Fuckoffee

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The name of of a coffee shop I walk past daily.

Brilliantly clever fun play on words, or somewhere you'd avoid?

It's always very busy and according to colleagues serves excellent coffee.

Absolutely this

I can't say that I'm that sensitive that I'd be offended by it. I'd far rather support a decent independent local business that serves decent coffee, than a massive global one that serves average coffee. I guess I'm in a fortunate position of being able to do that without getting my knickers in a twist.

As an aside, we have an unwritten rule at work which is "fuckoffee before coffee" - don't go badgering or making your requests of your colleagues until at least 9.30 when they're in, set up and at least one coffee down!

I live near one and I can't say the kids ever noticed the name until they were old enough to know the swear word. The logo isn't the easiest to read. I agree it's not the classiest name though the coffee is good so I can forgive them.

F'coffee would be funnier

Well I mean I suppose the marketing strategy is pretty good seeing as it's made it's way onto here.
Agree F'Coffee is wittier though.

Teenage edgelord grew up and stared a business.

I love decent thought into names like this, the name I other op does not offend me but seems lazy

And as for other names if it sounds gross I am not ordering it

Witty funny showing some originality go for it

I don't find it particularly offensive, I just don't think it's particularly witty or clever. I would assume the owners think they are funnier than they actually are.

I like it! Impressed they got planning permission for it.

There are loads of souvlaki places in Greece with the name 'Meating Point'. That one makes me feel a bit sick.

Gross. I’d avoid too

This, really.

It's also a bit try hard - putting the word fuck in their name to be all edgy and controversial. I'd find that a bit cringy

Oops, quoted the wrong quote - but I don't think it's clever or funny word play. The word fuck doesn't bother or offend me. I just think it's stupid.

a good work bud of mine asked me " ??? U4coffey..lol" lol - she was a very nice work mate

I would avoid. But then I stopped buying French Connection when they became fcuk. Just totally vulgar and unnecessary.

Oh yawn, how tedious and unoriginal. Coffee shops are ten a penny so I wouldn't bother with it even if the coffee was good.

There are a few ways to read that shop name - one is telling you to get to the far side of fuck and keep going - fuck - offee and if they are actually spelling it with the k instead of the c then they are really sailing close to the wind as they could be seen to be an adult toy shop and not a coffee shop.

I don’t get it?😂

I'd say they are using it as an effective clientele filter.

I think it's funny.

It's the kind of humour that's extremely funny and sophisticated if you're 12.

It's not really word play is it? It's putting the word fuck in front of coffee. As others have said, for coffee would be mildly amusing. This, not so much.

Maybe it's a chain or an old joke then because, no, not that one.

Seems they are telling me to fuck off. So ... I will🤣

It does good coffee. It’s not even that rude!

I also assumed you meant the Bermondsey st one. But from a quick google it seems there are quite a number of Fuckoffees in london!

No. I'm not offended. But it's mid-wit wordplay trying to be edgy.