I don't mean bright red crimplene flares that my Mum sported back in 1975. I mean the off-maroon corduroy and chino strides that have become alarmingly de rigeur over the last few months. They have now supplanted the beige (or pale blue) zippered jacket as the must-have fashion attire for the over-80s.
My old man pegged it three and a half years ago at the age of 88. He wouldn't have been seen dead in any shade of red or beige!