally really juicy!

Adding another one into the mix… I can’t STAND the boredom that comes with people - usually people you don’t know very well- wanting to show you a video of something on their phone. It tends to go as follows:

  1. frantic scrolling for said video on their camera roll. This always takes longer than they intend it to
  2. a video of something utterly mundane: their kid/grandkid doing something normal and kid-like. The video normally lasts 2 minutes +. During which time I’m mentally calculating how I can exit gracefully and not look bored

i have zero interest because I don’t know this child/person so my interest levels are in the minuses.

SpeculatingRooks · 16/07/2024 13:44

Thedayb4youcame · 16/07/2024 10:30

Ahem...

"I've done a plait,

"It's right effective is that"...

I told you I was tedious 😃

Very happy to be corrected! I'll tell my sister later!

I'm glad you knew what I was talking about 😃Grin

JohnTheRevelator · 16/07/2024 16:16

LauderSyme · 16/07/2024 00:26

Are they quoting then pausing and looking at you meaningfully, waiting for you to acknowledge the hilarity? Yeah, that gets old pretty fast.

Yes!

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