I just said "Sausages"

[SlightlyJaded]

So, yeah...

I just said "Sausages" in the stupid, growly "That's Life" 'talking dog' voice (you'd have to be old to know what I'm talking about) to the Ocado delivery man, and now I can never order from Ocado again.

I don't know why I said it. I don't think I've ever said it out loud in my life before. I was about three when it was on TV and didn't even know I'd stored it in my brain.

I glanced in a bag and saw some sausages and it just came out.

Delivery man was quite young and fit and looked at me very briefly like I was mad. And then didn't react at all - which was worse. We both sort of pretended nothing happened.

"Sausages". In THAT voice.

FFS

It's the only way to say "sausages" in this house but we all get the joke.

Looking in a shopping bag and randomly saying "sausages" in that voice to the delivery guy has got me howling 😂

I too read the title in "that voice" without even opening the thread!!!

I used to work near Harrods and That's Life used too film in the street round the back. I'd see the team there on my way in. Loved that show

STOP IT!! 😂😂😂😂

It's "just the one Mrs Wembley" (from On The Up) in our house whenever DH and I have a drink. My DC look at us like we're mad, which makes it all the more funny 😂

Did you gnash your teeth as you said it though?

You’re going to have to open the door and shout this next time, OP.

Currently have a frozen shoulder and just made it hurt a hell of a lot by laughing, thanks OP didn’t realise how much I needed a proper laugh!

This has made me genuinely laugh out loud. Read it out to dh...we are both mortified and delighted by you. Ta.

It’s threads like this that keep me on MN.

I too said sausages in the voice before I opened it. My dog pricked his ears up, ran across the room, hurling himself at me (he’s a crazy loon)!

OMG, that literally made me laugh out loud. And long.

I can feel your embarrassment from here, and I know if it had been me, our house would be on the market now, and I'd be looking for somewhere at least 200 miles away 😅

Best thread of the day!

😂Thanks for the laugh OP! I didnt think I had seen many episodes of Thats Life but its surprising how often they pop into my mind!

Could have been worse, you could have said "ChEEEEEse, Gromit!!!"

Oh you poor tortured soul. You'll have to emigrate just to be sure to never see him again

No, they're "sausages!" 😂

🤣🤣🤣 I found the video of the 'sausages' dog on YouTube just recently, it's still hilarious to watch.

You've made my night 😂😂😂

Hahaha

DH and I said it to each other in M&S once when buying a pasta meal deal and the chap next to us joined in the skit. It was the highlight of the weekend

Yep, I do that too. As well as "I'm Dill the Dog. I'm a dog called Dill". Complete with panting.

I'm sure that the sausages dog also said "Essssssther". It took every ounce of self control not to say it like that when an Esther joined our team at work.

Oh god i have tears running down my face😂

Just as well she didn't order a bottle of Shake and Vac, and did the dance! 😂

Thank god you didn't spy a packet of Trios.... (shows age)

Thank you for this thread. Absolutely howling.

You probably made his day

--Even if he had no idea why you did it

😂😂😂

I wanna a trio and I want one NNNOOOWWWWW