Things that have made me irrationally angry this Christmas (lighthearted)

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Someone has been stabby with the butter, so now there are deep craters in it and I can no longer do my pleasing swipe and curl. Yet to determine who this is, but may report it to the police because he/she is clearly a serial killer in the making.

TV has been record breakingly shite, despite spending up to our eyeballs on streaming platforms. And why does every documentary these days have a musical score created by an intern on acid? It’s supposed to be ambient music. AMBIENT.

The weather is also a pile of shite. I have had to choose between smiling at my guests indoors or fucking off for a walk into hurricane billy bob the second, never to return.

Everything worth eating and drinking is giving me indigestion.

I have had about 17 minutes to myself and now I have to start planning for new years guests. With limited options for activities, because we’re forecast another fecking storm.

Please share your examples so I know I am not the only one full of seasonal rage 😤 🤣

My dad ate the last piece of banoffee today! 😩 It’s my favourite dessert and my mum only makes it at Christmas.

I'm just storing rubbish. I know we won't eat the cookies and many of the leftovers but for some reason I box everything up and store it. Instead of tossing it immediately. Making more work for Future Me

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Selfish unthinking tossers. Could they not have phoned?

I would send a text/message that I had just thrown away all the unused food. But then I am petty like that!

Someone switched the Nest off at the wall meaning I had to get up to a cold house instead of my usual mode of turning the heating on from my phone. Every fucker in the house is denying they did it so we seem to have a poltergeist.

Someone put a non empty bottle of red wine in the recycling so when I went to the bottle bank earlier I ended up with fecking red wine all down my arm.

The constant sodding rain which equals constantly wet dog.

Thankfully all house guests have now fucked off and the house is peaceful, however DH has Man Flu and is moping around the house like a dying man.

Adding another. The fact I've not been shopping go specifically for today and now there's nothing I want to eat in the house but there's a tonne of chocolate. Got mild hangover and cannot be arsed doing anything

Me too. 😂😂😂😂