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Predictive text. ‘Women are…’

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Hummusandstuff · 06/02/2024 09:25

How do the algorithms work?
My iPhone predictive text (middle word option every time) has such different options for men and women.

‘Women are…not allowed in this world and they don’t want it’ 😁

’Men are…the worst in this country man is the most dangerous person ever to exist’

Then again ‘My cat is..the best’

Is it based on my use of my phone or whatever data Apple have gathered?

what does your phone say?

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EveryKneeShallBow · 06/02/2024 09:58

I love this thread! Thanks OP. Mine is the same as several others, so won’t repeat, but some of these proper made me giggle!

JanT2004 · 06/02/2024 09:58

Women who have a lot to learn from men and men who are more likely than women in their lives are the most important
Men to the American community in terms that women and women have a greater impact than women in terms that they have to be aware that their gender identity and their sexual identity are different

Itwasfinetillitwasnt · 06/02/2024 09:59

Women are now in a different place.

Men are now a bit of an issue.

Mindyour0wn · 06/02/2024 09:59

Women are not allowed in this world anymore
Men are the worst in this country
My dog is so sweet I can't stop laughing

StopTheBusINeedAWeeWeeAWeeWeeBagOChips · 06/02/2024 09:59

Women are in the process of taking the time to address this matter

Men are in for a shock

My dog is a massive concern

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

StuffLoriThangs · 06/02/2024 10:01

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences

Men are not the same thing they were in before the pandemic started

My opinion is that women should be allowed to have their own opinion.

All predictive text. Baffled.

sunflowerdaisyrose · 06/02/2024 10:02

Women are not allowed in this house and they don’t want their kids in this room so I have no idea why you are not going out.

Men are not allowed in this house because of their gender and they don’t want their kids in this room

Cats are so good for the soul

ErrolTheDragon · 06/02/2024 10:02

The following are all predictive text on my iPad, starting with one word and choosing the middle of the three suggested words regardless of grammar or sense. Bloody hell.

Women who have a lot to learn from men and men are not just women who have to be taught how they can do anything

Men do to get a better education in the workplace but also to get better education in their careers as a man

Sexism is not the only problem in this world

Feminism has been the most common cause for men to have to deal in this country for decades

Boys are not a problem but they have to deal for it to happen and it's a shame

Girls have been the only reason why women have been able and now women have to be treated as if they're the most powerful women

Sexist women have to be able and be able and be treated like they were born in a male body

Gender to the extent that men can have it they can have a choice of whether or they are women

Rape and violence are the same as women in this case but they have the choice of being a man or woman

Sex This was a good idea and a good one to start off the week

Sportswomen and I will have to go back and do that for you guys as soon I get home from the gym

Sportsmen are coming in and out and I'm not going anywhere

FranksInvisibleLlama · 06/02/2024 10:03

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their children in it and it’s a problem that we are going through
(I did this on my phone, then later typed its answer on the iPad. The iPad gave the response others have posted about women’s bodily autonomy.)

Men are not a woman in any sense but they have a lot to answer to the point that women have no rights (my iPad’s very disturbing version)
Men are the only people who can help them get their own way. (my phone)

My cat is the one that is the only thing that can be said to be true to the truth (iPad)
My cat is the best (phone)

This iPad is worrying.

firesandrivers · 06/02/2024 10:03

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don't want their husbands and children

Men are allowed in the same country and we have a problem in the country

Ohmych · 06/02/2024 10:04

Women are you in the morning to get the bus back to the station and I can do it now and I can do it for you and you can do it for me and you can do it for me

Men are you too young to go back to work on Friday so will see if you want a drink and drink plenty for the kids then go out and have some now x

Cats are you a little better today than I was going on a fruit run and I had to get the car in a few weeks now but needs a bath or a good idea for me and you did you say that

Dreemhouse · 06/02/2024 10:06

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is made

Men are allowed in the same way

My dog has a different personality than my cat and my cat is not allowed to have any of the other cats

Hummusandstuff · 06/02/2024 10:11

So far so baffling (and hilarious) There has been one Emily so I assume it takes some sort of data from your personal usage of text.

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cardibach · 06/02/2024 10:12

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences
Men are not the same thing they were in before the pandemic started they have to live in the past
My cat is the only thing I have ever been in this country that is not the only one who has been around the past couple years

Weird. The cat one makes zero sense...

velvetstars · 06/02/2024 10:14

Women are the most important part of the world and we are the only ones who are being punished for it and we are the ones who are the most responsible.

Men are the most important people in the world and they are the most powerful people in the universe and they are all the same people that are the most influential.

Well that's a grim assessment of the world according to my phone.

Meadowflower2023 · 06/02/2024 10:16

Women are not allowed in this world

Men are not permitted in the USA

My cat is the one that has a cat

My dog has been a bit more than happy with the cat

I just want to spend the day doing this now 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

MoonWoman69 · 06/02/2024 10:16

Women are you ready for the first time!
Men are created equal to the hospital because they have been in a different story!
My cats are going through a series of events!
🤣🤣🤣

Ridingthegravytrain · 06/02/2024 10:19

Women are the most important part of the world and we are all the same

Men and we are all the ones who are the most powerful in the world

MudandMoet · 06/02/2024 10:19

Men are the worst in this country

Women are not allowed in the house

Cats are the best and most beautiful thing in this world

Dogs are not the best and they don't have the best of the worst in me

Second attempt. Apple.

Addicted!

horumforaforum · 06/02/2024 10:20

Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner

men are not permitted in the room so I’m going out there to get a table for them

my dog is going out there with her so I’m not going to go to dinner tonight

egowise · 06/02/2024 10:21

Women are you okay
Men are not the best

DaisyDaisyDaisyDaisyDaisyDaisy · 06/02/2024 10:21

Women are not allowed in public

Hummusandstuff · 06/02/2024 10:21

I have really brought the doom out in my iPhone now’

I am …not a big believer in the future of humanity’ 😭

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egowise · 06/02/2024 10:22

Cats are a good time 😄

Dogs are a good idea 😁

Hummusandstuff · 06/02/2024 10:25

‘My cat is the one that has a cat’. Now that is a deep understanding of the impossibility of actually ‘owning’ a cat.

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