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CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?

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YaMuvva · 09/05/2024 15:24

New thread! Last one was here
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5049200-cf-allotment-thief-part-3-the-plot-thickens-and-auditions-begin-for-the-west-end-musical?page=38&reply=135136744

So a quick update.

DH dropped me off for my surgery this morning then dropped the kids at school before heading to the allotment. Babs was there gardening as were some other people on their own plots. All her crap was still there

DH went up and reminded her that she needs to be off the plot by the 20th. She said that she is awaiting advice from her solicitor to see if she can challenge us. She also said if the solicitor says she has to be off, she will be gone by the 20th but isn’t giving it up without checking if she has rights first. She did a fair bit of guilt tripping to DH about how she has spent 10 years being part of a community and having a hobby and she now has to give it all up but he held strong and told her, unless she comes back with a legitimate legal claim her property will be off the allotment by the 21st - wether it’s removed by her or by him.

However - enter Penfold stage right

Penfold is what we are calling the allotment neighbour who marched over from the other side of the plots (because that’s who he looks like). He started shouting at DH saying “You’re a bully! Fancy picking on an old lady and taking her allotment off her after all her years of hard work”. He pointed out it’s his allotment now and Penfold said that “just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner”. He then start saying “What do you know about gardening pretty boy? These allotments should be for real gardeners not pretty boys like you”

When DH told me this I laughed so hard I thought my stitches may burst 😂 DH IS very pretty but he’s also mid-40’s and hasn’t been called pretty in many many years. We are in semi-rural Yorkshire though and a man wearing a top that isn’t either blue black or white is considered a feminine.

When DH stated he does actually know about gardening, Penfold was all “Yeah right yeah right all you know about is putting your make up on” 🤣🤣 and said how these allotment owners have been around for decades he can’t just barge in and kick people out. DH said he was half expecting Penfold to say “this is a local allotment for local people”.

Then it was BABS of all people who told Penfold to STFU. Not quite those words but she said “oh do calm down Nigel”. The other plot owners just kept their heads down apparently. DH took off in the end but he is considering buying a Danger Mouse t-shirt to wear when he gardens. I’ve told him I can help him apply his make up 😂.

Anyway Babs’s words don’t exactly fill me with confidence but it’s better than flat out refusing to leave I suppose. I’m absolutely confident that legally she hasn’t a leg to stand on, but that doesn’t mean some dodgy solicitor won’t claim otherwise for a bit of easy money off her. Either way unless there is a claim that has legs (highly unlikely) DH will be round on the 21st to set up his stuff. PP were right about insane allotment owners - but we are just gonna have to lump it and not let Penfold ruin our time there.

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AlanBrendaCelia · 13/05/2024 23:04

MINOR UPDATE

Well this is a turn up for the books - Sally has well thrown Babs under the bus.

@YaMuvva either I haven’t checked all the replies or you missed an opportunity for an allotment themed pun. Surely you meant to type this is a turnip for the books?

disclaimer - if anyone else has beaten to the pun, and I didn’t notice when reading the replies, it’s not my fault, it’s because [insert fake reason here].

dapsnotplimsolls · 13/05/2024 23:32

Verbally my arse.

YaMuvva · 13/05/2024 23:44

AlanBrendaCelia · 13/05/2024 23:04

MINOR UPDATE

Well this is a turn up for the books - Sally has well thrown Babs under the bus.

@YaMuvva either I haven’t checked all the replies or you missed an opportunity for an allotment themed pun. Surely you meant to type this is a turnip for the books?

disclaimer - if anyone else has beaten to the pun, and I didn’t notice when reading the replies, it’s not my fault, it’s because [insert fake reason here].

Morgan Freeman Applause GIF by The Academy Awards

Turnip for the books

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slore · 14/05/2024 00:39

I know it's hard and not the time for stress, but I think it would be worth chasing compensation (or at least a token settlement from Sally). In order to get other neighbours on side, it would be helpful if you could demonstrate that you are actually the victim, which compensation would prove. CF play the victim, and it works, so I would suggest fighting fire with fire.

By fraudulently selling the property to you as a vacant possession in order to increase the value of her property, Sally has caused you to not have full access to your own land and garage, and to immediately come into dispute with new neighbours when you've only just moved into the area. This has resulted in you and your husband being on the receiving end of abuse, first from Babs and now from her allotment crony. Your new home is now a hostile and unwelcoming environment, when you are ill, have faced major abdominal surgery and radiotherapy.

Babs colluded with Sally's fraud, in order that she could keep occupying land that isn't hers. She also participated in abuse (and no doubt slander) towards you.

Your house would have been worth less if it had been sold truthfully as having the allotment and garage occupied. You deserve to receive at least the difference of the true value of your house and what you actually paid.

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 14/05/2024 00:53

CaptainMyCaptain · 13/05/2024 19:32

I hope you feel better soon. I had a hysterectomy when I was 45 and not having periods any more was fantastic.

Derail alert 😁
I love that film too
@CaptainMyCaptain

YaMuvva · 14/05/2024 01:02

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 14/05/2024 00:53

Derail alert 😁
I love that film too
@CaptainMyCaptain

Edited

OMG that is my go-to crying film

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sashh · 14/05/2024 03:16

OP

When your DH and DB go can you go with them just to film them? Just in case Babs does try to claim anything?

CaptainMyCaptain · 14/05/2024 06:55

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 14/05/2024 00:53

Derail alert 😁
I love that film too
@CaptainMyCaptain

Edited

Was that a reference to my name? I don't know a film with thst name. My name was a very old quote from The Archers which was itself a line from a poem by Walt Whitman

Unopenedpackofmenssocks · 14/05/2024 07:04

I thought it was a ref to Dead Poets’ Society.

As a lifelong Archers listener I can only assume you are referring to Jack Woolley’s dog?

YaMuvva · 14/05/2024 07:36

Yes Dead poets Society!

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DeanElderberry · 14/05/2024 07:40

I'm picturing the 21st, with the menfolk striding on to the plot at dawn and spending some hours doing manly things, preferably dressed in shirts of a colour that will mislead Not-Nigel so that when YaMuvva totters on, frail but glamorous, embraces OH, maybe sobs a little with relief that Babs has gone, and sinks into a deckchair, he starts to melt down.

If that's followed by a little 'yes, she seems so calm and capable, but she's always been sensitive, even when we were children' from her brother, all good. I don't approve of dragging children into adult fights, but otoh if they were to arrive clutching radish seeds (maybe nasturtiums would be better in case it gets hot) with cries of 'hello daddy, hello uncle, hello mummy, has the nasty old lady gone, can we plant our garden now?' it should get the message across to the fellow plot owners. Letting the children have a row of peas that they can eat directly from the plants later in the summer would be an all-round win.

Such good (if totally to be expected) news that Babs is generally unpopular and seen for what she is.

CaptainMyCaptain · 14/05/2024 07:46

Unopenedpackofmenssocks · 14/05/2024 07:04

I thought it was a ref to Dead Poets’ Society.

As a lifelong Archers listener I can only assume you are referring to Jack Woolley’s dog?

Edited

Yes, Jack Woolley's dog - over 30 years ago! I have never seen Dead Poet's Society but was familiar with the Walt Whitman poem.

When Jack Woolley's dog, Captain, died Jack cried 'O Captain my Captain!'.

diddl · 14/05/2024 08:01

we had a gossip and she said Babs (who she lives across the road from) is v hated and so many people has had problems with her on the street except Sally.

Probably because she was using the allotment!

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 14/05/2024 09:29

CaptainMyCaptain · 14/05/2024 06:55

Was that a reference to my name? I don't know a film with thst name. My name was a very old quote from The Archers which was itself a line from a poem by Walt Whitman

Yes it related to your username.

The words are very poignant in
The Dead Poets Society

When the students try to show solidarity for their teacher they individually stand on their school tables and say ‘captain my captain’……in front of the unreasonable headmaster.

They use the words in reference to their teacher teaching them Walt Whitmans poems

Its a real teary moment.

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 14/05/2024 09:30

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 14/05/2024 09:29

Yes it related to your username.

The words are very poignant in
The Dead Poets Society

When the students try to show solidarity for their teacher they individually stand on their school tables and say ‘captain my captain’……in front of the unreasonable headmaster.

They use the words in reference to their teacher teaching them Walt Whitmans poems

Its a real teary moment.

Oh OK I didn’t notice others had posted before me!
🤣🤣

YaMuvva · 14/05/2024 09:35

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 14/05/2024 09:29

Yes it related to your username.

The words are very poignant in
The Dead Poets Society

When the students try to show solidarity for their teacher they individually stand on their school tables and say ‘captain my captain’……in front of the unreasonable headmaster.

They use the words in reference to their teacher teaching them Walt Whitmans poems

Its a real teary moment.

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

Do you think I should do this on my camp chair once DH finishes populating the plot? Obviously when Penfold is there. I’ll probably end up arse up in the soil but it will be funny

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DeanElderberry · 14/05/2024 09:42

DO NOT stand on a camp chair. Just no. Those stockings are bad enough, you don't need a plaster cast in the middle of the summer.

YaMuvva · 14/05/2024 09:43

DeanElderberry · 14/05/2024 09:42

DO NOT stand on a camp chair. Just no. Those stockings are bad enough, you don't need a plaster cast in the middle of the summer.

Can I stand on a vegetable box then?
What about my vegetable throne 😂

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MarkWithaC · 14/05/2024 09:46

Interesting that Babs is generally hated.
It is often true, in my (bitter) experience, that unpleasant or bullying people who you initially think have the 'gang' around them and unanimous support turn out not to; it's just that most people don't dare speak out of turn or stand up to them until or unless they feel supported. Vicious circle. But when it's broken it is SUCH a blessed relief.

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 14/05/2024 10:24

YaMuvva · 14/05/2024 09:35

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

Do you think I should do this on my camp chair once DH finishes populating the plot? Obviously when Penfold is there. I’ll probably end up arse up in the soil but it will be funny

🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fantastic!

godmum56 · 14/05/2024 10:52

the Walt Whitman line was used in Dharma and Greg in a different context....the Goose competition.

ColdInApril · 14/05/2024 10:56

I’ve just been catching up and this is an excellent twist, totally worthy of an adaptation.

I hope you feel better soon.

CaptainMyCaptain · 14/05/2024 11:10

godmum56 · 14/05/2024 10:52

the Walt Whitman line was used in Dharma and Greg in a different context....the Goose competition.

I saw a few episodes of that years ago but don't remember that bit.

godmum56 · 14/05/2024 11:49

CaptainMyCaptain · 14/05/2024 11:10

I saw a few episodes of that years ago but don't remember that bit.

Dharma And Greg Season 1 Episode 22 Much Ado During Nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJWYmF7skdk

BrownTroutBluesAgain · 14/05/2024 12:04

godmum56 · 14/05/2024 11:49

Interesting that they’ve put Whitman and Shakespeare together.
But that’s a whole other thread 🤪