Any CF Karma stories

[Bethany83]

Inspired by yesterday's thread of the bill splitting karma, which was very uplifting to read, can anyone share any stories where CF got their come uppence? These will be a wonderful read for all especially victims of CF!
I don't have any to offer I am afraid...

They ricotta let it go.

Enough of the cheesy jokes, I want more cheeky fucker karma stories please. 🙏

@Stopsmotheringmeeeeeee I know it's not what you want to hear but I'm going to say... Yes it's a ring.
Sorry 😞
Hope you and your DD are OK.

Thank God!

A philologist to the rescue.

Thank you Sinner - I will no longer publicly embarrass myself by asking for "More than one Twix, please, but less than three. Thank you"

I can hardly wait! "Two Twices, please!" 🤗

Edited to add that I feel very intelligent to know this. 😁

You're thinking of Ricicles. They used to be twicicles as nicicles.

I don't know if they still are. I'm a CocoPops girl myself.

Edited for ridiculous spellings! You wouldn't believe what autocarrot is capable of doing with that second sentence!

Cheesus, take it cheesy.

We've run out of CF drama stories, hence the deviation into cheese and Twices.

Because she looked down on me for having a friend that was a boy and occasionally wearing a vest top when her granddaughters were shagging round most of the town.

I wasn't looking down on anyone, apart form the girl that had a baby with married sx trafficker... how intolerant of me 🙄

I like a Quarky sense of humour...

Here's bit of Karma
O.J Simpson has died.
I don't believe he was innocent of his crimes at all.
I know it's not a CF story but kind of relevant.

( and no someone dying is not karma I know that.)

I agree, this is such a mean spirited post. And a weird concept of karma.

I hope you aren't feeling cannelloni right now

Just saw that too. I don’t think it’s karma though, he should have died in prison.

Dammit 😭

But I appreciate you checking, thanks @GeorgesMarvelousCalpol 🧡

Just had a mini of these...

Idiot following me as we are over taking some traffic. I just get back into the single traffic lane, idiot overtakes me so definitely get back in on time. Flicks me the bird. Then starts swerving in a double white line trying to overtake a learner. He eventually does it on a dotted solid line but, which tbh unless it's a really slow tractor not really worth it. Idiot hopes to fly off into the distance. Only to immediately get behind a lorry and a speed camera. All that effort to just be 3 cars in front of me the whole time

Yes I wished he'd carried on so that I could have over taken him at the many roundabouts where I go where the least traffic goes. Or he had been flashed by the newish speed camera or the police had been in the vacinity

I see this so often. People fly past and then you catch them in traffic or at a junction. Never quite sure what they think they'll achieve!

I see this so often. People fly past and then you catch them in traffic or at a junction. Never quite sure what they think they'll achieve!

Me too- it makes me laugh. I had this the other day. Guy revving behind me, tailgating me, - it was a 30mph zone! Then made a huge big show of overtaking me like a rocket, sped up the road and not 30 seconds later had to stop for a red light. I drove up behind him to stop and was laughing- I hope he saw me in his mirror. I know this particular light well and it takes ages so we were all stopped there for what felt like ages. What an absolute prick. I also love when this happens and you pull up next to them at the lights. I always turn my head to look at them and they always furiously try to not make eye contact 😂

Oh - we're moving onto pasta now?

This is spirali-ing out of control!

not a karma story but somethings I believe are true.

Always say hello to beggars in the street, you don't know why they're there and never know if it will be you some day.

Always say hello to people on reception and the security types you never know when you will forget your pass at your desk and need to be let back in without doing a massive song and dance.

Always say hello and be polite to the cleaning staff - they literally have to put up with shit and are working very hard for very little money.

And as for the stories some have been relating about someone being ratty when the story teller was having a bad time....

About 20 years back my dad was in very poor health and I didn't get to see him as he was dying as I live in the UK and he lived in Canada. So eventually he died and I needed to arrange to go to be with my family.

A very jolly chap I worked with rang up to arrange a meeting and I had to say no I wouldn't be able to make it as I'd be in Canada. Jolly chap pipes up "oh lovely going to have a nice time visiting with everyone and slapping mounties on the bum?!!" My reply was "no it's for my dad's funeral" and burst into tears. He was incredibly apologetic and spent about 10 minutes saying "oh sorry, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to upset you, So sorry".

I know he meant it and quite frankly I almost started laughing he sounded so upset himself.

Personally when we react to these things I do think that the vast majority of people who've said "smile" or whatever would love to sink into the ground or do whatever they could to make you feel better or take back their words.

This is joyous, isn't it?!

TG sounds great!

Penne for your thoughts...? 😉

@jackstini - that's so funny. What did he say when you said it had been him?

@jackstini

I smiled and said 'you'

Brilliant! How many shades of red did he go?

And what an utter plank he was to you afterwards when you resigned as well. He obviously harboured a grudge from that training session and couldn't wait to stab you in the back. A creature with a piece of wood where a heart should be. 🌹

@NachoCheesed Love the NC NC!

But is at a NC, or are they NC, or do they just want some NC?