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Craziest conspiracy theory

230 replies

sashh · 19/05/2024 07:27

I've just come across Rick Wiles.

According to him the covid jab injected an egg in to your bloodstream. These have now hatched into a synthetic parasites and this is a plan to take over the world.

I love a good conspiracy theory. What is the craziest one you have come across?

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ineedtostopbeingdramaticfirst · 19/05/2024 11:52

Avril Lavine and Paul McCartney have been replaced by lookalikes

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/05/2024 11:54

StarShipControl · 19/05/2024 11:51

You're imagining the human race has evolved into peace loving beings who want to live harmoniously within the world.
What if we had a federation of self serving greedy warmongering leaders like we currently have around the world?

'Imagining' being the operative word. 'Fantasising' also applies. I always wonder how it's going to be decided who runs this one-world federation and how they're chosen, (and more importantly how they can be removed) but its fans are curiously unwilling to engage with that.

ArchaeoSpy · 19/05/2024 11:56

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/05/2024 11:49

The firm had close ties to the British Conservative Party, the royal family, and the military

Because of course it did, it wouldn't be a proper conspiracy theory if all the above weren't embroiled and pulling strings in the shadows, would it?

Tory donors among investors in Cambridge Analytica parent firm | Conservatives | The Guardian

Tory donors among investors in Cambridge Analytica parent firm

SCL Group’s shareholders and officers have included two former Tory ministers

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/21/tory-donors-among-investors-in-cambridge-analytica-parent-firm-scl-group

AccountCreateUsername · 19/05/2024 11:57

ineedtostopbeingdramaticfirst · 19/05/2024 11:52

Avril Lavine and Paul McCartney have been replaced by lookalikes

I read this on a really entertaining conspiracy thread here on mumsnet a while ago. I don’t think people actually believe this stuff though

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avril_Lavigne_replacement_conspiracy_theory

Avril Lavigne replacement conspiracy theory - Wikipedia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avril_Lavigne_replacement_conspiracy_theory

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/05/2024 11:57

That 'royal family connection' seems to have been 'dated Lady Helen Windsor for a bit.'

Covidwoes · 19/05/2024 11:58

On Twitter there are loads of people that say ALL sudden deaths are caused by the Covid vaccine. Such a load of nonsense.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/05/2024 12:02

ArchaeoSpy · 19/05/2024 12:01

yes . Nigel Oakes, the main big cheese so to speak

Goodness, you are a busy little bee. You can stop now.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/05/2024 12:03

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/05/2024 12:02

Goodness, you are a busy little bee. You can stop now.

And I have to sign up to Medium, which I'm not going to bother with.

Dating someone isn't the same as 'close connections' to a family.

ArchaeoSpy · 19/05/2024 12:04

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/05/2024 12:02

Goodness, you are a busy little bee. You can stop now.

Understood,

when a comment like "Because of course it did, it wouldn't be a proper conspiracy theory if all the above weren't embroiled and pulling strings in the shadows, would it?"

is made then it set the challenge.

besides as was said to Fox Mulder, the truth is out there

ArchaeoSpy · 19/05/2024 12:06

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/05/2024 12:03

And I have to sign up to Medium, which I'm not going to bother with.

Dating someone isn't the same as 'close connections' to a family.

it still makes the connection a viable one, like in eg mi5 its said that at times and depending on the operation requirements they use access agents that build a relationship with x person to build a rapport with a person close to the person they are dating etc

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/05/2024 12:09

ArchaeoSpy · 19/05/2024 12:06

it still makes the connection a viable one, like in eg mi5 its said that at times and depending on the operation requirements they use access agents that build a relationship with x person to build a rapport with a person close to the person they are dating etc

🙄

besides as was said to Fox Mulder, the truth is out there

Fox Mulder 😂

AccountCreateUsername · 19/05/2024 12:15

I thought sleeping with people to get info / access was rule #1 of being a spy, seems not unlikely that they date with an eye on the job 🤷🏼‍♀️

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/05/2024 12:19

I'm not sure how many state secrets Lady Helen Windsor is/was privy to.

AccountCreateUsername · 19/05/2024 12:33

I’m sure not that many @MrsDanversGlidesAgain

It may be limited access but it still is access. Social climbers and hang-ons want that kind of access, why wouldn’t someone whose job is information peddling? Seems a no brainier to me

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 19/05/2024 12:42

Pettyman · 19/05/2024 11:31

The moon is made of cheese

That's why there's no moon tourism; we'd eat the bugger..!

spanieleyes · 19/05/2024 12:42

Given she dated Nigel Oakes for a while in the 1980s, some 30 years before Cambridge Analytica was started, it was a VERY long game!.

ArchaeoSpy · 19/05/2024 12:45

spanieleyes · 19/05/2024 12:42

Given she dated Nigel Oakes for a while in the 1980s, some 30 years before Cambridge Analytica was started, it was a VERY long game!.

given some espionage operations etc then they too play the long game sometimes depending on the plans they could of been planned very early on,

besides once the connection is established then its still a connection,
for example me and an ex chatted the other day and its been 20 years yet the way we were talking it was like it was yesterday etc

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/05/2024 12:49

AccountCreateUsername · 19/05/2024 12:33

I’m sure not that many @MrsDanversGlidesAgain

It may be limited access but it still is access. Social climbers and hang-ons want that kind of access, why wouldn’t someone whose job is information peddling? Seems a no brainier to me

I'm sure it does 🙄

spanieleyes · 19/05/2024 12:51

No brainier sounds about right☺️

Pieceofpurplesky · 19/05/2024 12:52

Talking of Fox Mulder there was a conspiracy theory at the time that the FBI and Government wrote episodes to leak ideas in to the public domain of things that were true.

BlueJamSandwich · 19/05/2024 13:15

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/05/2024 11:57

That 'royal family connection' seems to have been 'dated Lady Helen Windsor for a bit.'

Hardly the relevant part of concerns about CA and it's related groups though is it? It's more about links with governments and would be governments. Eg. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/what-is-cambridge-analytica-nigerian-election-data-hackers-b1060816.html

What is Cambridge Analytica? Group manipulated Nigerian election

Previously known as SCL USA, Cambridge Analytica was a British political consulting firm that came to prominence through the Facebook–Cambridge Analytica data scandal.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/what-is-cambridge-analytica-nigerian-election-data-hackers-b1060816.html

RafaistheKingofClay · 19/05/2024 13:19

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/05/2024 11:26

Aren't all of us who have been Covid vaccinated supposed to be dead by now? IIRC Mike Yeadon gave us two years survival.

This is true I now die regularly within two years of each booster.

Cambridge Analytica are as dodgy as fuck though. Connections to the RF or not.