Silly songs you remember from early childhood

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Mr Gasp is just running through a few of those on Spotify.

So far we've had:

Right Said Fred (made me sad, hearing dear Bernard Cribbins )
Nelly the Elephant
Loving you has made me bananas
Run Rabbit Run

I'm hoping for A Windmill in Old Amsterdam soon.

Any other suggestions?

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me I'm always eating worms!

Mud, Mud, glorious Mud.

Great stuff, all! We're watching rubbish TV now, but I'll catch up with this at some point.

🎼🎶 Hello mother hello father, here I am at Camp Granada

My old man said follow the van

Right said Fred

The old woman who swallowed a fly

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony

If I had a hammer

Mud, Mud, Glorious Mud
Hole in the Ground (Bernard Cribbins again!)
A Old Windmill in Old Amsterdam
the Court of King Caractacus

So many memories. Our friends used to have a party at Christmas and we always had a silly song which we were notified of in advance - most of which are on this thread.. It was roared out at frequent intervals throughout the evening with varying degrees of drunkenness the later it got, usually with very expansive arm gestures😁 The version of An Old Windmill by me and Mr Wine is apparently legendary....

I've no idea why this had posted twice

Mud, Mud, Glorious Mud
Hole in the Ground (Bernard Cribbins again!)
A Old Windmill in Old Amsterdam
the Court of King Caractacus

So many memories. Our friends used to have a party at Christmas and we always had a silly song which we were notified of in advance - most of which are on this thread.. It was roared out at frequent intervals throughout the evening with varying degrees of drunkenness the later it got, usually with very expansive arm gestures😁 The version of An Old Windmill by me and Mr Wine is apparently legendary....

The big rock candy mountain

The runaway train

Sparky’s magic piano

Right said Fred.
Star Trekking.
Captain Beakey
D.I.V.O.R.C.E by Billy Connolly.
A Taste of Aggro by the Baron Knights.
Live in Trouble,also by the Baron Knights.
My Brother by Terry Scott.

Herbert the hedgehog
Look and you'll find him still
Herbert the hedgehog
Address number two, the hill

About a hedgehog who tidies up a park by rolling round to pick up litter on his spikes

Many already mentioned. I also loved Lily the Pink when I was a kid.

Loathed The Laughing Policeman.

The song that never ends

🎵🎶Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith🎵🎶

Not technically from being small, I was about 12.

But Aruba, Jamaica, OOH I wanna take ya! Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama!

La Mer Stilgoe and Skellern

Cauliflowers fluffy

don’t jump off the roof dad
paddy McGinty’s goat
rafferty’s motorcar

My husband and I both went to CofE primary schools and recently had a drunken hymn singalong (we're not religious but obviously had morning hymns and bible sessions which for some reason have remained deeply ingrained 😅)

So I feel I need to add some of those. Colours of Day. From the Tiny Ant. You can Build a Wall Around You. Give Me Oil in my Lamp. Many other people must have endured these!

Or the absolute worst - Kumbaya 😬

And Meaningless Songs (in very high voices) by the Hee Bee Gee Bees

There was I, diggin an ‘ole. ‘Ole in the ground sorta big and sorta round

and

My brother Sylveste (what)s he got?) he’s got a row of forty medals on his chest (big chest!)

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

in the middle of the house

gilly gilly ossen pepper katsanella bogan by the sea (or something)

someones in the kitchen with dinah

eye blinker main thinker nicky nacky nocky noo

Inchworm

Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit
There isn't any other stair quite - like - it
Im not at the bottom
and Im not at the top
So here is the stair where I - like - to - stop