Piffy on a rock bun

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Does anyone else use this idiom regularly, or just me?

usually shortened to ‘Like Piffy’ as in. “ I’m stood here like Piffy whilst you lot faff around”
I baffled a few colleagues at work the first time I used it and my DH had never heard it either.

DH uses the phrase ‘Like Wanna Lockharte’ in a similar context. (No idea if any of that is spelt correctly)
We were both born in Lancashire for context.

I use it fairly regularly, also Lancashire.

Lancashire and yes I’m often stood like piffy on a rock bun

My mother used to say 'like Venus on a rock bun.' Also from the north, though not Lancashire.

Yes, also from Lancashire

Mum did, from Stockport!

No idea what any of you are on about! I am from Northumberland

I say stood here like Piffy but not the rock bun

S.w Durham

'Like bliddy Piffy on a rock cake'

Midlands gal here, never heard of it😆

Liverpool and never heard of it!

My mum says it - she's from Chester but with family from Yorkshire

Piffy on a rock. No bun or cake. South Manchester.

What?
Never heard either in my life.

WTF is Piffy?

Yep. I'm Irish but picked the phrase up in Manchester. No one in Belfast understands it!

Yes! Piffy on a Rock Bun or sat there like Piffy. Manchester. Still no idea who Piffy is.

No but I might adopt the Venus version

Haven’t had a rock bun for years

Yes! Both stood here like piffy, and piffy on a rock bun! Mum used it when I was growing up in Cheshire, she's from Oldham. Love it and I still use it!

the Liverpool version is (was) standing here like one of Lewis’s

Can anyone explain this for a southerner? Absolutely no idea what this means 😂😂

When I was a kid in Lancashire my mum used to say 'waiting like Piffy' but never heard of the rock bun bit!

I use this! My Mum said it all the time. North London here!

Same 😂
What does it mean!?

Lancashire here but never heard of Piffy

Manchester here. Use it frequently