If I had all the money in the world I would have...

[Grumio]

[Rules: you're only allowed to say one thing and please say why]

... a daily visit from the hair dressers on Strictly because I have crap hair and they seem to be able to make miracles happen with everyone.

A really top-of-the-range, electric, compact camper van.

A chef. I absolutely hate cooking and planning what everyone wants to eat every day!

I second heating

Staff - so I only have to do the fun stuff😁

A fully crewed superyacht large enough to travel the world.. but as dh finds it impossible to say no to anybody, not too large..

A housekeeper who will put fresh ironed bedding on my bed every day

Another baby

Buy you out of that restrictive one thing only rule so I could then spend the rest of the money on loads of things.

Although, if I had all the money in the world that would mean nobody else had any money and so wouldn't the money be worthless... Maybe I'd just buy therapy for my overthinking tendancies. 😋

I'd retire

A pet giraffe

A house that isnt broken

A maid who would change the bed linen daily, spritzing it with rosewater, and who would bring me a pot of Twinings English Breakfast tea every morning and when I was dressed would do my hair and hand me my work bag, lunch salad and travel mug of coffee to set me up for my drive to work.

Hopefully she would also tidy round every morning do the dishwasher, put on a load of washing and hang it.

Staff!

I'd happily do my busy two jobs life if I had an army to do all the cooking, cleaning, ironing, collecting, picking up etc.

Someone asked me this question last week and I still don’t know the answer. What does that mean?

If you handed me the lottery tonight I would just want to go to bed and be left alone for a while.

So many things...

I'll go for handmade shoes for the rest of my life.

New socks every day

Every schoolchild fed a nutritious meal at school and reap the benefits in their future

Enough land and helpers to welcome every broken, mistreated or abandoned horse to their forever home.

Be able to fly to / from Spain to visit my mum every week

A charitable grant making foundation that invests in women and girls.

My own cat shelter

Good health, no matter how badly I behave. 🥳🥳🥳

An elegant house on the outskirts of a nice city in a pleasantly warm part of the world.

A pack of chihuahuas

The heating on... because it's cold