7 bowls of all-bran...

[AllBranEater]

Hi,
I had 7 bowls of all-bran this morning, and I'm now really uncomfortable. Will I be ok?

Why? 😮

No. You are going to explode at 6.35pm - it will be an internationally noticeable event - Code Brown.

Is this a new angle for the poo troll

Placemarking. I have high hopes for where this is going.

You'd better log it with 101 so they can notify the proper authorities.

Why did you do that?!

Why did you do that? Also how did you do that?

Same

Definitely not the poo troll. I ate 7 bowls because my key worker has been encouraging me to binge on healthy food rather than unhealthy.

Could you be referred to a dietician? It sounds like you could do with some guidance.

I'm afraid you weren't given very good advice.

You're going to be a bit miserable for a day or two unfortunately.

Make sure you drink a shit ton (literally) of water.

ROFL @ 'log it'.

sniggering childishly

You're in the danger zone. Call your friends and loved ones and say your goodbyes 😢

I’m not sure this is what she had in mind. All Bran is really high in sugar. I imagine she meant vegetables or nuts.

Thanks, I'm pushing the water - I take meds that can be dangerous if constipated, so I don't want that to happen.

The OP will certainly be "logging" later!

Didn’t she think it might be helpful to have a bit more variety?

Your problem is going to be the complete opposite of constipation 😬

Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick... 💥

You could’ve taken 3 or 4 vitamin C instead.

I did this when I got the munchies. It took days for my tummy to stop sounding and feeling like my washing machine when I put too much clothes in it.

LTB

(lose the brick)

Seven bowls? In this economy?! You must be rich.

Lose The Bran 😆