Things your kids named which have stuck

[Eminybob]

What weird and wonderful words and phrases have your DC invented which have now replaced the actual word in your household?

I give you:

Minion Rolls (mini choc chips brioche rolls - presumably because they are shaped like minions)
Pano chocolate bar (pain au chocolat)
Beebo (pepperami - no idea why)
Cheese beebo (cheese string - I guess self explanatory)

Please no judging for the crap my DC eat 🤣

Gaggi - for baby bottle
Garstang - meaning pub - we used to go to one in Garstang alot !
Spiddy wobbly slide - an up and down slide
It's very Bark - meaning dark.

Chickin yuggets
Mook - milk

Our adult dc still play piniano, use Magic Cream for scratches (Savlon), are not keen on Popeye food, and like cumbumbumber in salads.

That last one looks awful written, but it was very cute when they were little 😂