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I have 2 Randy spiders shagging in the corner of my bedroom

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fabmaccawhackythumbsaloft · 07/09/2023 04:11

So I've woken up as I'm on medication that has wrecked my sleep and my digestive system

I've just watched a very fastidious little
Spider wandering around until he found mrs spider in the corner

They were going at it for a good 10 minutes and you know what's really wrong with this scenario?

It's the most action my bedroom has seen in years Grin

She's not eaten him either . He's now doing a victory lap round the ceiling .

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CanadianJohn · 07/09/2023 04:20

I want some of that medication.

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fabmaccawhackythumbsaloft · 07/09/2023 04:21

Ooooop he off back for seconds .....I feel like I should put some music on and light a candle

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fabmaccawhackythumbsaloft · 07/09/2023 04:23

CanadianJohn · 07/09/2023 04:20

I want some of that medication.

Trust me - you don't tho I have lost 12 pounds in 13 days ....I'm living on pro biotic drinks as can't face food

I've still got 3 months to go so I should look like Kate moss by then

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fabmaccawhackythumbsaloft · 07/09/2023 04:28

She took a bit of persuasion that time but he triumphed once more

It's out a zing in his step that for sure

He's now hurtling at a rare speed back across the wall - he's covered some mileage for a little fella

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fabmaccawhackythumbsaloft · 07/09/2023 04:32

Omg there's another one now heading for Madame in the corner - she's obviously advertising
This one is much smaller - he's stopped - he's having second thoughts

Casanova meanwhile is in the other corner looking a bit delirious and going round in circles

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Trusttheprocess1 · 07/09/2023 04:46

There are some moments when I am happy to have insomnia! Get the Barry White on for your little threesome…😂

hexsnidgett · 07/09/2023 04:48

I am enjoying your name and your tales of spider love this morning. Grin
I would like sleep more.

HelpMeGetThrough · 07/09/2023 04:55

I've just taken a bucket tonne of Morphine and now seeing if my bedroom ceiling is a spider swingers club. 😆

ZeldaWillTellYourFortune · 07/09/2023 04:56

Lol at Barry White.

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fabmaccawhackythumbsaloft · 07/09/2023 05:01

Well Casanova has blended in to the wall paper above my bed - he's done almost an entire lap of the room - I've asked him to keep going as I'd like to try and sleep a bit more and I'm not great with them above my bed but I can't see him , presume he's gone for a nap after his exertions

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NeunundneunzigHorseBallonz · 07/09/2023 05:17

And now you know what spiders do with their spider willies

NameChangeEmbarressed · 07/09/2023 05:29

Absolutely loving this. Anyone else think it should go in classics?

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fabmaccawhackythumbsaloft · 07/09/2023 05:30
Grin

We do indeed

Casanova has made it ninja like back into the opposite corner to Madame and is now giving it some spider zzzzzs while mini has made a move but clearly having a crisis of confidence as he's taken to the ceiling to avoid Madame's corner - given her a big swerve so he's now hovering in the middle of the wall between Casanova and Madame , I'm gonna try and sleep a bit more , mini looks like he needs a map as he's busy pacing up and down but actually going nowhere fast .

He's maybe looking for a darked on towel to rub his Willy on .

The other two appear to be asleep in separate corners. Clearly the night didn't end well .

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fabmaccawhackythumbsaloft · 07/09/2023 05:44

Madame has been in the corner for ages and has been earning her stripes catching those annoying little moths that eat your jumpers tho I had no idea she was such a rampant little madam , tho mini clearly didn't fancy his chances , he thought about it for quite some time , maybe he decided he would be dessert hence the swerve . Anyway casonova has clearly pissed her off since he is in the equivalent of the huffy bed at the opposite end of the room .
Mini looks like he's gone to sleep now too , he's near the door , clever boy has his exit route planned as he is quite literally in the middle of the warring parties. Oooo he made a little web - a zip line out of the way . Small in stature but has brains and clearly not thinking with his spider Willy

I'll see where they all are when I wake ....
It's been like 50 shades of grey acted out on my bedroom ceiling. Grin

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embolass · 07/09/2023 05:48

🤣 at this thread

NeverGuessWho · 07/09/2023 05:58

Brilliant!
Spiders are fascinating.
Wonder how long the gestation period lasts. Surely it won't be long before you have a ceiling full of them.

Photos if possible please, at some point, OP - faces to the names, and all that.

Hope you manage to sleep.

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fabmaccawhackythumbsaloft · 07/09/2023 06:02

Ssshhhh

Everyone's asleep ! They've all tucked their little legs in and aren't moving .....sweet spider dreams to the rampant little deviants 🕷️

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Mystro202 · 07/09/2023 06:02

NeverGuessWho · 07/09/2023 05:58

Brilliant!
Spiders are fascinating.
Wonder how long the gestation period lasts. Surely it won't be long before you have a ceiling full of them.

Photos if possible please, at some point, OP - faces to the names, and all that.

Hope you manage to sleep.

A ceiling full of them 😱😱😱😱

Catsmere · 07/09/2023 06:05

NameChangeEmbarressed · 07/09/2023 05:29

Absolutely loving this. Anyone else think it should go in classics?

I was just thinking exactly that!

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fabmaccawhackythumbsaloft · 07/09/2023 06:05

Photos ok ....so in order we have Casanova in the left corner ,
Mini in the middle
And Madame in the left corner with the detritus of her last meal , she's not a great house keeper- bit slovenly ...

Maybe that was what the argument was over - Casanova wouldn't take the bins out ....

I have 2 Randy spiders shagging in the corner of my bedroom
I have 2 Randy spiders shagging in the corner of my bedroom
I have 2 Randy spiders shagging in the corner of my bedroom
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Trusttheprocess1 · 07/09/2023 06:26

I just got up and there’s a spider on my leg… I think he read your post…

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fabmaccawhackythumbsaloft · 07/09/2023 06:30

Ambitious trusttheprocess, if he was fancying his chances

I understand though, all this bedroom action has got me all afluster

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fabmaccawhackythumbsaloft · 07/09/2023 06:32

It's a sad state of affairs when your living vicariously through a trio of Randy spiders

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Catsmere · 07/09/2023 06:49

Could be worse, could be a couple of snails ...

NeverGuessWho · 07/09/2023 06:53

Ooh thanks for the photos.