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Naked older man on bike

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Nakedness · 11/09/2023 09:09

I went cycling yesterdat with DD in an area not far from our house that's usually busy with dog walkers and families cycling, loads of children around.

This older man was riding his bike completely naked, his 'thing' sticking out in full view. Luckily we passed him quickly as he was coming from the opposite direction and my 5 yo DD hasn't noticed as she was concentration on her cycling.

Then an hour later someone on FB posted a pics from around this area of another older naked man cycling in traffic (looks like a different man).

I told DH and he said I should have taken a pic of him and reported him as it's illegal to walk around naked in public. I'm not from this country so forgive my shock, but is this ok in the UK?

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LakeTiticaca · 12/09/2023 08:16

Yuk vile and disgusting. Can you imagine the sweaty arse smell and skidmarks on the saddle?
I hope they haven't borrowed the bike from an unsuspecting friend 🤮🤮

Bromptotoo · 12/09/2023 08:18

tellmewhenthespaceshiplandscoz · 12/09/2023 07:29

B*loodyHellKen
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Absolutely, I agree. I felt this hopefully obvious point needed to be raised in response to some posters who think public nudity is no biggie (no pun intended).

Public Nudity is not, as the law stands, a biggie.

If you think it should be, start a campaign.

I'm sure Ms Braverman and Ms Badenoch will be happy to oblige you....

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 12/09/2023 08:26

Back in June - on a very hot day - I happened to be walking down Piccadilly when maybe 200 naked male cyclists rode past.
I was shocked only to the extent of thinking that they’d all end up with badly sunburned willies.
Other than that, it was hilarious.
IIRC there were a couple of women, too.
AFAIk similar events were taking place in other U.K. cities.

Spinningcats · 12/09/2023 09:13

Being part of an organised naked bike ride is very different from cycling naked in a popular spot with families in the woods with a metal chastity belt on your penis.

Spinningcats · 12/09/2023 09:15

So many women tie themselves in knots trying to explain just why perverted men aren’t. And how they’re ‘so cool’ with men exposing themselves.

It’s also telling the naked bike rides attract a ‘couple of women and hundreds of men.’ Wise up

Jantlet · 12/09/2023 11:18

Spinningcats · 12/09/2023 09:15

So many women tie themselves in knots trying to explain just why perverted men aren’t. And how they’re ‘so cool’ with men exposing themselves.

It’s also telling the naked bike rides attract a ‘couple of women and hundreds of men.’ Wise up

Well said.

Merrymagpies · 12/09/2023 11:26

Was this is Richmond/ham area?

tellmewhenthespaceshiplandscoz · 12/09/2023 11:28

Bromptotoo

My comment was referring to an earlier that said seeing this man may trigger a survivor of assault or rape. Or do you think that's acceptable? Collateral damage because, y'know penis in public is no big deal?

Indeed it may not be illegal but outside a specific nudist area showing your genitals is pretty anti social at best

I'm not sure what your last paragraph is getting at?

UnctuousUnicorns · 12/09/2023 11:35

threecupsofteaminimum · 11/09/2023 09:15

Where I live in south London we had Jessie the infamous trans person who used to cycle and walk around with a see through bra and thong on complete with his willy and massive fake boobs on display.

He died last year but my DS saw him many times and never batted an eyelid.

It's your response that they follow. Just ignore and they will too.

I think your typing of "pervert" autocorrected to "person" there.

Nakedness · 12/09/2023 12:57

Merrymagpies · 12/09/2023 11:26

Was this is Richmond/ham area?

Yes 😀. Just behind the Polo club, near Ham House.

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Merrymagpies · 12/09/2023 13:04

He’s a regular! I’ve never seen him but many friends have. It’s a notorious site for men to meet up and disappear into the bushes. Why it’s tolerated is beyond me with all the kids going through there for school.

Nakedness · 12/09/2023 13:08

Merrymagpies · 12/09/2023 13:04

He’s a regular! I’ve never seen him but many friends have. It’s a notorious site for men to meet up and disappear into the bushes. Why it’s tolerated is beyond me with all the kids going through there for school.

Oh no! I'm glad you told me that. We've only recently started going there as my DD recently learned to ride her bike so we go there a few times a week now. Only spotted him on Sun late afternoon.

And yes, there are 2 schools there 🙄. Pretty shocking.

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Merrymagpies · 12/09/2023 13:25

It’s ok in the morning !

LlynTegid · 12/09/2023 13:53

@Merrymagpies perhaps now time to complain given the start of the school term.

Public sex whoever it is and whether same or opposite sex should not be accepted.

Merrymagpies · 12/09/2023 13:57

It is an open secret. Police well aware. Happy to disperse teenagers from this zone but not naked men. On all sorts of meet up websites etc.. They don’t care.

TheUsualChaos · 12/09/2023 13:58

Grim. And before long women will be conditioned to believe it's totally fine for their kids to be exposed to shit like this.

Cosmosforbreakfast · 12/09/2023 14:45

TheUsualChaos · 12/09/2023 13:58

Grim. And before long women will be conditioned to believe it's totally fine for their kids to be exposed to shit like this.

Sadly some of them already do, the cool gals think it's hilarious and harmless. Children could be traumatised for life after some stranger exposed their genitals to them. If they see parents laughing this kind of thing off how are they going to ask for support?

x2boys · 12/09/2023 16:22

Is this a new fetish?
I have just read a report in my local paper ( Bolton news)/of a naked cyclist 🤔

Nakedness · 12/09/2023 16:41

x2boys · 12/09/2023 16:22

Is this a new fetish?
I have just read a report in my local paper ( Bolton news)/of a naked cyclist 🤔

Hope not, but if everyone gets away with it we will see an increase 🤢

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Fiddie · 12/09/2023 17:32

Do you live in MK? If so can you PM me? Thank you

L353A1 · 19/10/2023 18:07

Lots of references to it not being 'normal'. It is a minority activity, certainly, but there is no requirement that everyone should be 'normal'. There is such a thing as freedom of expression, it's protected in law (article 10 of the ECHR), and naturists are entitled to make use of it.

There may be (I don't know) an escalation from indecent exposure but simply going about your business without clothes is not indecent exposure. The courts have established that mere sight of an uncovered human body is not indecent.

Setting out to alarm people or cause distress is something else entirely and it is deplorable. The law tries to set a reasonable balance between freedom of expression and clearly unacceptable behaviour such as flashing.

BitOutOfPractice · 19/10/2023 19:56

Is this thread still going with women tripping over themselves to normalise this? 🙄

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