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Quirky house on Rightmove

87 replies

foothandmouth · 05/07/2024 17:43

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143219582

Can't decide if I love or hate this house. But why oh why would you list a quirky house with no floor plan

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CranfordScones · 05/07/2024 18:56

It's got a community centre or sports ground changing rooms vibe to it. More utilitarian than quirky, I'd say.

Helpfullright · 05/07/2024 19:01

It’s got a cracking chippy just round the corner that’s the only benefit 🤣🤣

foothandmouth · 05/07/2024 19:03

Helpfullright · 05/07/2024 19:01

It’s got a cracking chippy just round the corner that’s the only benefit 🤣🤣

Omg do you know anything about it. Was it something else originally

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Laiste · 05/07/2024 19:04

Surely this is being sold as a business premises no?

JC03745 · 05/07/2024 19:04

I read the town as 'Great Swankey' and thought that its definitely a piss take! I clearly just need specsavers, but that is awful. Like a converted shed.

I thought you meant the EA had described it as quirky? No, not quirky at all! But hey, what a redeeming feature- artificial grass and the builders radio in the unfinished kitchen! 🙄

Mickey79 · 05/07/2024 19:05

Thejackrussellsrule · 05/07/2024 18:09

Looks like a village hall.

I thought exactly the same thing!

foothandmouth · 05/07/2024 19:05

JC03745 · 05/07/2024 19:04

I read the town as 'Great Swankey' and thought that its definitely a piss take! I clearly just need specsavers, but that is awful. Like a converted shed.

I thought you meant the EA had described it as quirky? No, not quirky at all! But hey, what a redeeming feature- artificial grass and the builders radio in the unfinished kitchen! 🙄

Sorry I honestly meant quirky as non standard. As in not a three bed semi or four bed detached

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Deadringer · 05/07/2024 19:06

Thats a fine barn, English.

Helpfullright · 05/07/2024 19:08

foothandmouth · 05/07/2024 19:03

Omg do you know anything about it. Was it something else originally

I grew up close but don’t live that way now. It’s opposite a high school. From memory it’s all bungalows and I think someone has sold the land as I think it backs onto the brook.

actually going to the chippy for tea tomorrow with friends so shall nose 🤣

Helpfullright · 05/07/2024 19:12

More pics from the builder

www.facebook.com/share/p/HaxFVqc8myYJMXYT/?mibextid=WC7FNe

HaroldMeaker · 05/07/2024 19:12

Yeah that's really nasty.

It's what I imagine a Correction Facility might look like.

Echobelly · 05/07/2024 19:13

So much asphalt outside, horrible!

SoupDragon · 05/07/2024 19:38

Echobelly · 05/07/2024 19:13

So much asphalt outside, horrible!

It's the car park to go with the GP surgery look.

Gettingbysomehow · 05/07/2024 19:41

Not quirky at all just a box with no soul. I feel I'm dying inside just looking at it.

fluffiphlox · 05/07/2024 19:42

Awful. Maybe normal for Warrington? 😀

GoingRoundInTriangularCircles · 05/07/2024 19:43

Gives me community centre vibes

teaandtoastwithmarmite · 05/07/2024 19:44

How is it quirky? It looks like a community centre

allthemiddlechildrenoftheworld · 05/07/2024 19:45

@foothandmouth lovely bifold doors which open to an area which gets no sun????

Ifthisiswheretheworldisheadingcountmeout · 05/07/2024 19:46

FknOmniShambles · 05/07/2024 17:47

It's awful. Looks like something I used to make on The Sims.

😂 me too until I discovered the cheat codes and then I built mansions which would make the grand design team WEEP!!!!

Hugesunflower · 05/07/2024 19:47

4 bed house, 3 or maybe 4 photos outside not a single photo of a bedroom or a bathroom but they have taken a close up of the patio!

foothandmouth · 05/07/2024 19:47

allthemiddlechildrenoftheworld · 05/07/2024 19:45

@foothandmouth lovely bifold doors which open to an area which gets no sun????

And no actual garden!

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TokyoSushi · 05/07/2024 19:52

fluffiphlox · 05/07/2024 19:42

Awful. Maybe normal for Warrington? 😀

Oi! 😄

EmmaGrundyForPM · 05/07/2024 20:01

I'm starting to think the OP is the Developer desperate to drum up interest in the fugly property they need to offload

fiorentina · 05/07/2024 20:08

It’s so uninspiring and agree it has community centre vibes. It’s not dressed and they haven’t bothered to break up the tarmac and dullness with any plants. No wonder it’s been reduced in price.

Politicians247UnderwearExtinguishingService · 05/07/2024 20:09

You'd have a long line of people queuing up outside on a Tuesday evening, eagerly waiting for the bingo!