If I had all the money in the world I would have...

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... a daily visit from the hair dressers on Strictly because I have crap hair and they seem to be able to make miracles happen with everyone.

I would have decent savings not to worry about rainy days or pension, I would work for hobby.

I took the bus through Wimbledon Village this afternoon, so I'd buy a large Instagram-perfect house in between the Village and the Common with a huge glamorous kitchen, garden, utility room, etc etc.

A house with views of the ocean.

Unlimited funds.

Its boring but a big house with lots of landi can fill with rescue dogs

A huge house on the coast with my own private beach.

Someone who can “adult” for me daily

as I am rubbish at being an adult daily

Peace of mind

A daily massage therapist

Markedly less depression and anxiety

Could I have some friends instead of the money if that is allowed?

Be work free, so I could spend more quality time with my family and do more of the things I love 😍

A chauffeur to drive me everywhere, including on holiday.

Another house solely used as my own personal library.

Buy land to rewild and preserve.

A Nanny on a Saturday who is happy to look after teen girls with SN and MH problems so I can have a break once a week.

A cleaner

A chef

A 5* on call nanny who was available at any time 😂

A personal shopper who bought all my clothes for me as I find it stressful lol.

An animal sanctuary

Donate to Ukraine to win the war and rebuild

Yes, this!

Exactly what I would want.

A fully staffed mega yacht.

A housekeeper. We’re a fully stocked house of neuro-spicy people, so a housekeeper would be a saving grace, and ridiculously well paid and respected for the sanity they’d bring to my home.

A school.

I live in a deprived area and things can be quite bleak.

I wouldn't try to fit all children into the same round holes. There would be as many vocational qualifications as GCSEs and there would be numerous activities that families around here cannot afford eg I'd have horse riding as a PE option.

Students will be able to take qualifications when they are ready not when they are 16.

A driving license and a top of the range VW California with automatic gearbox. Yes it's 2 but they go together.