If I had all the money in the world I would have...

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[Rules: you're only allowed to say one thing and please say why]

... a daily visit from the hair dressers on Strictly because I have crap hair and they seem to be able to make miracles happen with everyone.

Perfect eyesight, if that is something you can buy ,
Otherwise, my own heated 25 metre swimming pool in the garden.

A chef and a swimming pool

Definitely a swimming pool

A private jet to take my dog with me on holidays.

The ability to feed, clothe, shelter and educate everyone and stop all war, pollution and greed. (The ability is one thing, isn't it?)

Probably been divorced by now

I would be a patron of the arts!

I have a cook following me all the time that made endless cups of tea and grilled cheese sandwiches with bowls of tomato soup.
And maybe brownies sometimes.

The surgery I need

One of those Japanese loos that washes your arse after a poo and plays songs as you wee.

I would have...
to set up a charitable foundation.

@bonzaitree I have one of those! it does not play music, but as soon as I get close at night the bowl lights up for me.. and it has bum wash. It is awesome! Now I want one that plays music lol

Lots of guests, I don't have enough room to have people over to stay and I would love it if I did.

Fewer worries.

And I would pay for @PictureFrameWindow to have their surgery.

I'd look after myself and my house

I'm working shifts and there's never enough time to do anything

I love the idea of daily visit from the Strictly hairdressers! Angela R has had a couple of odd styles but the other dancers have looked great.

feed the world’s poorest, neglected and abandoned children, adults and animals

A divorce

Hand made shoes.
So I can have beautiful shoes which fit perfectly and look and feel amazing.

More children

No mortgage

More holidays

My own small plane. Can use it whenever I want, without having a time limit when renting and having to pass it on to the next person.

Ahh thanks @Dymaxion

God yes, this! I've watched Below Deck and I'd sooo treat my staff so good they'd never want to leave.

An apartment in the city we have just moved away from as I miss it so much 😢