Any CF Karma stories

[Bethany83]

Inspired by yesterday's thread of the bill splitting karma, which was very uplifting to read, can anyone share any stories where CF got their come uppence? These will be a wonderful read for all especially victims of CF!
I don't have any to offer I am afraid...

Bet she has a feta time than you.

I'll brie the judge of that.

Ds did something similar years ago

He had a young but nasty teacher-i had dealings with her and she just enjoyed being nasty and on a power trip

He could be cheeky,he is the best at one liners but not a trouble maker at all

He was in class one day and put his hand up

'Miss I feel sick'

'Put your hand down,your not going to the toliet'

'But miss,I really feel sick'

'YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THE TOLIET!'

by this time,his friend was trying to tell her ds had gone white but she snarled at him to 'shut up'

Ds stood up,leaned over

And threw up,partly in her handbag

I did smirk when I got the phone call home-it had only been the week earlier that she'd had to phone me over something dd had done and she'd made it clear my dd was 100% to blame for whatever it was (dd wasn't innocent at all but more 50% to blame) as the other child didn't come from a single parent family (i was a single parent) and where a lot more middle class than I am so dd was automatically to blame-any kids in the school that caused an ounce of trouble where the offspring of single parent families according to this woman

Served her right to be fair

I love all the cheesy puns 😄. Keep going!

NC has become the new Cancel the Cheque
( for those who remember)

Twox 😉

I love all the cheesy puns 😄. Keep going!

Careful what you Swiss for.

Any responsible owner will have their horse insured for accidental damage.

Dairy-leave the cheese puns alone🧀

2 work ones

Worked in a travel agent, assistant manager. We had to make sure we asked people what passports they have, as visa requirements differ by country. A recent customer who had a non-UK passport (think it was Jamaica) needed a visa for Greece. The person booking them hadn't checked and he got sent back to the UK when he landed. To make it worse, it was their honeymoon. When they stormed back in (understandably!) the person who had booked it was off, so I sorted it out by upgrading them to a better holiday to somewhere he could go and off they went

Next day, I used the example in staff training to remind everyone to check this.
The manager was really arsey, saying the person who did this was stupid and needed to be disciplined and I needed to out them. I said I would take it up with them directly after the training; what was important was making sure everyone knew how important it was. He went on and on saying that person did not deserve their job and very intimidatingly shouted 'does anyone have a problem with the person being named?' No-one spoke so he turned and smugly said to me 'well then, who is the idiot'

I smiled and said 'you'

Second one - when I felt it was time to move on (been there 9 years, no progression in my region) I was very open, telling the (same!) manager that I was planning to leave, when I had interviews (on my day off) and even faxed him from holiday to confirm my resignation, giving extra notice. He never replied

On getting home, I found a letter saying I was not allowed to work my notice or enter the premises, neither was I allowed to go to the annual award event that month, where I was due to collect 2 prizes. I was so upset after 9 years of service (& it was my first job) and thinking I had not done anything wrong
I decided I had to go in to the shop, because I needed things from my locker, but thought I could ask a colleague to do that and made sure manager was on his day off
When I arrived, everyone was really off with me, turning their back and giving me dirty looks. Eventually I asked why and one of them said 'well what do you expect when you have refused to work your notice because you are too good for us now?' I burst into tears and handed her the letter and she took me upstairs to calm down.

I wrote on top of the letter 'Please see below, will miss you all, I will be in the pub over the road if you want to say goodbye' Then photocopied it and left one on every single person's desk so they would know what a spiteful shite he was

We had a great afternoon in the pub and I think he lost any respect he had from most staff pretty much overnight

How dairy not love these cheese puns?

I'm loving them , too!

Other people's wit and imagination are amazing

HOW DO THEY THINK OF THESE THINGS? 🤔

They are brilliant! 😄

I'm sure they would, but a claim would push up their premiums.

I'd like to think it was at least "knock for knock". (Better still, all the driver's fault)

Bella is my new hero, @VelcroRevolver!

Just imagine if she and Enormo-Cob had foals - would they be twice as dim or twice as bright?

If there aren't, maybe MNHQ would sponsor us to do such a trial, @Emotionalsupportviper. Frankly, looking at my waist line (which is more of an Equator now), I have been training for this my whole life!

<interlocks fingers and flexes them>

Ready when you are, Genius

Somebody has to take one for the team,

REP22 · Today 11:18

+ +wixs? Twixes? Twixi? What's the plural of Twix?! Is it Twix?! + +

Twox

Appendix - appendices, cervix - cervices - therefore Twices.

😂

@SinnerBoy twices nice

I am seriously considering adding some Twices to my Sainsburys order for this weekend.

It certainly would be twices nice as just having the one Twix....I'll get my coat 😆

Nacho Cheesed for this (a new verb) as it's a little outing.

Ex-DP was an abusive and violent wanker to me and every other woman in his life. A narcissist arsehole.

He lived at my address for all of 3 weeks before I saw through his bullshit and got rid of him (or so I thought)

This just started a whole year or so of abuse, stalking and harassment including from his new 'soulmate' woman.

Anyway I managed to get a restraining order against him and that was that.

Imagine my surprise when a letter turned up at my house in his name. I popped it straight back in the post with 'not known at the address'

Anyway more of the same letter turned up so curiosity got the better of me and I opened one of them.

Turned out he'd changed the log book of his car to my address and hadn't changed it when I turfed him out. The letter was a fine for parking his precious car where he shouldn't have done.

Now, as I had a restraining order, I couldn't contact him so just kept returning to sender.

I imagine the fine is getting bigger and bigger as he obviously hasn't paid it and I believe it's now going to court for a CCJ.

He caused me hell for a whole year so now he can have 6 years of his credit score taking a hit. Karma I believe for being such a twat.

I love it! He deserved it and more.

My child's dad hasn't seen her since she was 3 (so nearly 10 years). He owes thousands in maintenance. He was an abusive, gaslighting psychopath.

Shortly after I left him, he met and married someone, and had a child with her. I was never sure if she knew about his daughter with me.

My child has really suffered - I'm currently paying for bloody expensive therapy.

From the little I've been able to glimpse from online nosing over the years, they have an idyllic life. It's always sickened me that he's been able to present this false persona to someone who appears, from what I can tell, to be a decent person (I mean if she knows he's abandoned my child, then obviously she's not that decent).

The other day, after not having thought about them for ages,.I had a snoop on her insta (she does holistic treatments etc) and there was an 'inspirational' quote about being single- I don't think it was meant to be in her words per se but it did include the words 'I'm single'. I almost jumped for joy- this man does NOT deserve happiness!!!!! She's seen the light I thought. It filled me with glee I am not ashamed to say.

But then upon further snooping and extreme zooming in, I saw a very recent video with her still wearing a wedding ring. I was beyond disappointed.

HOWEVER, having had another look- I'm now not sure whether the 'ring' is just a bump where the ring used to be?

I know this is not quite the point of the thread (and is probably in poor taste, so shoot me) but please Mumsnet, help me get back that feeling of evil joy!!

Ring or no ring??!?

(L, if you see this, and you haven't done so already - I hope you get rid of that abusive, gaslighting, child abandoning compulsive liar).

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I'll bEdammed if I let those CFers get the better of me

I am fearful for the Emmenthal health of all these punsters.