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Naked older man on bike

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Nakedness · 11/09/2023 09:09

I went cycling yesterdat with DD in an area not far from our house that's usually busy with dog walkers and families cycling, loads of children around.

This older man was riding his bike completely naked, his 'thing' sticking out in full view. Luckily we passed him quickly as he was coming from the opposite direction and my 5 yo DD hasn't noticed as she was concentration on her cycling.

Then an hour later someone on FB posted a pics from around this area of another older naked man cycling in traffic (looks like a different man).

I told DH and he said I should have taken a pic of him and reported him as it's illegal to walk around naked in public. I'm not from this country so forgive my shock, but is this ok in the UK?

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Moonlightdust · 11/09/2023 10:29

🤢

Nakedness · 11/09/2023 11:17

TattiePants · 11/09/2023 09:33

Are you in the NE by any chance? I saw a picture yesterday that someone had shared of a naked man (apart from what appeared to be a straw hat) on a bike at traffic lights.

No, we are in SW London. Sounds like we've seen the exact same picture but it was shared in a local group so I assumed it was another local man.

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Nakedness · 11/09/2023 11:19

Kindofcrunchy · 11/09/2023 09:41

If you're in the same area as I am, that bloke got arrested pretty sharpish 😂 my 3yo saw him and was asking all sorts of questions...

Oh...😁. Where do you live?

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Ibetthatyoulookgoodon · 11/09/2023 11:23

It’s not ‘normal’ but I certainly wouldn’t let it upset me. It’s a penis not an AK47.

As long as he wasn’t doing anything sexual (which I imagine would be tricky whilst also riding a bike!) I can’t see it’s a problem.

Nakedness · 11/09/2023 11:23

loislovesstewie · 11/09/2023 10:13

I hope he realises that his scrotum and penis will ,quite probably , become very sore and swell if he does this for too long. Serves him right!

I think his penis was somehow protected by some sort of 'metal cage' that was strapped to his back 😆...as far as I could see in the few seconds we passed by him.

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Nakedness · 11/09/2023 11:24

Ibetthatyoulookgoodon · 11/09/2023 11:23

It’s not ‘normal’ but I certainly wouldn’t let it upset me. It’s a penis not an AK47.

As long as he wasn’t doing anything sexual (which I imagine would be tricky whilst also riding a bike!) I can’t see it’s a problem.

I wasn't upset by it, just a little shocked 😁

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Ibetthatyoulookgoodon · 11/09/2023 11:25

Nakedness · 11/09/2023 11:24

I wasn't upset by it, just a little shocked 😁

I agree it would be shocking 😂

Spinningcats · 11/09/2023 11:27

When you say ‘sticking out’ do you mean he had an erection? If so, police.

CurlewKate · 11/09/2023 11:29

Would it have been OK if he was a naked younger man?

DivingForLove · 11/09/2023 11:30

There’s a naked bike ride in London every June - as a cyclist I don’t know how they do it, it looks so sore 😄

ItsFunToBeAVampire · 11/09/2023 11:31

Nakedness · 11/09/2023 11:23

I think his penis was somehow protected by some sort of 'metal cage' that was strapped to his back 😆...as far as I could see in the few seconds we passed by him.

That sounds like a fetish, it's probably a chastity cage - https://www.amazon.co.uk/stainless-steel-chastity-cage/s?k=stainless+steel+chastity+cage

The men that do this aren't naturists, they're dirty perverts who get their thrills from flashing at women.
The ones that laugh along and say they mean no harm are idiots.

Maddy70 · 11/09/2023 11:32

There is a guy doing a naked bike ride around the uk for charity and the naked rambler too

Personally I could give a full if they are dressed or nor but that bike seat is going to chaff

ohtowinthelottery · 11/09/2023 11:34

There's one who cycles around not far from here. I've never seen him myself but have seen reports of sightings on local Facebook pages. His wife apparently cycles with him but she wears clothes.

We also had the naked rambler in our village post office years ago. Pretty sure he got arrested though - numerous times if I recall correctly.

AuntieMarys · 11/09/2023 11:36

His "thing" 😅

Nakedness · 11/09/2023 11:44

Spinningcats · 11/09/2023 11:27

When you say ‘sticking out’ do you mean he had an erection? If so, police.

Looked like it 🤢

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Nakedness · 11/09/2023 11:45

CurlewKate · 11/09/2023 11:29

Would it have been OK if he was a naked younger man?

No, absolutely not! Should not have mentioned that

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Cosmosforbreakfast · 11/09/2023 11:47

ItsFunToBeAVampire · 11/09/2023 11:31

That sounds like a fetish, it's probably a chastity cage - https://www.amazon.co.uk/stainless-steel-chastity-cage/s?k=stainless+steel+chastity+cage

The men that do this aren't naturists, they're dirty perverts who get their thrills from flashing at women.
The ones that laugh along and say they mean no harm are idiots.

This!

The intention is to upset women and some of them probably want children to see them too. Some serious sex offenders start off by exposing themselves. People laughing and saying they mean no harm just don't seem to get that. It's a shame Police can't do anything about it under this 'intention was not to offend' nonsense.

ellebelli · 11/09/2023 11:56

There was a pic shared on my local fbgroup but I'm in the nw (lancs)

GrumpyPanda · 11/09/2023 11:57

ItsFunToBeAVampire · 11/09/2023 11:31

That sounds like a fetish, it's probably a chastity cage - https://www.amazon.co.uk/stainless-steel-chastity-cage/s?k=stainless+steel+chastity+cage

The men that do this aren't naturists, they're dirty perverts who get their thrills from flashing at women.
The ones that laugh along and say they mean no harm are idiots.

.... idly wondering what that will have done to your Amazon algorithm 😁😁

loislovesstewie · 11/09/2023 12:10

Well, firstly the 'chastity cage' was an eye opener!😳Secondly, I agree that many men progress to other offences , after getting the taste for flashing.
I still hope his bits are swollen by friction though.

StanleyGoodspeed · 11/09/2023 12:14

Hate how society has been groomed to accept perverts

thisone6 · 11/09/2023 12:14

In my experience police will come, I reported a naked man in a city centre.

If you see him again report him. It's grim.

HermioneWeasley · 11/09/2023 12:17

If it isn’t illegal then it should be. We know indecent exposure escalates to much more serious crimes. Astonishingly it’s never women who feel the need to do this, always blokes with their cocks out.

SparkleFly · 11/09/2023 12:21

I'm sorry but I'm struggling to see the difference between this lone man and a flasher? The dirty old bastard, definitely report him. No man with any morals would do that with children and families around, he sounds like a pervert.

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