Funny horse racing names for charity race night?

[Meltinthemiddle]

I need 8!

Findus

John
Paul
George
Ringo
Tinky Winky
Dipsy
Laa Laa
Po

That's 8 - job done.

Pistol Knight

Phillipe Philop

Rodneigh Trotter
Hoof Hearted

Straddle Up
Long Face
Get Ur Leg Over
Well Hung

Ben Dover
Leg Ova

Neigh Kid

No use for a name for a horse... but reminded me that years ago we sponsored a donkey at our village Donkey Derby: Tickle (by Feather, out of Pillow).

Pony Blair

Got The Gallops

If it's in December then Christmas Jumper

MaresEatOats

Captain Dandy
Scotch Corner

Neigh-bours
neigh-bother
horsing around

Also from the Norfolk stables:

Norfolk and Good
Norfolk and Clue

Wear the fox hat

There’s a Twitter hashtag, #madeuphorses, used mostly during the Grand National. Notable names include:

Disco Lasagne
Jackie Chan’s Little Face
Dexies Midnight Plumbers
Smelly Freckle
Janet’s Pension Scheme
Mild Dermatitis
Inspector Horse
Suitable Communist Tanktop
Bad Couch
Landlady’s Goitre

Pony Soprano
Dustin Hoofman
Anthony Clopkins
Marey Poppins
Trotsky
Kevin

Hoof Hearted is my favourite.

OnABicycle.

And here comes Sally approaching the finishline riding OnABicycle....