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Words you cannot bear to read or speak or hear

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squinker45 · 03/01/2024 11:03

I cannot bear to read or speak or hear some food related words. It is difficult for me to write them as I feel so ick about them but here goes:

Tasty
Delicious
Sweet treats (or just treats)
Snack
Yum
Nom
That slurpy face emoji (I refuse to put it here)

Uuuuuuurgh I feel ill now

What is wrong with me? Anyone else or am I a massive weirdo?

OP posts:
NeedToStopEatingCake · 03/01/2024 17:23

Also -
Gifted
Can I get (instead of "May I have"
Journey (weight-loss/pregnancy, whatever)
choccies
bickies
Rocked up (he rocked up to the party)
Showcase (she showcased her curves, etc)

Aroundthewaygirl · 03/01/2024 17:27

Words that people add "ies" to it - jellies, chocies, roasties, etc.

HelpMeGetThrough · 03/01/2024 17:28

When people say "Rocked up", I imagine them as Disco Stu from the Simpson.

Words you cannot bear to read or speak or hear
snoofles · 03/01/2024 17:44

Absolutely hate the word 'portion'. When we go out to the cafe my friend always asks for a 'portion of chips' and it makes me weird.

'Meal'. Dinner, lunch tea, all fine. Just can't say meal. From these threads I can tell a dislike of this word is fairly common, so I'm glad I'm not alone!

WhateverMate · 03/01/2024 17:48

snoofles · 03/01/2024 17:44

Absolutely hate the word 'portion'. When we go out to the cafe my friend always asks for a 'portion of chips' and it makes me weird.

'Meal'. Dinner, lunch tea, all fine. Just can't say meal. From these threads I can tell a dislike of this word is fairly common, so I'm glad I'm not alone!

I feel similar about 'apportion'.

One of the first threads I read on MN was an OP saying she'd been at a restaurant with her DH and their child ran off.

Her question was, "How to apportion blame?" 🤮🤣

LaurieStrode · 03/01/2024 17:52

Aroundthewaygirl · 03/01/2024 17:27

Words that people add "ies" to it - jellies, chocies, roasties, etc.

Yorkies
Pud
Nosh

daisychain01 · 03/01/2024 18:13

"If that makes sense?" Tilty head movement-especially if what they've just said is so simple a child could understand - it's OK I'm not completely hard of understanding

And the other one is "obviously" just to make out they're so supremely intelligent, it's as clear as night follows day - no, it isn't obvious to me, but that doesn't make me thick. You're just a dick!

madeinmanc · 03/01/2024 18:20

Aroundthewaygirl · 03/01/2024 17:27

Words that people add "ies" to it - jellies, chocies, roasties, etc.

My friend's like this with "veggies", I always have to catch myself before I say it. Maybe you're her? 🤔

For me, "large of nork"- which I have only ever seen on here- makes me shudder! It's just so revolting, somehow.

Greeksummer · 03/01/2024 18:41

snoofles · 03/01/2024 17:44

Absolutely hate the word 'portion'. When we go out to the cafe my friend always asks for a 'portion of chips' and it makes me weird.

'Meal'. Dinner, lunch tea, all fine. Just can't say meal. From these threads I can tell a dislike of this word is fairly common, so I'm glad I'm not alone!

It makes me shiver when people talk about going for a “meal out” or a restaurant that does a “nice meal”. Awful!

ALongHardWinter · 03/01/2024 18:47

TroysMammy · 03/01/2024 11:08

I can't even bear to write it, an infantile word for stomach.

The 'T' word? I hate this too!

neilyoungismyhero · 03/01/2024 18:59

Panties
Treats
Picky bits
Yummy/scrumpy
Poo
All get me cringing

TroysMammy · 03/01/2024 19:03

squinker45 · 03/01/2024 11:09

Oh dear I'm not sure I can even read this thread!!! @TroysMammy does it rhyme with 'bummy'?

Yes but maybe Mummy would have been a better word to use 😂

squinker45 · 03/01/2024 19:18

Oh more are coming up now!! So many.

Portion

Breast

Meal

OP posts:
Wherethewildthingsarenot · 03/01/2024 19:40

Rent in place of let. The tenant rents the flat, that landlord lets it.

marshmallowfinder · 03/01/2024 19:57

Wherethewildthingsarenot · 03/01/2024 19:40

Rent in place of let. The tenant rents the flat, that landlord lets it.

Yes, yes, yes! But I fear we're in the minority, sadly.

stcrispinsday · 03/01/2024 20:54

Also "utterly horrid". Used on here by fully grown adults all the time. It makes the user sound like a petulant child.

Vettrianofan · 03/01/2024 21:12

Odd. Odd. Everything is odd. How odd. Isn't it just terribly odd?!?! Argh!!

caringcarer · 03/01/2024 21:33

GonksAreNotJustForChristmas · 03/01/2024 15:04

You have a phobia of all animals?

No, just a certain animal.

SinnerBoy · 03/01/2024 22:54

What's the consensus on sprocket?

It doesn't bother me, but I know a moist / gusset hater who also loathes the word sprocket.

BeachedOff · 03/01/2024 22:59

When people say 'that made me howl'. It's a weird one to visualise.

JenniferGreenHat · 03/01/2024 23:01

When adults say “sweeties” instead of sweets. My old boss used to say “ooo, sweeties” and it made me feel ill!

Blahblarbleh · 03/01/2024 23:06

When men say "we're pregnant" ...so wrong, it makes me cringe!

Blahblarbleh · 03/01/2024 23:08

Somethink instead of something

Adding a 's' to things that don't need an s...like 'I'm going to Asda's'

SmugglersHaunt · 03/01/2024 23:15

God help you all if you ever find picky bits in your panties

arlequin · 04/01/2024 04:10

Blahblarbleh · 03/01/2024 23:08

Somethink instead of something

Adding a 's' to things that don't need an s...like 'I'm going to Asda's'

I love this! It's very common in London.
Asda's, Markses, Tesco's. I definitely say Tesco's!

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