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Any CF Karma stories

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Bethany83 · 04/04/2024 10:44

Inspired by yesterday's thread of the bill splitting karma, which was very uplifting to read, can anyone share any stories where CF got their come uppence? These will be a wonderful read for all especially victims of CF!
I don't have any to offer I am afraid...

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Beefycurrynight · 14/05/2024 18:13

SinnerBoy · 14/05/2024 14:18

Here's an instant Karma one from Germany, a would be rapist lost his arm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13415983/Sex-attacker-loses-arm-tram-Germany.html

Hope it was his wanking arm . Shame it wasn't his cock instead.

Fieldsofgold1 · 14/05/2024 23:34

He died suddenly at the most emotionally charged time of year.

Or her partner died suddenly at the most emotionally charged time of year. Either way both were responsible for having destroyed me and several others emotionally and mentally some years earlier.

LakeTiticaca · 15/05/2024 12:31

Soubriquet · 03/05/2024 16:25

Kinda like this one really

link

Excellent, absolutely top class 👏 👌 😆

RubyMentor · 22/08/2024 15:52

JustFannyingAboot · 09/04/2024 11:52

Me and my colleague occasionally went out for a drink and to bingo at the weekends and I new that she was getting divorced from her husband who had cheated on her and left her for the OW. My colleague was left to pick up the pieces with the kids, including the financial burden since her husband was blowing his earnings on impressing OW. Well, a few weeks before the divorce was finalised we went to the bingo and we ended up winning a smallish six figure sum. We always split any winnings but we agreed that the winnings would be paid to me only until her divorce was finalised. The week after the divorce I transferred her her half of the winnings, her ex got fuck all he didn't deserve it. We have both never told anyone about our wee win and are just grateful that we can be quietly comfortable. She and her kids are fine. Her ex husband is now single after OW left him, and broke. I've seen a
few pity-party poor me messages he has sent to my colleague now that he has to pay for everything alone. Poor guy doesn't quite understand how my colleague is managing without him.

That warms the cockles of my heart 😉

WelshMoth · 27/08/2024 21:05

TheCadoganArms · 03/05/2024 16:41

Years ago when I was playing rugby my team used to base ourselves in a pub as we had no bar in our clubhouse. On a typical Saturday evening you had four home sides and a couple of away teams enjoying a few beers. One time a group of Chelsea fans came in and were minding their own business up until the BBC sports results service came up on the big screen. A young lad on my team was a Liverpool fan and he made a fairly innocuous 'Yessss' excited sound when he saw that Liverpool had won their game. The Chelsea lads in the corner upon seeing this could not comprehend being a pub with a Liverpool fan and made a bee line towards this young lad with fists clenched and shouting all sorts of abuse. It was quite crazy just how upset these dickheads were but they had only made it halfway across the room before you heard the collective scrape of about thirty chairs being pushed backwards and a whole pub of rugby players standing up to defend the young lad. Watching the yobs stop in their tracks and see the blood drain from their faces was a sight to behold. Cue lots of backtracking and stammering "we were only joking" nonsense. I remember one particularly enormous back rower gently make his way to the front of the crowd and walk up to the Chelsea guys, lean over them and politely says "Your problem is that we are not stuck inside with you, you are stuck inside with us, I think its probably best that you leave...........now" which they did with a flurry of apologies.

This is such a good one.

pleasehelpwi3 · 20/10/2024 12:14

Not so much karma.
A builder came to my flat. He gave me the bill and asked for an extra tenner on top to pay the congestion charge. I said no. He looked sad.
We don't live in the congestion charge zone!

Cattenberg · 20/10/2024 16:02

pleasehelpwi3 · 20/10/2024 12:14

Not so much karma.
A builder came to my flat. He gave me the bill and asked for an extra tenner on top to pay the congestion charge. I said no. He looked sad.
We don't live in the congestion charge zone!

Reminds me of the mobile hairdresser who increased her prices because her “electricity charges had gone up”. It was her customers’ electricity that she used!

NeverEnoughPants · 20/10/2024 16:07

Cattenberg · 20/10/2024 16:02

Reminds me of the mobile hairdresser who increased her prices because her “electricity charges had gone up”. It was her customers’ electricity that she used!

So?

Presumably her hairdressing income is what she used to pay her bills - food, telephone, council tax and, yes, electricity.

Pretty sure she didn't use her customers electricity in order to heat her home.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 20/10/2024 16:08

Cattenberg · 20/10/2024 16:02

Reminds me of the mobile hairdresser who increased her prices because her “electricity charges had gone up”. It was her customers’ electricity that she used!

This is such a CF thing to do, brass neck of her.

One mobile hairdresser I know is mostly mobile from her home. As in she didn’t like travelling to her clients’ homes. Sort of contradicts the mobile meaning of her term. She used to work for Toni and Guy for years in a big SE England town so had lots of experience with colour and cuts and was one of the reasons why I used her sometimes. I didn’t like the fact I had to wash and rinse the colour off (and do same eg wash my hair) plus I was always aware her DH (who wasn’t friendly) and DC were in the living room. Much prefer a salon!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 20/10/2024 16:11

NeverEnoughPants · 20/10/2024 16:07

So?

Presumably her hairdressing income is what she used to pay her bills - food, telephone, council tax and, yes, electricity.

Pretty sure she didn't use her customers electricity in order to heat her home.

It is a bit cheeky though to increase charges though of electricity and water etc when it’d be factored into the bill she charged clients.

NeverEnoughPants · 20/10/2024 16:12

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 20/10/2024 16:11

It is a bit cheeky though to increase charges though of electricity and water etc when it’d be factored into the bill she charged clients.

How can she factor a price increase into what she charges clients without increasing the amount she charges clients?

getthosetitsup · 20/10/2024 17:01

My nan lost her wedding ring, so my grandad got her cheap replacement. Many decades later he was ripping up some old lino and found her original ring under it.

When my nan died, my mum and auntie took a ring each. Auntie (well known for her grasping, grandad never trusted her) launched herself at the bigger ring, so my mum took the one that was left.

A few weeks later auntie told my mum they should swap rings because she "deserved the bigger ring, as she did more for their parents really after all". Mum declined and said she was happy with the ring she had thanks. Then told us "I suppose she got the replacement ring valued...".

Willowgirls · 20/10/2024 17:35

When I was 10 my older brother had to come from his grammar school to my junior school and walk me home.
Brother was a swot (his words) after this event. Glasses, satchel and horrible uniform.
2 lads from the local comprehensive school were bullies.
One day brother was late so I started to walk home. These 2 lads thought it would be fun to steal my bag and push me over then stamp on my hands.
At that moment brother came round the corner saw what was happening and went into fight mode.
One boy received a broken arm and broken nose.
Other one got a badly damaged knee and broken fingers.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 20/10/2024 18:06

NeverEnoughPants · 20/10/2024 16:07

So?

Presumably her hairdressing income is what she used to pay her bills - food, telephone, council tax and, yes, electricity.

Pretty sure she didn't use her customers electricity in order to heat her home.

If she’s a mobile hairdresser, she will be doing the hairdressing in her clients’ homes, so the costs of heating her own house are immaterial, surely, @NeverEnoughPants?

NeverEnoughPants · 20/10/2024 18:10

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 20/10/2024 18:06

If she’s a mobile hairdresser, she will be doing the hairdressing in her clients’ homes, so the costs of heating her own house are immaterial, surely, @NeverEnoughPants?

No?

Don't you think that wages should go up as the cost of living goes up, to help cover what they have to pay in order to live?

The rates a self employed person charges is the equivalent of that, and they need to increase their rates as the cost of living rises.

It's really not that complicated.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 20/10/2024 19:05

NeverEnoughPants · 20/10/2024 18:10

No?

Don't you think that wages should go up as the cost of living goes up, to help cover what they have to pay in order to live?

The rates a self employed person charges is the equivalent of that, and they need to increase their rates as the cost of living rises.

It's really not that complicated.

But surely their increased utility bills should not be passed onto clients who they visit at their own home?

I mean say one client has solar panels so ends up not paying much if at all for their heating, what happens there?

NeverEnoughPants · 20/10/2024 19:13

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 20/10/2024 19:05

But surely their increased utility bills should not be passed onto clients who they visit at their own home?

I mean say one client has solar panels so ends up not paying much if at all for their heating, what happens there?

Why not?

Should supermarkets not pass on the cost of increased wages to shoppers? It's essentially the same thing. The cost of living goes up, so wages go up. What a hairdresser charges is effectively their wages, which needs to be paid by their clients.

If it wasn't ok for self employed people to pass on their increased costs to their customers, they would never be able to increase their rates.

DublinFemale · 21/10/2024 06:45

It is the wording choice, cost of living, price increase in products, travel cost if fully mobile, all fully valid.

My hairdresser cited these reasons along with electricity which was valid as I go to her

It was the diesel in the explanation which caused the eyebrow raise. I don't cause her travel.

NeverEnoughPants · 21/10/2024 08:51

DublinFemale · 21/10/2024 06:45

It is the wording choice, cost of living, price increase in products, travel cost if fully mobile, all fully valid.

My hairdresser cited these reasons along with electricity which was valid as I go to her

It was the diesel in the explanation which caused the eyebrow raise. I don't cause her travel.

So you think that self employed people should only increase their prices if it's based on an increase in business costs? Despite the fact that's how they make their living?

If that's the case, businesses shouldn't increase wages, as their staff don't have increased business costs...

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 21/10/2024 09:31

In that case, it was worded badly, @NeverEnoughPants. I take your point about wages going up, so perhaps the hairdresser should have simply said she was putting her prices up in line with inflation.

Hoppinggreen · 21/10/2024 11:27

NeverEnoughPants · 21/10/2024 08:51

So you think that self employed people should only increase their prices if it's based on an increase in business costs? Despite the fact that's how they make their living?

If that's the case, businesses shouldn't increase wages, as their staff don't have increased business costs...

I am SE. I can raise my prices as much as I want whenever I want to.
I have to figure out how much more I can charge before I lose business but its entirely up to me and I certainly wouldn't justify it to my clients with a list of my overheads

NeverEnoughPants · 21/10/2024 14:24

Hoppinggreen · 21/10/2024 11:27

I am SE. I can raise my prices as much as I want whenever I want to.
I have to figure out how much more I can charge before I lose business but its entirely up to me and I certainly wouldn't justify it to my clients with a list of my overheads

Oh I completely agree that the hairdresser in no way needed to explain why she was raising her prices. But she's not a CF because she's raising her prices because her living costs have increased, which is what was being said on the thread.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 21/10/2024 17:36

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 21/10/2024 09:31

In that case, it was worded badly, @NeverEnoughPants. I take your point about wages going up, so perhaps the hairdresser should have simply said she was putting her prices up in line with inflation.

This makes more sense “putting up prices in line with inflation”.

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