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Funny horse racing names for charity race night?

71 replies

Meltinthemiddle · 14/10/2023 09:25

I need 8!

OP posts:
DustyLee123 · 14/10/2023 09:28

Red Bum

ChrissyShenkle · 14/10/2023 09:30

Neigh Chance

ChrissyShenkle · 14/10/2023 09:30

Ride me

Rogue1001MNer · 14/10/2023 09:33

Rein it in

Rogue1001MNer · 14/10/2023 09:33

Mane contender

Rogue1001MNer · 14/10/2023 09:34

Long tail

YourNameGoesHere · 14/10/2023 09:37

Usain Colt

Imalldonethanks · 14/10/2023 09:39

Hoof hearted

ErcolSofa · 14/10/2023 09:45

There is a limit of 18 letters in the name of a racing horse (ton ensure authenticity)

ForeverYellow · 14/10/2023 09:47

Run Forrest Run

BashfulClam · 14/10/2023 09:48

Three legs

watcherintherye · 14/10/2023 09:50

Bridle Party

ForeverYellow · 14/10/2023 09:52

Hay Jude

Notquitegrownup2 · 14/10/2023 09:57

No suggestions - just loving these! MN at its silly best 🙂

Useyourfork · 14/10/2023 09:58

zoe zebra
pompous pick
spacepig special
sillyarse fire
dead donkey
prickly pony

Oganesson118 · 14/10/2023 09:59

Pasture Best

CurlewKate · 14/10/2023 10:06

When I was little girl there was a race horse called Damp Rag. I remember feeling so sorry for him!

ForeverYellow · 14/10/2023 10:06

Stable Relations

ForeverYellow · 14/10/2023 10:06

Galloping Heart

Weenurse · 14/10/2023 10:08

Whykickamoocow won quite a few races here, years ago

Anyfeckinusername · 14/10/2023 10:09

Hoof Hearted Wink

VerityUnreasonble · 14/10/2023 10:09

Mane Attraction
Apple Tart

WaterfallOfDreams · 14/10/2023 10:09

Hoof Hearted
Uni Dapoo

SisyphusDad · 14/10/2023 10:10

Norfolk and Chance

Rosecoffeecup · 14/10/2023 10:13

Neigh Chance has made me cackle