Things your kids named which have stuck

[Eminybob]

What weird and wonderful words and phrases have your DC invented which have now replaced the actual word in your household?

I give you:

Minion Rolls (mini choc chips brioche rolls - presumably because they are shaped like minions)
Pano chocolate bar (pain au chocolat)
Beebo (pepperami - no idea why)
Cheese beebo (cheese string - I guess self explanatory)

Please no judging for the crap my DC eat 🤣

Dig dig - dog
Woah woah - phone
Cave - microwave

Giraffes are called moo-moo's.

Tunty - strawberries and a tunnel (no idea why the strawberries)

Not a word as such but ‘look after for’ instead of just ‘look after’. Still use that in the family as it’s so cute.

Tatos - potato
Schooly bouly- school (that's from my late mom)
Dandan - grandad
Boppy- bottle
Special soup - chicken stew
Lukewarm - shower
Just a few

Nap-nap apple, he’s 30 in a few weeks and we still call them nap-nap

ron-Ron, my dad called my eldest Jon-jon, next child couldn’t say it, my eldest is still called ron

lipstick - anything really liquid 😂, but the washing up liquid is always called this thanks to my youngest

gog - my FIL always called the tv a goggle box, one of them, I think the eldest called it gog, we all do all these years later, nice cup of tea and watch the gog 😂, my granddaughters call it that now too 😂😂

Red Cereal (Kelloggs Rice Krispie multi grain shapes)
Zee Zees ( Sylvanians)

DC keeps forgetting the word for his wrist so resorts to calling them 'hand ankles'.

We have a walk in cupboard in one bedroom, and when DD1 was little she was surprised to walk into the room and see another door, so she pointed and said "More door!"

The walk in cupboard has been known as Mordor ever since.

Sneezes don't get a 'bless you' but a 'sneezy bear' instead.
And most everyone in the family has 'bear' added to their names from time to time so i'm sometimes Mummybear and the dog is Spot Bear, adult child is Name Bear.

These are cute. I am especially loving hand ankles 🤣

Olaf's instead of olives.
And everything is yummytastic!

We change channel with the Miatroll

Radidator
Toyloit
Minsin tweeties - mints.
My bun - my bum.

It’s a bandy bandy ban - big white van

Still using it 10 years later

Rainbow = elbow
Lolly house - utility room (where we kept the ice lollies
Tumbly McWumbly - tumble dryer ... I made that one up lol

Ho Ho - Father Christmas

Does anyone else call the remote control the hoofer doofer? That one comes all the way from my childhood.

I love bandy bandy ban!

It's a Twit-twoo that makes the noise 'Oooooowwwwwllll'.

Punkin - Pumpkin
Adorbial- adorable
What do you like - what do you want to eat
Nuggies- chicken nuggets
Nohawk - someone who is bald (their dad)
Something for eat - can I have something to eat
Gobbles - swimming goggles

Most of these started when are youngest had a speech delay but they are now just how we say things in our house.

Stinging nettles = stingle nails

My son decided, at a very early age, that my dad/his grandad was called 'Adge'. So now he is.

We call ours the 'troll' as in remote con'trol' - no idea where this came from though!

Oh, also - 'toast pop' for toaster.

Jumpoline - cute and makes perfect sense
Sertree (conservatory)