Please DO NOT read this thread

[NeatNectarine]

I created it by accident.

This is so disappointing. The opening post wasn’t even edited from something juicy that they instantly regretted. 3/10.

I’m so far gone I’ve eaten the chocolate from the edge of the strawberry cream

Don't listen to the OP. You MUST read this thread. Anyone who doesn't could be in serious danger. The probably won't be - but they COULD be.

Good thread op seriously, made a nice change 😁.

whats everyone having for tea?

mcds for me, haven’t had anything but tuna on toast or eggs on toast for 8 weeks!!! Although I did manage my Christmas lunch 🥳.

Who said I read it??!!!!

Please, don't turn the page! There's a monster at the end of this thread! 😄

Do not think about a polar bear!

Oooh. Controversial. 😮

Can't stop me (blows raspberry)😜

Exactly

If people would stop posting pictures of nonexistent pipes and wantonly insulting strawberry cremes, that would be fine. What is the matter with everyone? Are you all badgers? Luckily, I obey instructions and didn't read the thread so I'm not posting this. 🍓🍬🦡

That’s like saying “do not push the red button”…….I would have pushed it.

Okay . Done.

Please don't read this reply.

While you're all doing as you're told ...