Please DO NOT read this thread

[NeatNectarine]

I created it by accident.

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How to quickly form an elite team who don't do what they are told and are generally nosy. What's our mission op?

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Here for whatever …

I just ate 4 slices of pizza and now i hate myself 🤓

I thought this was going to be juicier , so well done OP, you sucked me in.

I guess now you know who all the people who would press the red button are 😁

YOU'RE NOT MY MUM AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
Stamp.
Flounce.

Door slam.

You haven't seen me ... right?

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Yes. Yes it has.

I want a refund!

Oh bollocks. I've gone a good 3 years without losing the game 😫😫

whoops.

You're not the boss of me!

While I’m here, can anyone remind me how disgusting Quality Street are, so I don’t have to open the tin and eat half a dozen of them before I remember please.

Oh, well now I've just lost The Game!

@LuckyCharmz They really are horrible. I had to eat a whole tub (minus the strawberry creams, naturally) to remind myself quite how revolting they are.

Dammit!

Who made you the thread police?
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I've only read the title, not the thread, but now I don't know what to do 😱

@LauderSyme sorry you had to eat all those before you remembered, you've saved me having to do the same 🤣

Please do not pass me any unwanted strawberry cremes.

It's a chain thread... Do not read this reply... In fact, just scrunch your eyes shut and eat it, because if you don't next doors budgie will disppear in a puff of smoke in 24 hours... You've been warned... 😁😁😁

Nothing like staring down the barrel of a cold weekend to bring on an existential crisis

@KaitlynFairchild how would you feel about a toffee penny?