Anyone ordered a temporary pop up morgue before?

[PinkPanther27]

I got an email notification from Royal Mail this morning advising me that my parcel from Nutwell Logistics is being delivered today between 10:58-12:58pm.
The company name wasn't familiar so I googled them and found this (attached).
Should I be worried?
Should I refuse delivery or treat it as a deluxe bed for my cat on those hot summer days?
Has anyone else had a delivery from Nutwell Logistics?

Ha ha, are you expecting a parcel? Is it one of those scam emails that you shouldn’t click on?

anyway I’ve never ordered one, but I live next door to a permanent morgue so if I am in need of morgue space I just ask my neighbour. 😆

Honestly, this would be an excellent creative writing prompt. It either turns into a black comic exploration of death-related equipment or a bleak apocalypse novel where 90% of the human race is wiped out by a mysterious something.

I'd be suspicious they are called mortuaries in the UK

I just looked at their website because I am procrastinating about what I need to do next at work.

Well, who knew. they look pretty legit.

Please let us know what you do OP? Do you live with anyone hoping to finish off a few people and store them, or prepping for a war?!

@LWSnow why? That's exactly the proper name for them. It's interchangeable with morgue.

Do they sell anything else?

I’m a repeat customer so would gladly take it off your hands. I’m setting up my third Doomsday cult, so I’m always on the look out for these useful pop ups. I use them in between cults, for when the cat ups his bird table raids and squirrel catching missions.

i”d be sleeping with one eye open if I had a partner

@TwattingDog hard and soft shell body storage systems apparently. I really need to go an do some work now but am overly invested in this

I SO hope this actually turns up!

Someone’s preparing you for the end of time.

How big is the package going to be???

Maybe send it to the preppers board, they love that kind of stuff over there

Maybe someone is using it for a wedding or birthday party marquee.

12 lightweight, flexible body trays designed to hold up to 190kg

I need a portable pop-up mortuary expert to tell me whether this means it can handle 12 really hefty corpses of 190kg each, or only 12 tiny ones of under 16kg?

You never know when this information might prove crucial!

I clicked on this thread expecting it to be a hilarious typo, but this is even better. Please update us if it actually turns up!

😂

A vampire catch-up?

Less hilariously, I would assume that the e-Mail address has been typed incorrectly on someone else’s order.

Lets hope that the physical address is correct and it doesn’t actually turn up at your door!

It’s not suspicious at all that you asked that.
I will do a search on your name and see if you have written anything about 12 hefty people or 12 tiny people that are getting on your nerves 🤔

Perhaps mortuary tents are cheaper than growing tunnels? Or beach pop up tents?

This is most definitely the thread I didn't know I needed today.

Thank you @PinkPanther27.

I'm afraid the neighbours will see me and think that the tears rolling down my cheeks are from sorrow and not me breaking my shite laughing at this.

Has your pop up morgue arrived yet ?

Lordy I'd think the local gangster chief had taken out a contract on me and mine if I got that!
I'd be looking out the passports and getting the cat into its travel crate.

Lol. It could be a story like the alleged Hemmingway one, "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

"For sale: trappings of death. Arrived prematurely."

I knew I shouldn't but I googled them. Now I'm going to get all kinds of weirdness and my Husband will think I'm planning something.