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CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?

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YaMuvva · 09/05/2024 15:24

New thread! Last one was here
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5049200-cf-allotment-thief-part-3-the-plot-thickens-and-auditions-begin-for-the-west-end-musical?page=38&reply=135136744

So a quick update.

DH dropped me off for my surgery this morning then dropped the kids at school before heading to the allotment. Babs was there gardening as were some other people on their own plots. All her crap was still there

DH went up and reminded her that she needs to be off the plot by the 20th. She said that she is awaiting advice from her solicitor to see if she can challenge us. She also said if the solicitor says she has to be off, she will be gone by the 20th but isn’t giving it up without checking if she has rights first. She did a fair bit of guilt tripping to DH about how she has spent 10 years being part of a community and having a hobby and she now has to give it all up but he held strong and told her, unless she comes back with a legitimate legal claim her property will be off the allotment by the 21st - wether it’s removed by her or by him.

However - enter Penfold stage right

Penfold is what we are calling the allotment neighbour who marched over from the other side of the plots (because that’s who he looks like). He started shouting at DH saying “You’re a bully! Fancy picking on an old lady and taking her allotment off her after all her years of hard work”. He pointed out it’s his allotment now and Penfold said that “just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner”. He then start saying “What do you know about gardening pretty boy? These allotments should be for real gardeners not pretty boys like you”

When DH told me this I laughed so hard I thought my stitches may burst 😂 DH IS very pretty but he’s also mid-40’s and hasn’t been called pretty in many many years. We are in semi-rural Yorkshire though and a man wearing a top that isn’t either blue black or white is considered a feminine.

When DH stated he does actually know about gardening, Penfold was all “Yeah right yeah right all you know about is putting your make up on” 🤣🤣 and said how these allotment owners have been around for decades he can’t just barge in and kick people out. DH said he was half expecting Penfold to say “this is a local allotment for local people”.

Then it was BABS of all people who told Penfold to STFU. Not quite those words but she said “oh do calm down Nigel”. The other plot owners just kept their heads down apparently. DH took off in the end but he is considering buying a Danger Mouse t-shirt to wear when he gardens. I’ve told him I can help him apply his make up 😂.

Anyway Babs’s words don’t exactly fill me with confidence but it’s better than flat out refusing to leave I suppose. I’m absolutely confident that legally she hasn’t a leg to stand on, but that doesn’t mean some dodgy solicitor won’t claim otherwise for a bit of easy money off her. Either way unless there is a claim that has legs (highly unlikely) DH will be round on the 21st to set up his stuff. PP were right about insane allotment owners - but we are just gonna have to lump it and not let Penfold ruin our time there.

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MrsScrubbingbrush · 26/05/2024 15:48

YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 15:30

It’s the runny pick liquid that emits from the beetroot and gets on your pickled onion that I have big problem with too.

Pickled onions and garlic - now o could eat those bad boys all day!

I'm with you @YaMuvva. My late mum used to add it to salads, along with grated cheese so you just ended up with a glutinous mess of pink cheese. Haven't been able to eat the stuff since then and that was about 50 years ago.

CloudyAgain · 26/05/2024 15:50

@YaMuvva my MIL's speciality was making boiled beetroot in white sauce. Everything was lumpy and pink.

She was not known for her culinary skills tbh.

(I made it once in the early days of courting DH as it was his favourite. Only the once. He married me then so I never had to bother again thank fuck).

OttersAreMySpiritAnimal · 26/05/2024 15:51

So glad you are ok @YaMuvva
You don't have to commit to a dirty hot sex pond hot tub, you could just mark out where it would go on the plot with pegs and string and maybe some surveyors spray paint. Give them all something to chat about.

LlynTegid · 26/05/2024 16:05

Hope you continue your recovery @YaMuvva . Don't think the Leeds defence are helping though!!

YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 16:13

LlynTegid · 26/05/2024 16:05

Hope you continue your recovery @YaMuvva . Don't think the Leeds defence are helping though!!

We came home because the pub was heaving with nowhere to sit and the atmosphere already felt a bit rowdy. I’ve turned it off 🙊😂

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quantumbutterfly · 26/05/2024 16:14

You should plant a big stand of pampas grass before you start the rumour about the hot tub.

OlderGlaswegianLivingInDevon · 26/05/2024 16:18

@YaMuvva

Sadly i agree with you not identifying yourself too much.

Fraaahnces · 26/05/2024 16:19

I’m so pleased that you’re feeling better @YaMuvva! Sorry you had to sit on the MN naughty step for that reason too!
You absolutely must write a novel with shed thieves, etc..

LardoBurrows · 26/05/2024 16:25

YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 15:44

Absolutely! I was gonna send one of me and DH with champagne in our hands in our chairs originally but I’ve been reliably informed on a other thread by a poster that I’m being watched on other chat forums and websites due to, I think, my race/religion, so I sadly can’t risk my face and name being outed 😭 I’ll get the booze in the picture though, and maybe me feet again, the stockings may even get a comeback 🤣🤣🤣

That sounds very intimidating and you definitely need to protect yourself from them.

Latenightreader · 26/05/2024 16:25

Do you have a friend who could wear a hard hat, a smart suit and make notes about measurements on a clipboard? Bonus points if they also wear a lanyard. You and or/DH need to have serious conversations with them, with a lot of pacing out or those roller wheel clicker measury things we used to have at school. Convince the neighbours you are going to build a spa!

AGlinnerOfHope · 26/05/2024 16:28

Beetroot is awesome with horseradish. And hard boiled eggs. And cheese. A salad with all of the above 😘

NoWordForFluffy · 26/05/2024 16:28

TeatimeForTheSoul · 26/05/2024 14:54

Beetroot goes wonderfully in chocolate cake! Lots of recipes out there and makes it beautifully moist.

This is my tip too!

Breadcat24 · 26/05/2024 16:36

Enjoy your allotment and get well soon.
Plenty of time to plant onions, salad and put in some things like fruit bushes

Really cannot recommend these too highly
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YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 16:36

MrsScrubbingbrush · 26/05/2024 15:48

I'm with you @YaMuvva. My late mum used to add it to salads, along with grated cheese so you just ended up with a glutinous mess of pink cheese. Haven't been able to eat the stuff since then and that was about 50 years ago.

Yes with the congealed pink lumpy cheese 🤮

I actually have flashbacks of a stew type dish that my Nanna used to make that had beetroot and I think cottage cheese or similar white gunk plopped on top. it was considered rude to reject food on her side of the family, I remember faking illness whenever she served it as the smell used to make me heave. I remember plopping it into a napkin one day and it seeped through and stained my jeans.

We need a Beetroot PTSD support group.

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WearyAuldWumman · 26/05/2024 16:47

quantumbutterfly · 26/05/2024 16:14

You should plant a big stand of pampas grass before you start the rumour about the hot tub.

😂

Got home from uni, 1978.

"Mum! What happened to the pamas grass? Why did you get Dad to dig it up?"

"Never. You. Mind."

Callipygion · 26/05/2024 16:57

NoWordForFluffy · 26/05/2024 16:28

This is my tip too!

I will be the first to admit I’ve never tasted it, but putting vegetables in a cake (ie beetroot, or carrot even) just sounds wrong. All kinds of wrong. 🤮

Oh and have you tried a cheese and beetroot (pickled of course) sandwiches? Gorgeous!

YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 16:58

WearyAuldWumman · 26/05/2024 16:47

😂

Got home from uni, 1978.

"Mum! What happened to the pamas grass? Why did you get Dad to dig it up?"

"Never. You. Mind."

Ill never forget the day I told my mum that pampas grass in your front garden is the sign of being a swinger and she had a massive sulk and spent the afternoon huffily ripping hers out as we all watched on giggling as she refused to help (then of course when there was a handful left, complained no one had helped her 🤣🤣)

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NoWordForFluffy · 26/05/2024 16:58

Callipygion · 26/05/2024 16:57

I will be the first to admit I’ve never tasted it, but putting vegetables in a cake (ie beetroot, or carrot even) just sounds wrong. All kinds of wrong. 🤮

Oh and have you tried a cheese and beetroot (pickled of course) sandwiches? Gorgeous!

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Bizarrely, it's very right indeed! 🤷‍♀️

HappiestSleeping · 26/05/2024 17:00

YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 16:58

Ill never forget the day I told my mum that pampas grass in your front garden is the sign of being a swinger and she had a massive sulk and spent the afternoon huffily ripping hers out as we all watched on giggling as she refused to help (then of course when there was a handful left, complained no one had helped her 🤣🤣)

The things one learns on mumsnet. Every day is a school day.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 26/05/2024 17:03

I know it’s so good for you, but I just hate the taste and texture. But I’m trying to up my intake of veg (especially veg good for blood)) so I’m going to force it down. I like the idea of it with Camembert!

I like beetroot juice, topped with some freshly squeezed orange juice to sweeten it and water (fizzy for preference).

YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 17:06

To be clear - I will never mix beetroot and cheese, because the cheese turns pink and it’s just wrong on so many levels. Pickled onions are far better and don’t make cheese a funny colour <bangs gavel>

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YaMuvva · 26/05/2024 17:07

I realise that contradicts my Camembert comment but I can hide a morsel in the Camembert and overpower it 😂

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Trishthedish · 26/05/2024 17:11

WearyAuldWumman · 26/05/2024 16:47

😂

Got home from uni, 1978.

"Mum! What happened to the pamas grass? Why did you get Dad to dig it up?"

"Never. You. Mind."

😂😂😂😂😂

MinervaMcGonagallsCat · 26/05/2024 17:12

Beetroot, goats cheese and walnut salad is nectar from heaven.

mrsbyers · 26/05/2024 17:16

Get some golden beetroot planted , we just sowed ours yesterday along with ‘normal’ and the yellow / red rings version - I love it and currently paying almost £2 for a small tub of hot and spicy fresh stuff

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