Friday night Rightmove bizarreness

[TeaandHobnobs]

Please pay special attention to picture 13

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/144510533

I LOVE IT 😍

Well that got weirder as it went on!

I do love the wiggly bookshelves and the way it looks so ‘suburban normal’ outside but just isn’t inside though!

What's the weird sfuff above the patio doors in the kitchen? It looks like dirty old sheepskin rugs!
Apart from that and the wall shag pile I quite like it, it's quirky!

I feel quite dizzy

I think it's a great house! I quite like the carpeted walls. Cosy!

But it's really heavy. How does gravity not do its thing while it's drying?!

Elvis fan maybe? Gracelands has got a room like that.

They have some lovely plants!

I’m a bit confused - are pictures 2 and 5 actually of the same (end of the) room, just with different furniture and ornaments? If not I can’t work out where the room in picture 2 is, as the floorplan only shows two sliding doors which are clearly part of the long dining room in picture 4. Picture 2 looks like it’s an old picture of that end of the dining room!

It looks like they have fake sheepskins above the patio doors.

Tbh, given everything else, I'm a bit disappointed by the utility room!

Yes, sheepskin rugs hanging from the curtain rail.

And well spotted by pp about the furniture change I the pics of the wavy shelves. The plant in the centre oval was also swapped.

The carpeted walls picture I think is fake. Look at the guitar in the right hand corner.

Don't think so. Why does the guitar make it fake?

I don’t think it’s fake but I think it’s also an old picture. If you look at picture 2 you can just see the edge of the carpeted wall. However when you look at picture 5 you can see there’s what looks like a folding door instead of the carpeted wall. Or maybe it’s picture 5 that’s the old picture, who knows?!

That’s another oddity isn’t it?! Looks like you can only get to it by going through bedroom 2.

Reminds me of IKEA.

Some of it looks quite nice (dining room, kitchen would with different tiles)the orange bathroom reminds me of an old DIY/home decoration book my parents have.

What's with the curtainy thing in p.22?

Its very individual thats for sure! odd shelves, worktops, carpeted walls that look like a lawn and that orange bathroom! hmm think that I will pass on this one, oh yes and enough plants to fill a garden centre!!

I'm now spending too long on this 😂

Possibly there's a door in bedroom 3 from the landing which the EA forgot to include?

The big curtain in the eaves bedroom seems to cover a little side bit, possibly used as under eaves storage given there's no loft?

The bedrooms are so ordinary in comparison to the rest of the house. I was disappointed after 13 and 14 when it all went standard suburban semi upstairs.

I assume there actually is a door from
the hall to bedroom 3 but the EA buggered the floor plan up.

I tend to like it, lots of natural light & the parkay(sp?) flooring.

The curvy shelves & plants wouldn't be staying so not relevant.
The whole thing can be painted gray if you like gray.
3x more than what I can afford.

Only thing that put me off was the orange bathroom, I couldn't warm to the harsh orange, and would be wasteful & expensive to replace so many fittings. I wonder where they bought those fittings.

I thought the guitar looked too sunk into the carpet to be a regular guitar, but it really is just very deep carpet.

🤣🤣 That bathroom would kill me first thing in the morning. We moved into a house with a bright yellow one once, it had to go.

Except for the shelves I love the kitchen diner. Orange bathroom would have to go and that weird carpet room. But everything else is nice!

I never knew I wanted dragon taps but now I neeeeeed them!

The 1970s were not the greatest style decade but whoever owns this place is clearly a big fan.