Sayings that get on your tit

[okiedokie1]

'Been there, done that, got the t-shirt'. For some reason this old overused one just annoys the heck out of me. I think because I always imagine the person saying it thinks they are all kinds of cool and up to date.
For the same reason 'not' at the end of a sentence. 'It's really nice..not'. This feels like it should have died when the last episode of Friends ended

Get your ducks in a row.

A trite saying posted frequently on here by someone who hasn't got anything useful to say or advise on any practical steps that the poster can take.

"Ohhh I'm having a yellow moment today"
No. You're not. You're wearing yellow trousers.
This really made me laugh 😁

Everything on here

"Everything happens for a reason"
And
"Gives me the ick" (mainly just that word ick I think)

Those two wind me up the most I think.

Wind your neck in. Horrible saying.

Hen

"pull your finger out"

Ahhh 😫

Yes, you see it everywhere, especially MN and Twitter.

I am also sick of seeing "You do you", "making memories" and "I'll wait."

"I was today years old..."

"Tinkly laugh" (whether used ironically or not).

We're cooking on gas! My old boss used to say it all the time and it base me squirm - she was vile

Hi teamies - people write it on emails at work, usually when they're about to complain about something and it does my head in!!

This!!

No, I will not "fill out this form".
I will fill it in!

Boils my piss. I want to say that to someone now lol

Forever home or once in a lifetime holiday!

Hate it. You never know what's round the corner

The Narrative.

no one said "doesn't fit the narrative"
5 years ago, I'm sure.

It's so annoying. Makes me cringe every time I read it.

As you know

Autism and ADHD aren't mental health issues...

Quality time.
🤮

'Unhinged'
So overused and really annoys me when I see/hear it.

"Aww diddums" is like nails on a chalkboard to me, so condescending and dismissive

Smashed it

One that's increasingly irritating me is 'it is right'

It started in covid briefings I think and now every single person who has a tricky situation to navigate, especially where there is a fuck up, is saying 'it is right that I resign' 'it is right that we do this thing or that' having reduced the situation to a nonsensical base issue, and still managing to avoid the actual issue.

It seems to be a strategy for avoiding saying 'I am sorry, I was wrong, it was my fault' and trying to trick people into thinking you apologised.

So what you're saying is mumsnet jumped the shark with "jump the shark".