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Predictive text. ‘Women are…’

279 replies

Hummusandstuff · 06/02/2024 09:25

How do the algorithms work?
My iPhone predictive text (middle word option every time) has such different options for men and women.

‘Women are…not allowed in this world and they don’t want it’ 😁

’Men are…the worst in this country man is the most dangerous person ever to exist’

Then again ‘My cat is..the best’

Is it based on my use of my phone or whatever data Apple have gathered?

what does your phone say?

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Sparklfairy · 06/02/2024 11:12

Women are whatever men say they are Shock

Men are now in the process of getting some blood flowing from the bottom of the pond Grin

My cat has a terrible headache and I'm not sure how much she will be able to get in the bath Confused

garlictwist · 06/02/2024 11:13

Men are the worst people ever. Grin

muchalover · 06/02/2024 11:14

Women are the best with a bit of a good relationship with the kids.

Men are you can get a job and support you for the best of the way.

My cat is a little bit of a good one toom

My dog is a little bit of a good one to get a job.

slavetothekittens · 06/02/2024 11:20

Women are not stuck in the bathroom

Men are crackers and eat the carers

The cat is doing DIY

Mummyofthewildones · 06/02/2024 11:21

Penises is the best time for you and your customer
Vaginas is the best time for you and your customer is going back for a call or a few days later I have a look for a suitable candidate to join me

SquirrelSoShiny · 06/02/2024 11:22

Men aren't really the best person in the world just now and they have been trying to get me 👀👀👀

Men are you getting married for your birthday today or tomorrow evening 🤔

Cats are very welcome to stay with me for the weekend and gloat at your convenience 🏪

Either my phone is broken or my brain is 😂

EducatingArti · 06/02/2024 11:25

Women are the best friend ever in this world of the year.

Men are the best friend ever in the world of the year

Or Men are the only ones that have a new car in the house.

My cat is going to be a good friend and we can go to the gym tomorrow morning if possible for me.

Android phone!

HorsingAround2022 · 06/02/2024 11:28

Women are not hungry and I have to go to the gym

Men are you going to be a common denominator

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 06/02/2024 11:29

Women are not allowed in this world anymore.

Men are not permitted in the United Kingdom anymore.

Well, it’s a better outlook for the men!

Ozzbozz20 · 06/02/2024 11:30

Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back to work so if I can get you a little later that be cool too.

Men I don’t want you guys going to the pool and then you can come back and play in my backyard.

Dead 😂😂😂

salcombebabe · 06/02/2024 11:30

Woman are the most beautiful women on the earth
Men are not just a man they have to have the most amazing things to do

dullandgrey · 06/02/2024 11:31

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don't want their husbands

Yikes! Lol

Carouselfish · 06/02/2024 11:31

Women are you in a hurry?
Men are you in a hurry?
My dog is very good and I'm a good friend.

Squit · 06/02/2024 11:34

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences

men are not permitted in the USA or any country

my cat is a human rights activist who has a history with violence 😂😂😂😂

PrudeyTwoShoes · 06/02/2024 11:36

Fun idea. Mine says:

Women are not allowed in this house and they don't want their kids in this room

Men are allowed to go to school in this room

BebbanburgIsMine · 06/02/2024 11:36

Women are not allowed in the world anymore

Men are not permitted in the USA

BebbanburgIsMine · 06/02/2024 11:37

My cat has been doing that since she got home last week

Esgaroth · 06/02/2024 11:38

Women are in quite cramped conditions and they want to live with me in the future.

Men are now active and they want to live in the UK but we've been unable to find the tickets.

Cats are very small and they want information about how great the people are.

Dogs are now talking about building a wall around the city.

If all the women come and live with me, I think the conditions are going to be extremely cramped indeed. I hope the men find their tickets.

RedRidingGood · 06/02/2024 11:39

Balloonart · 06/02/2024 09:36

Mine came up as:

”Women are the most important part of the world”

and

”Men are weird”

Looks like my phone is pretty accurate!

Mines similar!

CostaDelOrchard · 06/02/2024 11:42

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made

Men are the only people that are not women and women and they don’t even have the same body to make it to a man

Graceandfury · 06/02/2024 11:43

Woman are not allowed in this house and they don't want their kids in this room

Men are not allowed in this house because of their gender!!!!!!!

CadoAvo · 06/02/2024 11:46

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences

Men are not the same thing they were in before the pandemic started

My dog is the best dog and my cat has a very special bond to him

😂😂😂 I don't even have a cat.

poolcrew · 06/02/2024 11:46

Women are not allowed in this house

Men are allowed to go in there

My cat is not a cat but she does have an ear

cooroocoocoo · 06/02/2024 11:47

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires
(I stopped there as had enough)

Men are the worst in this country man and I am so sick and I can’t believe that people still believe in me when they tell us to stop being a man because they are so sick of us we have no choice and I am sick and I don’t know how you are I am so tired and I’m not going anywhere else but you know I don’t want you know that you don’t want to talk about me I just don’t know how you are and you know I have no choice
(I stopped there)

My cat is the best and the only reason why he doesn’t eat anything else in his day to be fair to me and my family and friends and my friends is that I am not the best person for my cats to have any sort out my cats and I don’t want them in the same situation and they don’t have to deal in my house or my cats and my family and my friends and my cats and they don’t even have a dog and they are not the best people to be with so they are not just my pets but I have a cat so they can have my cats as my pets I don’t want them and they have a pet so they are the only thing that makes them
(I stopped here)

gosh this is really weird.

SecondUsername4me · 06/02/2024 11:47

Women are in need to help them to get back into their routine

Hmm Grin

Men are now a man in a lovely lady and they will never know how they feel

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