Good names for showjumping horses

[SoMuchToBits]

I'm not looking for names for an actual real horse. But as a few of you may know, I sometimes post Playmobil dioramas on here. I'm planning something for the summer which will involve showjumping horses, and also dressage. They need names. If anyone can suggest some good names I'd be very grateful!

Thank you!

You could go retro and pick the names of some famous show jumpers from when it was on TV a lot. Ryan's son and Milton (both John Whittaker)

Or how about from Jilly Cooper novels. Revenge, Macaulay, Sailor.

I know some showjumpers. Stable name Mitzi - Cheyenne Ballon(!) Archie - Razzle Dazzle and a few other where I just know their stable names, Star, Tippy, Patrick, Mags, Flynn.

I did once go as far as to nearly register a racehorse with Weatherbys as Brian the Racehorse. Stupid other owners outvoted me.

Jumpy mcjumperson

Brill.

Leapydoptorist

maybe a magic roundabout theme - zebedee, Brian, Ermintrude, Dylan, Dougal, Florence.

My fave was 'Like The Wind'. Was announced at shows as '-riders name- riding Like The Wind. Can't remember her stable name.

Probably better for a show jumper/eveter rather than dressage, though!

Montgomery , nn Monty
Willoughby, nn Wills
Donovan , nn Donny
Sullivan, BnB Sully

Cavalier nn Cali
Brigadoon, nn Doon
Regiment, Nn Reg

Duchess
Dowager, nn Gilly

Clarissa
Loretta
Petula, nn Petal

A lot of top show jumpers are sponsored by companies and it used to be a thing that there was a prefix before a name, for example Sanyo Skyflyer. Obviously yours would be sponsored by Playmobile…?? Often there is a prefix from a stud, ie, Oakhill Dream or Oakhill Star.

One that includes Norman, the foreman so often featured.

Norman's Conquest perhaps?

That's so weird. I came on to say the same thing!

Prancing Queen
Stable Diet
Ali Gee Gee
Hoarse Whisper
Purple Rein
Wild Oats
Jumping Jack Flash

There are many MNisms that would make excellent showjumping horse names:

Naice Ham
Dressing Gown of Doom
Snapped and Farted
Cancel the Cheque
Another Parking One
Centerparcs Bumfun
Roman Empire
LTB
Stole my Baby Name
Penisbeaker

Some of these suggestions are priceless! Keep them coming. I particularly like Norman's Conquest, Dressing Gown of Doom and Jumpy Mcjumperson!

Playmobil Bouncer

Balonz

Caberneigh and Chardonneigh.

@CultOfTheAirFryer wine not?

Horses d'ouvres
Got the Trots
Nagging Cow
Fanny Gallops
Prancing Queen
What a Mare
Sylvester Stallion
Buckingham Plodder
A Good Ride
Tug a Forelock

Auspice

GlassbytheSink

Some more good names. Places in Playmoland include Ruggington, Lowbeach-on-sea, Greenchester, Highbath, in case that's any help.

But we did have a horse called Ruggington Lass in the 2022 Platinum Cup race (for the Platinum Jubilee).

Bumcrumpet.

One of my favourite childhood books, Pickles the Pony.
Mr Ed
Flicka
Clutching My Pearl's

Any more ideas would be most welcome!

What about adding a few Mumsnet Buzzwords to the playmobile places?

Ruggington It’s a Parking One.
Highbath Disney Dad.
Wendied Lowbeach