Why is there no Battenberg ice cream?

[BeardofHagrid]

It would be like a Viennetta, on a little serving tray ready to be sliced after any dinner party or special occasion. The “marzipan” would be intensely flavoured and extra thick almond ice cream. The pink squares would have a very mild strawberry flavour, and rich vanilla for the plain squares.

I think it would be exquisite!

Well now I need to figure out how to make this!

It sounds nice, you should have launched it yourself.

Although marzipan is quite a marmite flavour.

Because marzipan is the work of Satan.

It is literally an anagram of Satan.

I would definitely buy this!

Oh OP i will buy this when you launch this new product 🤣🤣

If you need a tester for the research and development stage... 😋

I can't even find Neopolitan any more! That vanilla/choc/strawb combo was a winner for me...

Sounds dreamy 😋

I will buy it!

I would really buy this!

And Cherry Bakewell flavour. Almond & vanilla with cherry sauce.

None of that gluten/sponge cake/pastry/cookie shite in them, though.

A local ice cream maker makes this flavour sometimes. If you live in the NW of Eng I can pm you the place* so you can stalk their daily menu.

*Will not be revealing to all and sundry because the queues are bloody long enough as it is 🤣

Morrisons still sell neopolitan if you have one near you.

Wow - sound good!
Do you think that when you sliced it the structural integrity would be there so you could see the individual squares? I'm trying to remember what happens when you slice into a block of neapolitan...

Yes! I need some of this immediately 😋 I await the launch ☺️

Yes please. This sounds like a fab idea😋

LIDLs also does Neapolitan ice-cream too.

Oh OP 😫😫😫😫 this has gone on my list of pregnancy cravings that I can’t have because it doesn’t exist!!

I don’t agree but this proper tickled me 😂

I just asked the teenager the OPs question:

Because.... no-one would buy it, Mum.

I on the other hand think it would be well lush.

I'd buy it, but I would prefer it with real marzipan.

@compash they sell Neapolitan ice cream in Morrisons. Think I've seen it in Iceland too....love it myself Lol

I love Battenburg cakes & I'm not a sweet loving person at all but it just has so many happy childhood memories of being in my aunties

I'd definitely give this a go (also not really an ice cream lover😆)

This would be amazing. It's hard enough finding even a battenberg cake anymore. The only ones I see these days are mini ones.

I've never seen Battenberg ice cream but yes, you'll have to make do with Neapolitan instead.

Oh my, yes. Yes yes yes. Need this in my life.