I have 2 Randy spiders shagging in the corner of my bedroom

[fabmaccawhackythumbsaloft]

So I've woken up as I'm on medication that has wrecked my sleep and my digestive system

I've just watched a very fastidious little
Spider wandering around until he found mrs spider in the corner

They were going at it for a good 10 minutes and you know what's really wrong with this scenario?

It's the most action my bedroom has seen in years

She's not eaten him either . He's now doing a victory lap round the ceiling .

🤣

I actually found two snails going at it on my door step

It's like " hey ! Look at how sad your life is! Even the insects are getting more sec than you are ! Bazinga ! "

Not sure if sadder that you’re chronicling this or that I’m totally hooked 😂

Am I the only one freaking out about the possibility of millions of spider babies appearing sometime soon? (Can't bring myself to Google spider gestation periods!)🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷

😂😂😂

Well I can report that the night's activities clearly have taken their toll on my 8 legged room mates as they're still tightly tucked up in their little spidery beds , none of them have moved so much as a leg

Must have been very tiring having all that nooky

I'm not jealous at all .
I wonder what spiders dream .

I've just told my mate - he said it's like an episode of hollyoaks 😂

On the topic of shagging creepy yucky things, I give you shagging slugs.
Really gross but perfectly ying and yang.

Oh my god. Why? Spiders yes, slugs 🤮

Casanova , mini and Madame haven't moved all day clearly shagged out